Discord Day Party

      They pried Cadenece away from the sleeping stallion she had beeen sucking off  and struggled to keep their hold on her thrashing forelegs as they went into a steep nosedive over the edge of Neighagara Falls, following Queen Chrysalis, who claimed to have a 'secret emergency party hideout at the base of the falls.

    Part of their problem was mainly Cady and Luna. In every town they'd so much as glanced at they'd had to pry the two away from unconscious stallions and drag them along. And now they were following a changeling queen to a boozeroom she'd had built near the beggining of her reign as queen of her race.

    They finally reached the bottom of the falls, and without so much as pausing their guide zoomed through a narrow opening in the cliffs behind the falls. Drenced and semigrumpy, yet still drunk, they emerged in heaven. They were in a simple stone chamber that was easily as tall as Canterlot Casrle's second highest tower, and wide as the gardens, but that wasn't the important part.

     That part was beyond the scattered tables or the dancefloor complete with a disco ball. It was the BAR. Behind the counter, on shelves that went so far up you couldn't see the top, lining three of the walls was shelves upon shelves of booze, glorious booze. Plastered to clear glass separating the two parts of the counter were cocktail recipe posters which were stained from previous parties the room had evidently seen.

    For a moment all the goddesses present couldn't talk. They could only gape at the glorious heaven of alcohol laid before their eyes. Then a changeling in an apron decorated wih pictures of hearts and flowers slid open the glass and asked "may I help you?" Celestia was the first one out of her stupor. "I'll take two Bahama Mamas."

    And then everypony else was ordering their drinks all at once. They had to keep all twenty stations busy mixing and concocting drinks to satiate their thirst for alchohol while they danced and sang off-key drunken songs and, most importantly, drank. And drank and drank and drank. Did I happen to mention that they drank? And then they drank some more.........and more.........and more.......until finally Chrysalis came to a heart-shattering conclusion "Oh shit, we ran out of alchohol. Any ideas, girls?" And thus began their adventure to visit-and don't forget trash-every bar in Equestria......