Discord Day Party

   It was seriously getting harder and harder to stop looking at the immortals in front of him, and even the mind's eye replay of Double kicking his ass to within in inches of his life couldn't regulate it anymore. He raised his hoof and smacked himself across the face for real, in a last-ditch effot to control himself.......and.......was..............working! He thought of Double, Mandible, Silkworm, even his annoying older sister Hope...

     As if on cue, his sister popped out of no where, almost making him drop the stash of hangover prevention Goldhoofer for the next time they got all pissy and PMSish because they were starting to get hangovers.  "How much of the party did I miss" she asked, like appearing from thin air was completely natural. After getting the response, she looked crestfallen for a moment before remembering to tell her brother "Double's pissed. Silkworm went off the deep end yesterday over a toy that her brother broke."

     Glad for a reason to leave and head home, he tossed the bottle of Goldhoofer to his sister before breaking at least three sound barriers in his rush to get home and away from some hot goddesses. "So will you guys fill me in when we pick  our rooms in that hotel?" She asked. "What hotel?"

      "That one."

      "Oooooohhhhhbh."

    She opened the bottle and sipped some, then took a huge swig, completely abandoning royal eiquette and chugging the bottle. Even her mom was drunk at this party!

   They finished laughing about Staghorn's control issues and went out into the hall to figure out whether or not Cady and Luna were done picking their next victims. They hadn't even rounded the corner before they heard the moaning. They turned around like they found a corpse in the woods and headed back to their rooms.

   They made small talk and asked each other whether or not they  were straight, bi, or lesbian. Turned out all of them were bi or lesbian, so they were sleeping in pairs. Hope was sleeping with Freya. In the morning they woke up in different rooms for someodd reason. They swiged down what was left of the Goldenhoofer to ward off the hangover while ghey looked for the tavern.