Discord Day Party

by Alleria Windrunner

Onward, Troops!

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    They'd so trashed the Manehatten pub. At first they were discouraged, but then lo and behold a miracle ocurred. It turned out not all ponies in Manhatten weren't stuck-up pricks after all!  The pub had been on the outskirts of a seedy neighborhood........had been because Phoenix had torched it to encourage the ponies who weren't snobs to move.

    Now they themselves had hit up the Crystal Empire which had a NICE bar, courtesy of Prince Shining Armor, and were  sucking it dry. Since Shining was still asleep under the enchantment, when he woke up he probably wouldn't be happy to have one wife with a hangover and the only bar in the empire completely drained of all alchohol. Oh well.

     They dumped some sixpacks of Dr. Whoover onto the already slick crystal floor and created a skating rink around the bar, dumping some of their own drink whenevr they needed the floor to be more slippery. Celestia smacked into the wall and stumbled off. Later they found her passed out kissing a picture of Discord behind the bar counter.

    Eventually the party moved outside, and they started daring each other to do things. Prisma pumped her wings until she was just barely inside the atmosphere, then turned and plunged towards the ground. She broke five sound barriers and performed five consecutive double rainbooms, and plowed head first into the ground........coming out of the planet on the other side! She turned and plunged back through the hole she'd created through the center of the planet.

      In Mustangia they accidentally burned a building while Cadence zipped around town like a pingpong ball, trailing white drops of liquid. They stayed well away from her back end in flight.

       Philomena joined them with a couple other birds that looked like duplicates of her. They were white, black, blue, green, and one that looked like her twin except for a shock of white on her forhead. They flew around and crashed into things like they were impersonating Derpy. Evidently, those birds could drink.

     They covered half of northern Equestria in three weeks. They actually took the time to make a statue to be erected in the middle of the Everfree as they passed it. Then, onwards they went.

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