The Wonders of Skyrim

Narsis followed me inside Twilight's house, he looked a bit impressed that someone had even managed to carve out a tree, while keeping it alive. When we walked in, we were greeted by a worried, and a confused Twilight, confused because of the other Argonian, worried because of how long I was gone. Twilight's first question was, "Who's that?" Narsis answered, he didn't appear to fazed about a talking pony, "I am Narsis, I thank you for the hospitality, me and Jiques have been friends since childhood, in fact, when we first met, it was about who was going to pickpocket a old lady, turns out she had a knife though." He said and chuckled, I gave a short chuckle as well remembering how Narsis got a cut on the arm from her wildly swinging arms.

Twilight looked at us both before saying, "Why would you pickpocket a harmless old lady?" I answered this one, "I think it her name was Grelad or something, she ran the orphanage and treated all the orphans like shit. Me, Narsis and a Khajiit, were the only children that had parents in Riften at the time. I think the Khajiit's name was J'zargo," I shrugged, "I dont remember." While I said this, Narsis was nodding, or just looking in awe at the building. I coughed and said again to get Narsis's attention, "So, how good are you at magic?" He grinned and summoned a lightning thrall, I yawned, "Really? Can you do an undead thrall?" I smashed a fly that was being quite annoying, and used undead thrall on it. An otherworldly glow came from the fly as it became undead, it would stay this way until I dismissed it, or it died.

He snorted and said, "What level?" I grinned and said, "Forever." His jaw dropped. Twilight just watched in a sort of interest, as the undead fly, flew past Twilight's head. Narsis looked jealous, "Can you paralyze yet?" I demonstrated by doing so, when it wore off he didn't look to happy. Twilight finally spoke up, "Okay, guys, I really do want to know how you two met up, and how you got here." At this last part she pointed at Narsis. I went into a lengthy description of what happened, how I found Narsis, he explained how he got here, and the journey back, even the party that Pinkie was planning. Twilight was sitting calmly through all this, sometimes she would change position, or grimace, but that was all the reaction we got out of Twilight.

Twilight spoke up when we finished, "Well, looks like we have a party to attend." She looked up to her room and called, "Spike! SPIKE!" A quite unhappy voice could be heard from upstairs. Spike walked down the steps, and jumped when he saw another Argonian. "Their are two of you?" He asked a bit confused, I laughed at the baby dragon. "No, this is my friend Narsis, we met in the Everfree when I got lost after a fight with a manticore." While I said this he swayed a bit, like he was very tired. He yawned and said, "I'm not surprised you lost a battle with a manticore." I facepalmed, and corrected him, "No, I won the battle, I got lost in the Everfree." While he was walking into the kitchen he said over his shoulder, "Well, why didn't ya say so?" We all three laughed, and a very tired and confused Spike was walking into the kitchen.

Twilight walked into the kitchen following Spike, I sat on the couch with Narsis, waiting for Twilight to get back. I looked over at the time, it was said the party was going to be at 8:00 PM, and the time was 7:36 PM. I looked over at Narsis, "Well, it's about 20 minutes till the party, wanna get there early?" He just nodded. We both got up and I shouted, not the thu'um, just a regular old shout, "Me and Narsis are going to the party, it's gonna be at Sugarcube corner, at 8:00, don't be late!" We walked out the door together, shortly after Twilight followed, with a dragon on her back. We walked for a bit, but the sky started turning dark, I looked overhead to see grey clouds floating over the town. I was not gonna let a storm ruin this party, I shouted "LOK VAH KOOR!" As I said this the storm instantly dissipated. We walked onward, finally reaching the Sugarcube corner at exactly, 7:59. We waited until the sundial said 8:00, we opened the doors to see the lights off. I flicked them off and was greeted by a surprising, "SURPRISE!" Narsis, who has never had a surprise party before nearly ran his knife through Pinkie, but with my expecting this, I had already begun saying, "ZUN HAAL VIIK!" This caused his blade to fly from his hand and imbed itself in the wall. He grinned sheepishly, and looked like he wanted to melt into the ground.

After the initial shock, Narsis went to go retrieve his knife, but I had already grasped it in my telekinetic powers, I pulled it over and held on to it saying, "Narsis, I think it would be better if I held onto this." He nodded a bit solemnly, I put the knife in my pack. We walked over to a table, the decorations were quite flashy, all the confetti, and streamers not to forget the balloons all gave it a party feeling. We all got some cake, which had a pink frosting, chocolate fudge in the center, sandwiched by two pieces of vanilla cake. The cake tasted like I died went to heaven, and came back down just to get some more. Narsis's eyes dilated, he looked down at the cake and began to devour it whole-heartedly. Much to the amusement of the surrounding ponies and me.

After a few slices of cake, we went off to play some games, we played pin the tail on the pony, for which Narsis was pro at, there was twister, at first we didn't understand how to play, but we caught on quickly. It seemed ponies had a hard time at this game, while Narsis and I were winning just about every round, in fact it had to be a tie between the two of us because, we both fell at the same time. Well, now that I think about it, why would ponies even have trouble playing this game? Nevermind.

A hour of partying later, some ponies had left, but still enough to call it a party. Narsis was drunk off his ass, as were a few other ponies, I just took a few sips from my cider before getting a glass of water instead. It was never a good idea to get drunk while you had a great magical potency. Trust me bad things happen, I cringed at the thought that passed through my mind, I was drunk with a daedric prince, who was disguised as a commoner, I nearly burnt my dick off. Trust me, it's not a fun experience. Anyways, after all the ponies cleared away except for Twilight and her friends. Rainbow Dash, came over to meet Narsis, she floated a few feet off of the ground as she greeted us. Narsis whispered to me, "This world is just full of surprises isn't it?" I laughed much to the confusion of the remaining ponies, "The two rules are sisters and they raise the sun and moon." He looked at me like I was lying, "You have got to be lying? How is that even possible?" I shook my head and chuckled some more, "I have no idea, wait till you hear about a chicken and snake hybrid, if you stare into it's eyes you turn into stone. Apparently they eat stoned creatures." I laughed along with Narsis at my own joke.

Pinkie Pie came over and asked, "Well, did you like the party? Was it fun? Did you get to meet ponies?" She asked all three questions within three seconds, in fact I have no idea why I put that comma. Narsis spoke up, "Yes, Yes, Yes, all going in respective order." Pinkie looked like she about to burst with glee when Narsis gave a toothy grin. But before she could, Twilight said, "Well, time to clean this up." Pinkie jumped into the air and said, "No need! I'll get it cleaned up in 10 seconds!" and with that she got it all cleaned up in 10 seconds. I watched dumbstruck at how fast she cleaned up a party that would usually have taken at least an hour to clean. I thanked her along with Narsis, I handed Narsis his knife back and we walked out saying our goodbyes as we all went our separate ways, Twilight of course following us, with a purple sleeping dragon on her back. I heard a dog bark, I looked to my right to see Barbas, "Wait a minute, Twilight, Narsis wait here I'll be back in a minute." I ran over to Barbas who was scratching his head. "Barbas, what are you doing here?" He looked at me and said, "I could ask the same of you Dragonborn, but I need some help." I nodded and he continued, "Clavicus has proposed a trade to some pony, that if they kill me with a magical war axe, they can keep it! Now I'm being chased down by a unicorn!" I looked behind him to see a deranged looking grey unicorn, with a frizzed and leaf filled mane. In his magic, he was holding the 'Rueful Axe' I shouted at him, "Hey! If you're going to kill Barbas, you have to go through me first!" He gave me a wicked grin, I knew what that thing could do. He charged at me, and I shouted, "GAAN LAH HAAS!" He instantly looked tired, like he fought through waves of enemies. I took my bow out, with exact precision I fired an arrow, it hit him in the leg, he kept on charging and I fired again this time I hit him in the knee, he fell forward, and I took this as my chance, I whipped out my sword, and plunged it deep into his chest, lifting him off the ground for a second before his weight became to much and I let my sword drop to my side, his body sliding off the blade with a creepy satisfaction. I picked up the axe and threw it as far as I could into the forest.

As I picked it up I heard Clavicus Vile scream at me, "WHY DID YOU KILL HIM? HE WAS SUPPOSED TO KILL THAT UNGRATEFUL MUTT! YOU BI--" I threw the axe, it landed somewhere in the foliage, I set a rune on it, so if anyone found it, they would explode in fire and electricity. Barbas spoke up as I walked away, "Thanks so much Dragonborn!" I didn't look back, I felt sick at what I did. I killed a innocent, even if he was just being controlled, or lied to be a god, it was still wrong. I walked on over to where Narsis, and Twilight waited, fortunately they didn't see what happened. I walked on in silence, as we reached the door Twilight finally said, "Jiques, what's bothering you?" I looked over at her and said, "Nothing." We walked inside, Twilight directed me to my new bed, Narsis had to sleep on the floor, in my old bed. I thanked her, and tried to sleep, but I couldn't get my mind off of what I did, when sleep finally did come, it was a dreamless sleep...