Aloe wiped away the excess juices from her sister’s hole. “Okay now Ron you lie down flat on the bed and eat out my sister” Aloe told me. I raised a curious eyebrow.

“Eat what now?” I asked and she face-hoofed.

“Lotus just sit on his face and Ron, play the gentleman” she told me. Why would Lotus sit on my… you know what, Aloe knows more about this than me so I’m just gonna go with it.

I laid back just like she had told me to while Lotus did what she was told to. Now I sort of understood why she had cleaned the juices away, or at least I think this is why she did.

I gently slid my index finger along Lotus’ folds and a lone gasp of pleasure escaped her mouth before Aloe pressed her lips up against her sister’s. I felt Aloe move around a little before lining herself up with my shaft.

I used both my index fingers to gently spread Lotus’ lower lips and I saw this tiny little lumpy thing that had been hidden by her folds. I licked my right thumb then gave the little lump a small rub.

I heard Lotus give out a muffled moan and her inner walls quivered. “Hmmm… I shall call this squishy…no… the fun button” I said with a chuckle then groaned as I felt Aloe slide down my entire length.

She was considerably wet so it worked well as a lubricant. She wasn’t as tight as her sister but she had this way about the way she moved that made her feel amazing inside.

I continued to caress Lotus’ ‘Fun button’ and she continued to moan until she pulled back from the kiss and gasped. Aloe smiled, “Looks like you’re learning” she commented though I wasn’t sure if it was to Lotus or me.

Lotus began to moan out a sentence, “Ron… ooh… just…ah… put your finger…ngh… inside of me” she moaned as I continued to play with her. Aloe was ridding me like a cow-pony and all she needed was the hat… I wonder if Applejack would be willing to give up her hat for a few hours? Meh, probably not.

I took my right hand back and gave a quick lick to my index and middle finger, to lubricate them, before returning them to Lotus’ warm love. I used my left index and middle finger to spread her lips slightly then slowly slid my other to fingers into her pink slit.

I felt her inner walls clasp around my fingers, almost as if it was my cock, and began to gently squeeze on them. Hmm I guess her entire body is good at giving massages.

I began to slowly slide my fingers back and forth, resulting in more moans from Lotus. Aloe leaned forwards and began to make out with her sister again. I heard them both moan into each other’s mouths. Damn they must’ve been real close growing up to be able to do this together.

I became a little more adventurous and as I fingered Lotus I leaned my face forwards and licked her ‘Fun button’. I heard a rather loud muffled gasp come from Lotus. I took my fingers out from inside of her and grabbed her supple flank with both hands while I pressed my tongue right up against her vagina.

I began to move my tongue all around the outside of her folds, not yet entering her, and Lotus’ rear began to twitch and move about as she felt sensual pleasure course through her.

Aloe picked up the pace as she rode my cock like I was a bucking bull. Hey wait a minute… I think I might have an idea.

I began to buck my hips in unison with her strides. Aloe groaned as she pulled away from the kiss, “Oh yeah… Ron… that’s good… just like that” she gasped. Lotus tried to speak but couldn’t piece together a sentence due to the rather large amount of sexual tension that she had built up.

“Ron… tongue… inside” she managed. I obliged and slipped my tongue inside of her, exploring the innermost depths of her with my tongue. It made a slurping sound then it hit me, ‘Eat her out’. It didn’t mean actually eat her but use my tongue to lick up her pussy. Clever pun on words, sex talk seems to have more puns than Schwarzenegger.

I don’t know why but having Aloe ride me while I ate out Lotus felt simply amazing, it was indescribable. I wanted to explore deeper inside Lotus so I pressed my face right up to her rear as I continued to grope her flank.

I began to feel that familiar feeling of pressure building up in my groin. I couldn’t really time my bucking with Aloe’s strides anymore so I just let myself go wild, like a real bucking bull.

Aloe screamed, “Ah Ron, not yet… wait until I… cum” she moaned. My pace picked up considerably and so did hers. Lotus began to press her rear up against my face a little harder, obviously wanting more.

As I continued to lap up her pussy with my tongue I slid my right thumb back down to her fun button and began to caress it.

Soon Lotus began to hump my face, though rather gently, making it a little bit tedious to keep up my pace with Aloe and eat out Lotus at the same time. Lotus began to pant and moan more frequently while Aloe bit her lower lip and her thrusts became highly erratic.

The slapping sound of my balls hitting her filled the room each time I bucked her or she thrusted me. Lotus’ moans soon drowned out the slapping sound. Aloe grabbed Lotus around the back of her neck and pulled her in for a furious kiss.

Lotus pushed back hard against my face then I felt her inner walls clasp around my tongue. I tasted a bitterly sweet liquid squirt out of her pussy and into my opened mouth as I still continued to eat her out. It wasn’t a delicious taste but it was decent and I mouthed around the fluids which now covered the majority of my face and almost filled my mouth.

Lotus’ inner walls continued to squeeze at my tongue, trying to extract any sort of liquids from my tongue to fill itself. Then I felt Aloe suddenly jolt and her thrusts became untalented and ridiculously timed.

I reached away from Lotus’ rear and grabbed Aloe by her hips, guiding her thrusts. I felt my shaft tense up for the second time this night and my back arched. “Ngh… Aloe… I’m…” I grunted, trying to piece together the sentence but I just couldn’t hold it anymore.

I released inside of her while I pulled down on her hips and kept our bodies locked together in a stationary position while I came inside of her. Only moments after did I feel her pussy walls clamp around my throbbing cock and she began to milk me. Ha-ha, milk me.

We were all panting heavily and about a minute after the climax they both fell to my sides, Lotus on my right and Aloe on my left. Lotus nestled up to my bare chest while Aloe got up.

“Well that was certainly fun. We’ll have to do this again soon but in the meantime I have an alicorn with a bad…” Aloe trailed off as she looked to the door which was open.

Standing in the doorway was Princess Twilight Sparkle, who was masturbating. Guessing by the fact that there were no fluids on the floor I was guessing she hadn’t gotten off yet.

Twilight gasped as she realized that her presence had been known. Her wings poofed out and she tried to backpedal but ended up just tripping over herself. She repositioned herself then gave us all a hopeful look.

Lotus spoke before I did. “Sister, is there a way to make this work with three mares and only one man?” she asked and Aloe let a sly smile creep across her face.

* * *

Third person, Earth:

Dan the man and the others were working out in the gym where Ron had last been seen well over two years ago.

Dan was speaking with the others. “So… what do you think happened to Ron anyway?” he asked and the others just shrugged. A younger more spiteful man had joined their group last year and he spoke his mind.

“Maybe he got teleported to another world and is now part of their society” he said and the others laughed.

“Spinner, you watch too much TV. Next thing you’ll be saying that he’s boning… two spa maids or something” Dan laughed. Spinner just sighed as he continued to work out.

Back in Equestria, Canterlot:

Celestia gazed upon the magnificent magazine. She was reading a little article about a certain male human with large muscles who apparently liked it kinky in bed. Celestia’s face twitched as she forced the sixteen inch vibrating dildo into her pussy.

As she read the highly erotic article about the time when he made love to a musical artist, which was probably a made up story but it still got Celestia heavily aroused, she gave the best poker face any-pony could do.

“Oh yeah… how’s that for… kinky” Celestia gasped as she felt herself reach the bridge of her orgasm. She began to scream uncontrollably as her orgasm struck her then suddenly her bedchamber doors swung open and Luna rushed in.

“Sister are you okay!?” Luna gasped and Celestia let out a scream of shock from being caught in a naughty act. Celestia grasped the large dildo in her magic and quickly slipped it out of her pussy before flinging it in a random direction, trying to conceal the evidence.

Unfortunately for her the wet and still vibrating dildo ended up smacking Luna in the face, smearing Celestia’s juices into her sister’s fur. Luna winced, “Ah… what in Equestria!” she gasped as the dildo clattered to the floor and began to chatter as it vibrated on the floor tiles. As Luna wiped her eyes Celestia quickly tossed the erotic magazine out the window, she had dozens more just like it hidden in between her bed mattresses.

Luna looked down in shock to the vibrating dildo which chattered around on the floor. “Uhm… Tia… I was just wondering if you were okay” Luna said and Celestia nodded.

“Yep, couldn’t be better… you mind tossing that back to me?” Celestia asked and Luna picked up the sex toy in her magic and levitated it over to her sister.

Celestia was grateful for her sister’s understanding. “Tell me sister, do you like bananas?” Celestia asked and Luna raised an eyebrow.

“Bananas?” Luna asked and Celestia nodded. “Well I guess… I mean they are good, and good for me” Luna replied in curiosity to why she would ask that sort of question at a time like this. Then the answer slapped her in the ass, quite literally.

Celestia slapped her sister in the flank with a perfectly yellow banana then proceeded to quickly slip it into Luna’s still unsuspecting cunt. Luna screamed in sudden shock as the banana pierced her vagina and spread her walls to accommodate the banana’s length. Celestia giggled as she gave another perfect poker face look.

Outside of the castle, Cadence was trotting along when she noticed a magazine flickering in the wind. She scoffed in irritation, she hated litterers so much it just drove her insane.

She walked up to the magazine to dispose of it but gasped as she realized just what kind of magazine it was. She quickly glanced all around to make sure she was alone then slowly and cautiously picked up the magazine.

She quickly browsed through the magazine, stopping several times to gaze upon stallions with hung cocks. She just craved sex right now but that was a natural side effect of being in heat.

As she continued to browse she stopped at the small erotica story about a strong muscular human. She quickly gave the page a fold then tucked the magazine under her wing and sheepishly trotted off into a bush to conceal herself.

Cadence hunkered down into the bush and pulled out the magazine and began to read the article. As she did she found herself heavily aroused and began to play with herself but stopped suddenly when she heard the faintest of screaming coming from the castle. Something about ‘Tell me you love bananas'!

Author's Note

So there's the ending. I'll be dickering around tomorrow when I edit it. Funny little story for all you readers: So I worked a fifteen hour shift today without stopping and my back just felt awful by the end of the day so when I finally got home at 9 I took a shower then flopped back in my lazyboy recliner chair and began to make all these ridiculous orgasm noises then was like "Ohh yeah... this is better than sex" and my buddy Derreck looks over to me and says "You've never even had sex before so how would you know" and I looked over to him and say "I don't need to have sex to know that this feels better".