Portal To The Ponies

I awoke to the smell of somewhat artificial grass and the sound of David spazzing out over something.

"What the fuck David calm down my head is killing me" I yelled something didn't seem right and I was too tired to open my eyes but something didn't seem right.

"Oh god oh god oh god this is so messed up" David was screaming at the top of his lungs.

"Okay it can't be that bad let me see what happened" I said casually.

I rolled over and at that point I flipped out and when I say flipped out I mean I literally acted like a gorilla on acid.  I had hooves but when I realized I was a god damn pony I felt like screaming and crying but I have to admit I took it pretty well and so did David.

"Ok let's chill the fuck out here remember I like MLP this should be a breeze for me " said David almost proudly

"No this isn't some game, we’re not in your make belief land of fucking rainbows and griffons" I spat at him which seemed to put him out a little only lord knows how right David was.

We spent the next two ours figuring out how to stand up and the next four hours on how to walk even then we did the occasional face plant into the ground. So we walked for a bit until David had decided to tell me that we had bloody wings.

Great so that's eight weeks of my life wasted learning how to fly as a pony but then it hit me...

"David what do I look like?" I asked.

"Erm well you're dark blue and you have a really spiky looking tail your hair colour, sorry mane colour is blue and white and

you have reddish eyes oh yeah you have a horn on your head as well."  David explained

"Cool I got a horn and wings I won the lottery" I exclaimed with somewhat joy.

"What do I look like then?" asked David.

"Well you have blondish hair and you are brown and you have wings and a horn like me nothing much else but pretty cool" I concluded.

"Hey look there's a sign saying PonyVille one mile" I said

"Ha I knew it we’re in Equestria" David roared

"Fuck I must be pretty high right now but to hell with logic so you know your way around David?" I asked

"Not entirely but let's go" screamed David somehow rushing off into the distance.

"Wait... how can I catch up now I can barely walk" I wondered

For the next few hours I was wandering aimlessly until I found David outside of some sort of medieval town....