Portal To The Ponies

"Damn." David thought he had just remembered that he could not just walk into the town and expect no questions to be asked he had to go in with some sort of back story. But with me being well.... just me I decided to roll down the hill to get to him (if only my PE teacher was here now) until I started picking up a little bit to much speed and I bowled straight into David knocking us straight into what seemed like the town center we got a couple of stares but nothing much else. Until....

"Oh my goshohmygoshareyouguysnewheredoyoulikemuffinsbecauseilikemuffins?" Said an ecstatic pink pony with a fluffy puffed up mane.

"Erm" I answered.

"Don't worry rob I got this" David explained somehow heroically

"Ok if you want to talk to a retarded pony then go ahead" I hissed

"Hello yes we like muffins and we are new to town". Said David with a smile on his face.

Then she turned to me expecting an answer i shrugged and sat on my what I think David called it my rump. And then things Seemed only to get worse from there because at that point she realized we didn't have a "cutie mark" as they call it.

"Ohmygoshwhereareyourcutiemarks" she exclaimed with horror.

"Say what no-" I was interrupted by David shoving his hoof in my mouth.

"We lost them somehow but I'm sure we will get them back shortly ." David lied

"Okey dokie lokey" the pink one said accepting it was a good enough answer.

"What are your names again?" She questioned.

Now at this point you would think oh they must of thought of new names but noo... the so called pony expert had no fucking idea what to say but luckily I had thought of some contemporary names.

"My names shining note and rainbow chaser is this guy over here " I explained.

"Ohmygoshyoucantalk". And with that she was gone.

"Am I really that bad at talking to ponies" I questioned

"I don't think so". David replied

Before anything else could be said David was greeted by a cyan pony spiraling out of control and crashing straight into him.One of the most awkward moments in my life Was just about to happen .

SMASH

"What where am I " rainbow chaser said in a subconscious tone (names are rubbing off on me).

The cyan pony with the rainbow mane smiled and said "sorry I was trying to do a double corkscrew back-flip but the wind had changed direction."

He threw me a glance of perversion and was just about to say something along the lines of has an angel just fallen on me.

Luckily I stood on his belly so he couldn't even breath, then the rainbow one looked at me with the "what the hell" kinda look

"Sorry about that my friend over here is slightly on the forward side of things" I explained slightly flustered.

"Don't worry I'm used to my awesomeness drawing out the weirder side of ponies , anyway what's your name?"  She asks after I help her off the ground.

"Shining note and you?" I asked slightly worried that she would just run off like the other one but she didn't seem so hmm....  retarded.

"We'll it's nice to meet you and your perverted friend" she laughed a cute little laugh before flying away into some sort of cloud house.

At least she didn't notice our lack of a cutie mark otherwise that would be a slightly awkward conversation.  I turned round and realised my friend panting for air so I showed what little mercy I had and stepped off him, he pulled himself up and punched me in the arm and said

"Look who has already got a 'date"He started laughing so I punched him back onto the floor.

Until "WHAT THE HAY IS GOING ON OUT HERE IM TRYING TO STUDY MY NEW SPELL" screamed a lavender unicorn popping her head out of a giant tree.