"Ah shit, here come the dogs!"

Richtofen looked up at the black sky, it had turned foggy: a sign that Samantha was sending her Hellhounds to attack. The Japanese soldier called Takeo Masaki looked to Richtofen, "Doctor! You'd better hurry!"

The giant, booming voice of Samantha Maxis shook the factory as she spat out her usual command for the Hellhounds, "FETCH ME THEIR SOULS!!!!!"

Lightning began to form near their location. Takeo and the American marine, Tank Dempsey, readied their rifles for the onslaught of demonic, undead German Shepards. Richtofen worked even faster, "Verdammt! Why did Ludvig have to break the teleporter when he and his little brat went to the moon?"

Dempsey blew the face of the first Hellhound completely off, "Maybe he did it to mess with you, crackhead! I don't know, just fix the damn thing!"

Richtofen looked to Dempsey as if he were crazy, "Oh, ja, Dempsey, thank you for your advise." The Hellhounds kept coming, but not a single one got past Dempsey and Takeo.

"Where is the Russian?"

"I dunno, he was supposed to go get his vodka at the other teleporter, the freakbags probably strangled him."

The gruff voice of the Russian vodka addict, Nikolai Belenski echoed across the factory, "You want to know how to say owned in Russian? OWNED!" Gunshots followed.

Dempsey chuckled, "Well, at least the fat bastard is okay, unlike us, Richtofen, we're completely fucked if you don't get it working soon!"

Richtofen dropped his screwdriver and picked up his MP40, "Fine! You try Dempsey!" Dempsey smacked another Hellhound down and quickly ran to the teleporter, knocking over the newly arrived Nikolai in the process.

"Eh, you spilt my vodka!" Dempsey pushed Richtofen out of the way.

"Good luck, Dempsey, you're going to need it!" Richtofen laughed,

Dempsey responded by kicking the teleporter. "Fuck you, Nazi machine!" To everyone's surprise(even the Hellhounds), the teleporter switched on.

"Der Reise teleportation system now online. Identifying personnel.... Identification process complete, subject identified as Dempsey, Terrance Marcus. Subject allowed access to mainframe. Commencing teleportation to Ponyville, Equestria."

Nikolai, half drunk, chuckled, "Your real name is Terrance? What the hell was your mother thinking?"

Dempsey would response, but Takeo interrupted him, "Doctor! It is powering up! Will we teleport? Where is this Equestria? And why does that thing know Dempsey's name?"

"Yeah, you tell him, Tak!"

Richtofen lowered his gun and smiled, "Oh! Equestria! Such a wondrous place! I wonder if Celestia is still ruling?"

Takeo looked at the doctor and prepared to ask a question, but Dempsey shouted at the top of his lungs. "What the fuck is that?" Everyone turned, a giant, metal pyramid was soaring towards them.

Richtofen gasped as the Hellhounds began to run, "The MDT! But it was supposed to be secure on the moon base! How could it-"

Before he could finish his sentence, the MDT collided with Richtofen, and they both went flying through the teleporter. "Doctor!" Takeo attempted to rescue him, but Dempsey held him back. "Tak, doc's gone, we gotta get the fuck outta here!" They began to run from the teleporter, when Nikolai got up.

"Dempsey! I have a bone to pick with y-" A giant metal sheet slammed into him, knocking him into the teleporter. Takeo gripped the railing of some stairs. The entire factory was being sucked into the teleporter. He tried to hold on, but it wasn't until Dempsey yelled at him that Takeo realized something bad.

"Tak, look out!"

Takeo turned and was sucked into the teleporter, he saw swirls of electricity, and then the world went black......

Author's Note

First chapter, second story. (Oo-rah!)

"Terrance Marcus" is only something I made up, I don't know his real name. (It's probably just "Tank", but I think that's a nickname.)

Get ready, because our favorite zombie killers are coming to Ponyville next chapter(though in a different way than you might think.)

Night Fury the Black out.