The Masturbatory Adventures Of Physically Unstable Gaben

"That picture of Rainbow Dash was hot." Gabe said to himself after he finished clopping to Rule 34 of his favorite and gayest pony Rainbow Dash. "SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL!!!!!!" Gabe nearly died from a heart attack due to how much of an emo fatass he was when a portal to Equestria opened in the form of an Oblivion Gate within his room. "OMFG!"

"SCORRRREEE!" Gabe said as he realized his luck. "But I dont wanna go alone" Gabe thought. "I know i will kidnap some people who actually have social lives!" And with that Gabe attempted to get up from his chair and grab some rope but instead tripped on his fat rolls and nearly broke his neck. Gabe hadn't left his PC for the past 3 months. He had put on 300 pounds since then. Needless to say he was fat as hell. Coming to the realization that he couldn't kidnap anyone he sent his sister to go and retrieve someone. Slowly he laughed maniacly at his scheme! 'MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH*GASP* CANT BREATHE! CANT BREATHE!" Gabe's gobbler got caught in his mouth and he passed out sending him into a deep sleep until the morning

When Gabe woke up he noticed his friends Brendon and Colton tied up next to him. Colton hadn’t seen Gabe in 3 months. When he first saw him he yelled HOLY SHIT YOUR A FATASS. gabe got mad and smacked him with a fat roll. Then he picked his friends up with his mouth and brought them to Equestria. He barely fit though the portal. Colton got turned into Rainbowhash and Brendon into spiked. Gabe seemed to have suddenly disappeared. Hash and spiked went in search for their fatass friend. Only to find he was hitting on Rainbowdash

"So uhhh you wanna come over to my placeeeeee la la laterrr?!?" Gabe said to Rainbow. "What in the hell are you?" Rainbow questioned. " He is a fatass" Hash called from behind the bushes. "Like oh my gawd guys you just ruined my chance!" Gabe said frustrated. "Huh? What's that i couldn't hear you. Your gobbler got in the way." Spiked said. "You cheeky bastard!" Gabe was tubbyraging now. "Chill chubbs" Rainbow said to try and calm him, hilariously this only made him angrier. "I will show you! I will show all of you!" Gabe declared. This time his words barely made it through his gobbler. "Calm down fatterson." Hash said mockingly. "NOPE NOPE!!!!! HERE I COME!!!! SQUEELLLLLLL!!!!" Gabe then charged our heroes and the battle began. DUH DUH DUHHHHHH!

"He is pretty slow" hash said. "wanna break out a joint" spiked replied. "ok!" hash said. They got pretty damn fucking high as a fucking kite. After 3 hours they realized Gabe was getting pretty close. so they just stepped back 3 steps. They managed tom get more time to finish their joint. They eventually stepped back far enough to where they were at the portal. They just stepped so Gabe would run into the portal. He got stuck. When hash and spiked realized they were trapped they went to get something slippery to get him loose. So they went to Fapplejackoff. he gave them his quality slip'n'slide sperm in a butter container. they rubbed in to the sides of the portal and gabe went right through. They left the ponyville and went home but first told rainbowdash how homosexual gabe is.

"NO! NOT LIKE THIS!"Gabe used his immense size to push our heroes back through the inter-dimensional portal to Equestria. The portal then closed with Gaben and Spiked and Hash in Equestria. "GABE YOU FATFUCKER!!!!" Hash and Spiked yelled furiously. "NOW WE WILL NEVER GET BACK HOME!!!" "YES THIS IS HOW I WANTED IT! MUAHAHAHAHAHA OW!" Spiked had punched Gaben in the face. "You dumbass!" Hash said. "Come on guys it isn’t that bad." Gaben said trying to pacify his obviously pissed friends. "REALLY?!?!? NOT THAT BAD?!?!?" Spiked said. Our heroes then decided to get on top of a nearby hill and observe the area. "Well theres Ponyville, a big ass mounta-HOLY SHIT THERE IS A CASTLE CITY BUILT INTO THAT MOUNTAIN! What is holding that up....nevermind, anywho there is a giant forest and over yonder there is Fapplejackoffs  Spermbank . "Well we're fucked" Spiked said as they thought about what to do next.

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