The Masturbatory Adventures Of Physically Unstable Gaben

Spiked, RainbowHash, RainbowDash, The internet, Satan, Spike, Discord, FlutterGuy, KinkyPie, and Obscurity, (with Gabe) Got onto the train they also saw AppleBloom, Sweetiebelle, and scootaloo. Hash said “What are you little fillies doing here?” The children replied “we are here because we beat up gabens fatass, who is that skinny guy with you?” “that would be…. Avocado our friend we met after gabe died” spiked said “but why does my name have to b-“ “play along gaben” spiked and Gabe had a conversation quietly. “Hang on guys I need to make an… Important phone call” Hash said as he dialed princess celestias number. “Who are you! How the hell did you get this number!” The princess said “that unimportant” hash said OMNICIENT NARRARATOR FLASHBACK SWITCH ACTIVATE! “So are you going to give me her number or not?” hash said “NEVER!” TwilightSparkle said “Then I’ll just have to kill you” “FINE!, Her number is :::-:::-:::: (Number censored for safety reasons)” “thank you” hash said and went on his way. NARRARATOR SWITCH TO THE PRESENT. Hash whispered into the phone “listen gabe got skinny and the children think he is someone else. Spiked made his name avocado, You must call him this or else the kids will kill him.” *hang up*

After all the friends got on the train they examined the rooms “ Whoa this train has a weed room!” hash said. He read the sign and it said B.Y.O.D. (bring your own drugs) “dang” hash said. “whatever” he continued as he pulled out a bong and went into the room.

Everyone had a great time on the train. They had discussions about their special talents. “Hash said he doesn’t want to find his special talent because he doesn’t want something stamped on the side of his ass.” “AAAAAH!!!” everyone turn there attention to the weed room. “MY ASS…. HAS BEEN STAMPED” This was true. RainbowHash had gotten his cutiemark. It was a lit bong with rainbow smoke. “ I guess your special talent was smoking weed.” Spiked said. “how do I get this thing off?” hash said “you don’t” everyone replied. “so now I am stuck with the image of a bong on the side of my ass for all of eternity?” “well there is one way” Flutterguy said as he pulled out a razor. “I would not recommend that. I was killed like that before” RainbowDash said *SQUEAAAL* “what happened Dashie?” spiked said “don’t call me that, and it’s a long story.” “has anyone else realized the lack of time passing?” Spiked said. “what do you mean?” spike said “well I mean not a single day has passed since we got here, also has anyone realized how similar spike and I are. We look the same and our names sound the same.” “meh” everyone said. “well what do you know. Its nighttime.” Hash said. “I’m going to bed its been a long day.”

END OF CHAPTER 6