The Masturbatory Adventures Of Physically Unstable Gaben

"For the love of Hitler where is Gabe?!?" Spiked said. "I don't know Spiked." Hash responded. Spiked had an amazed look on his face but when Hash asked why he simply responded "Look". It was Gabe. He was.........SKINNY! Gaben was in the distance by the treehouse type thinggy and was hitting on Rainbow again. "So uhhh wanna come over later?" "Maybe" Was all Rainbow could say. "Hey fuckface!" Spiked said. "FUCK YOU BRENDON!" Spiked and Gaben then got into an agruement. "Well atleast I didnt use all the cooking oil as lubricant!" Spiked said. In the middle of this agruement a paper airplane hit Hash in the head. Opening it Hash realized that it was sent for the capitol city. Canterlot. "Woah woah wait up you assholes! I just got this letter and it's from that bigass mountain castle!" Hash said excitedly. "NO WAY!" Spiked and Gaben said.

They then began reading the letter out loud.

Dear Noble Heroes(and Gabe)

It has come to my attention that you have recently saved the whole world. Inside this envelope I have concealed 10 invitations to the Grand Galloping Gala. You will also be allowed to stay in my castle. All expenses will be paid.

Your's truly,

Princess Celestia

"SCOOORRREEEE!" Gaben said aloud. "SICK!" Spiked said. "Who should we take with us?" Hash said curiously. "We should probably take...wait." Spiked trailed off. "What?" Gaben said. "Read this fine print!" Spiked said.

PS: By all expenses paid I wasn't including that fat kid you guys alwasy beat up on.

"Hahahahahahah" Spiked and Hash laughed in unison. "Even the princess of wisdom hates you Gabe!" Spiked said. "Ugh!" Was all Gabe said.

"Well guys the Gala is in 3 days so we should pack our things" Gaben said. "WHAT THINGS?!?" Spiked asked. "BECAUSE OF YOUR USED-TO-BE FATASS WE DON'T HAVE THINGS!" Spiked yelled. "Fine. Gawd. Lets just figure out who we are going to invite." Gabe said. "I have an idea....." Hash stated.

: " So i think we should invite flutterguy. we met him 3 years ago in the realworld and he helped me with my research on potatoes." "but of course you have to invite kinky pie if you’re gonna invite flutterguy" spiked said "seems about right" hash replied."and theres you and me spiked so thats makes 4 tickets used" "what about m-" "shut up gabe" spiked and hash said. "I think we should invite obscurity I mean she hasn't eaten in like months" "Im gonna invite the internet too." "Any more ideas spiked?"

"Uhhhh how about Satan?" Spiked said. "WHAT?!?" Hash and Gaben said. "He won't be able to use his powers anymore. When Gabe colided with him he weakened Satan prettty badly." Spiked explained. "Next we could invite......Discord(God Of Chaos). THen maybe Raibow Dash. Lastly we could invite...."Spiked thought who they would invite."Me?" Gaben saSHUT UP FATT..UHHHH...HIPSTER FATASS! "IM SORRY MR.NARRATOR." Gabem yelled. "Who the hell are you talking to?" Hash asked. "Nothing. Just old war memories." Gabe said. "SPIKE! We could invite Spike!" Spiked said. "Good idea. Now let's head for the train station." Hash concluded. "B-but guys. Hey!" Gabe said. Our heroes ignored Gabe and headed towards the train station.

WILL GABE GET TO THE GALA?!? WILL SATAN EAT ALL THE SKIN OFF OF THE KFC?!? FIND OUT NEXT TIME!