listen : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHg2z9ZgdEc

"Welcome ladies and gentleman to the fight we've all been waiting for!!!! the six-man cage match!" Yelled the announcer as Hulk Hogan walked on stage.

Tonight marked the return of several champions and legends of the ring. The hulkster walked out from backstage and jogged to the ring. Once he had slid into the mat he began windmilling his arms, having his hands end around his ears.

"HULKMANIA IS RUNNING WILD, BROTHER!" Yelled the hulkster as the fans erupted in applause.

"Next coming to the ring iiiiiiiiiiisssssss MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE!!!!" yelled the announcer as Macho man ran out.

"OOOOOHHHHH YEEAAAHHH!!" Macho man ran towards the ring and jumped in, happy to come out of retirement. He was getting bored at home.He entered the ring and fist-bumped his old bro Hogan.

The announcer called out more names as the men entered the ring. Soon, all of the wrestlers were in the ring. You could hear the catchphrases being called out.

"WOOOOOOO!!" Yelled the nature boy, Ric Flair. He was getting on in years, but had decided to come out of retirement for one night only. The age reduction surgery he had gotten made him look and feel twenty years younger.

"CAN YOU SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKIN'?" This one came from - who else?- The Rock. He was in as good of shape as he had ever been.

"VIVA LA RAZA!!" Screamed Eddie Guerrero. Everyone was happy to see the -literal- revival of Eddie. It had taken years and millions of dollars, but all of the worlds governments had figured out out to revive Eddie Guerrero. Just him.

"WOO WOO WOO YOU KNOW IT!"

Zach Ryder had finally made it into the WWE and was getting his shot to wrestle with the best! He could hardly contain himself. He was worried that the other wrestlers wouldn't look at him as an equal, that he wouldn't fit in. These fears were calmed quickly, though, as all of the legends were close friends and had been very nice to Zach as a group. They even welcomed him into their club, 'The Super Secret Super Star Club! Of Wrestling!'.

They had all taken position and were ready once the cage had been set around the ring and secured. They were all excited and were wishing each other luck. You could hear the tag team DX yelling 'SUCK IT!' from the crowd, but everyone knew they were just a couple of softies on the inside.

The bell rang and the match began. Their were leg locks and arm locks and punches and chops and kicks. The wrestlers had fought their way out of the cage and were all on the top of the cage, wrestling for their fans. They all converged in the middle of the cage roof and locked in a like-huddle, each man holding on to another. Soon, The Rock broke loose and jumped into the air towards the huddle.

"PEOPLES ELBOW!!!" Yelled The Rock and the crowd in unison.

The Rock had forgotten that the Peoples Elbow was one of the most powerful and iconic moves in wrestling. That combined with the Icons wrestling all at once was not only too much for the cage roof, but it was too much for the fabric of the universe. The beauty of the moment was so intense that the universe ripped open in that spot, causing each wrestler to be transported to a strange and magical place with magical charm. But this wasn't Indoors, no they had been scattered across a place where wrestling didn't exist. They had been scattered across

EQUESTRIA!

Author's Note

felt that I wanted to make a funny story and this is it. Changes is not cancelled. (not that anyone cares) but if you did then you don't have to anymore. THX