Ultimate Warrior awoke with a start.

He was in a large castle filled with ponies. 'This is an awesome dream!' thought the Warrior as he got up.

"It's another wrestler!! Seize him!!!" said five guards down a hall. The Ultimate warrior watched them approach, staying in the large all he was in. The guards were now in the room, circling the Warrior and preparing to attack.

"EEEEEIOOOOOWWOWIWIEIWIWIEWIWAAAWWWSSSWWWWOOOIIIU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed the warrior. This battle cry was so loud, savage, and unintelligble that the guards were instantly filled with dread and fear.

The warrior took the opening, swinging his foot behind him, making contact with a guard behind him. This guard flew backwards, crashing against a wall. The Warrior reached out and grabbed two pegasi by their wings, crushing their bones in his hands as he lifted them off of the ground. A guard unicorn jumped on his back, locking his hoofs around the Ultimate Warriors muscular neck. Big mistake.

The Ultimate Warrior swung the two pegasi towards his back, smacking them against the unicorn on his back. Bones crunched at the impact and the unicorn loosened his grip. The Warrior jumped onto his back, crushing the unicorn with his body weight. The Warior then Slammed the two pegasi into each other and then the floor. They slumped in his grip, so he released them watching them go slack on the floor.

The Warrior looked around to see the last conscious guard shaking in the corner, sobbing loudly. The Warrior picked up the unconscious unicorn and walked over to this crying guard.He then snapped the horn off of this unicorn and shoved it up a-place -horns-shouldn't-be. The guard cried out in pain, begging for mercy.

The warrior then lifted the pony over his head and slammed him down bottom first. The horn was shoved deeper than should be possible, ripping apart this guards rectum. He was almost out from the pain, but was jumped on by the Ultimate Warrior. Now, the Warrior couldn't count, so he improvised.

"UUUNNNGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPPPPBVBBBRBEEREEEEEE!!!!!!!"

The Ultimate Warrior woke with a start. He was in his bed safe and sound. He looked towards his sheets to find them stuck to his pants.

They needed to be washed.

Author's Note

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