Stone Cold Steve Austin awoke with a start. He found himself on a stage in front of several hundred ponies. He was alone on the stage, save for one large minotaur. He was muscular and angry-looking. 'This has to be a dream.' thought Steve as he rose.

"Who are you?" asked the minotaur who's name the ponies were chanting. He was angry at Steve Austin for interrupting his seminar.

"I'M STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN. I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE BUT YOU BETTER GIVE YOURSELF TO THE LORD, OR SOMEONE, BECAUSE YOUR ASS IS MINE!!!" said Steve, not enjoying the tone Iron Will was taking.

"WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? INTERRUPTING MY SEMINAR AND INSULTING ME IN FRONT OF MY FANS!! LET ME SHOW MY FANS AN EXAMPLE OF BEING ASSERTIVE!" said Iron Will.

Iron charged at Steve, but Stone Cold was too fast and jumped out of the way, sticking out his foot to trip Iron Will. Iron fell to the floor before receiving a heavy elbow from Stone Cold. Steve wouldn't stop there,though. He lifted Iron Will over his head and slammed him down headfirst, cracking open Iron Will's head on the stage. The crowd was cheering and jeering at the intense action on stage as Stone Cold continued o pummel Iron.

"I'M ABOUT OPEN UP A CAN OF WHOOP-ASS ON YOU!!" screamed Stone Cold as he stood the wobbly Iron Will up.

Steve Austin turned his back to Iron Will and reached his arm over to the back of Iron's head, holding him there firmly. Steve dropped down, bending Iron's head towards the ground, smashing his face on Steve's shoulder. Teeth were broken along with Iron's nose as he fell back, nearly unconscious. Stone Cold jumped onto Iron, causing a loud 'PUM' to ring out through the now silent crowd. Stone Cold began smashing his hand against the ground, counting with every hit.

"ONE!!!!!!!!!!!TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Yelled Steve Austin.

Stve Austin just had the best wet dream of his life

Author's Note

SONE COLD FOR THE WIN!