Zach Ryder found himself in the middle of a strange pony-town. He was confused and scared, looking for something to wrestle. In the distance he could see five people, all wearing spandex and boots.

He ran up to the famous five wrestlers and greeted them.

"Thank goodness you guys are here!! We must be having connected dreams or something. Have you found anything to wrestle?" Zach asked.

The five champions regaled each other with the tales of their victories, each time erupting into their trademark poses or sayings.

Just then, two large alicorns with crowns flew down from the sky and yelled at the legends and the one internet wrestler.

"Who do you think you are?" Asked the larger, white pony.

Each wrestler replied with a witty comeback, making the princesses angrier.

"You can't just come to my land and hurt my loyal subjects!! I will make sure you learn your places!"

The White pony shot down a magical beam, creating a large wrestling mat in the middle of town. The two princesses floated down onto the mat and invited the wrestlers to do the same.

"If we win, you six will be executed. If you win, then we will let you go free." Said the smaller black pony.

The wrestlers all agreed and jumped into the ring, eager for a fight.

"one at a time, tag-team match." said the white princess. "I will start us off."

The wrestlers chose The Hulkster to go first.

The bell rang and started off the match. The Hulkster started off with a punch, which the princess dodged. Celestia Bucked The Hulkster in the back, catching him off guard. She attempted to kick him again but was surprised when Hulk lunged out of the way, delivering a sweet drop-kick to Celestia's ribs. She fell back, allowing the Hulkster to punch her in the face. The hulk kept it going,punching the princess over and over again, gaining momentum with every punch. He swung a sixt time but this one Celestia ducked, punching Hogan on his body twice before rushing up behind him and delivering a major suplex. Hogan was in trouble and he needed to reach his friends hand. He atteptedto get up but the princess continued kicking him.

Hogan used the last of his strength to quickly roll to Celestia's legs, grabbing her hooves and pulling them from underneath her. She fell forward only to be greeted by a knee to the face mailed directly from hogan airlines. The Hulkster Jumped up and ran to his friends, slapping the hand of Macho Man Randy Savage.

Randy Savage jumped onto the ropes and dove onto the princess, smashing her rib cage with an elbow. She cried out, but wasn't going to be defeated so easily. She kicked up, causing Macho Man to fall off of her, allowing her to get up. She drop kicked the Macho Man, causing him to fall back into the ropes. Randy used the ropes to launch himself back towards Celestia, delivering a hard clothesline to the face. She fell onto the floor, her face sticking up into the air. Randy ran to the other side of the ring and launched off of those ropes, stopping just next to Celestia. He readied his elbow and kicked out his leg, sending his massive elbow straight into the face of Celestia.

"OOOOOHHHH YYYYEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!" said the Macho Man as he raised up and booted the princess on the chest.

The Macho Man Hopped over to the ropes ant tagged in Eddie Guerrero. Eddie back flipped into the ring and landed on Celestia, knocking the wind out of her. Eddie moved her to the corner and began pummeling her with a barrage of punches, chops, and slaps. He picked her up once again and sat her on the corner ropes. He then climbed the ropes himself and placed her head into his right armpit.

"VIVA LA RAZA!!!" yelled Eddie as he jumped back, sending Celestia with him. Her head struck the fround with incredible force and shook the entire mat. Celestia was dazed and knew she needed to tag in her sister. Eddie attempted to pin Celestia but was cut off by a kickup. Celestia then chopped him on the head, dazing Eddie for a moment. She leaped to her sister and smacked her hoof.

Luna's turn.

Author's Note

Dedicated to CyberPhantom