WIE (wrestlers in equestria)

The Nature Boy woke with a start. He was in a library and was surrounded by two ponies with wings and horns and a small dragon.

'WOOO!!!' thought the nature boy. which meant 'this must be a dream! I always dream about wrestling so by means of deduction I can assume I should wrestle these ponies!'

Yeah, the Nature Boy's a thinker. Wanna fight about it?

"Twilight! I'm scared!" said the small dragon to the purple pony.

"WOOOO!!!" Replied the nature boy.

"What's going on here? Cadance what do you think?" The purple pony said in a collected manner to the larger pink one.

"I don't know." replied the pink pony. She looked at the Nature Boy. "Who are you?"

The nature boy jumped over to the pink pony and chopped her on the head.

"I'M A LIMOSIUNE RIDIN', JET FLYIN', KISS STEALIN', WHEELIN' DEALIN' SON OF A GUN!!!!! WOOOO!!!!" Said the Nature Boy as he chopped the pony again.

Ric jumped into the air and drop kicked this pony, causing her to slam against the wall behind her. A purple aura enveloped the Nature Boy but had no effect on his intense wrestling style.

The purple pony was distressed. "My magic won't work on him!"

The nature boy lunged towards her and picked her up by her neck. He raised the terrified pony to his eyes, staring her down.

"WOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" Screamed the nature boy at a deafening volume. The purple pony squealed out in pain from the intense volume, but was silenced by the nature boy with a chop to the head.

Ric Flair wrapped his right arm around this pony's head, positioning her horn just outside of his right shoulder. He fell backwards, slamming this pony's head into the hard floor and snapping her horn. She screamed but the ref wasn't around to see anything, so it was legal.

Ric threw the purple pony at the pink one, slamming them against one another. The purple one fell unconscious from the pain and the pink one was attempting to comfort her. The small dragon was staring in fear at the sight of this match-up until the Nature Boy did a triple back flip over to him. The dragon tried to run away but was stopped short by a boot to the head. The dragon flew backwards and hit the wall.

"THIS AIN'T NO GARDEN PARTY, BROTHER, THIS IS WRESTLING, WHERE ONLY THE STRONGEST SURVIVE!!!" said the nature boy as he grabbed the dragon and sat him in the corner of the room.

Ric Flair backed up a couple of steps before running forward and slamming his knee into the face of this poor baby dragon. The baby dragon couldn't take much damage and was out cold after a couple of attacks. Ric Flair looked towards the pink pony. She was trembling with fear, blood covered her face from the chops and drop kick.

"GET READY, CAUSE YOU'RE LIVING IN FLAIR COUNTRY NOW!!!" said the nature boy as he ran towards the pink pony.

He grabbed her right hind hoof, squeezing it tight. He then placed his right leg in between her hind legs and folded her right hoof under his knee. Ric continued bending her leg until it folded over her left leg, which Flair held straight forward. The Nature Boy sat down and began applying pressure to the famous hold, causing pain to rush up this pink pony's leg. Flair had just invented the figure-four hoof lock.

"PLEASE!!!! AAAAHHHHH!! IT HURTS!" Screamed the pony named Cadence. Ric Flair wouldn't stop until she tapped out, but Cadence didn't know this. Ric continued adding pressure until, finally, Cadence's leg snapped like a twig. She screamed out in pain and began to cry. The Nature Boy released her from this death-lock, only to jump on her, slamming his right elbow into her chest. Ric Flair lifted her back legs, making sure the now-unconscious pony's shoulders were on the ground.

"ONE!!! TWO!!!!! THREE!!!!!!" screamed the Nature Boy. As he finished the three-count he began strutting around the library.

"WOOOOOOOOO!!!!" the Nature Boy screamed. WOOO indeed.

The nature boy exited the library, deciding to find out who else he could wrestle today.