Gather round, children, and I'll tell you a tale. It is a story of epic proportions; of magic and friendship, of inter-dimensional travel and time travel, of paradoxes and danger and insanity galore, and of an extremely unlucky young man named Ezekiel Martin.

When a spell goes awry in Equestria, a denizen of another world is snatched from his comfortable life and forced to live a life he'd never expected to have to live. Due to one freak accident after another, Zeke loses his voice and ends up living in Equestria as a human animal.

Alright guys, seriously. If you enjoy the story, please like, favorite, all that other crap, but above all, PLEASE COMMENT. I want to know what you think - I can see you favoriting it, so I know you're out there, but please, for the love of God, TELL ME THINGS. Ask me questions, post what you think is going to happen next, tell me what you like about it, but PLEASE, just put SOMETHING. The silence is killing me!