Name's Joe

After Me,Twilight, and Spike had put all of the weaponry safely away in the library's basement,Twilight rushed up to her room and began reading 'Fifty shades of Gray',much to my dismay.

I'm still disturbed that Grandma owned that acursed book.

First chance I get,I'm burning it.I do not want a book like that representing the human race.

Speaking of books, let's see what Twilight brought from our old home.

I looked through the saddlebags, and found everybook I expected to be in there.

"War and Peace, Les Miserables,Lord of the Rings,Earth:A History of Our Planet and Us,Misery,(Huh, wouldn't have thought she would have been interested in that.)Mark Twain's best works,Stories and Poems of Edgar Allen Poe,Brothers Grimm, (How did she know she should have gotten those?I guess the golden pages.) The Harry Potter collection,(Should have expected that, oh she'll love Hermione.)."It was then that something caught my eye,most of the cover was covered by other books, but a human skull could be visible on the otherwise black cover of the book.I quickly pulled the book out of the bag and read the title, and when I did I almost squealed with glee.'The Ins and Outs of The Human Body.'If my memory serves me right, Twilight is the element of magic,there are spells that can heal broken bones, but it would take days or weeks for the average unicorn to be able to fully heal a broken limb.Twilight is no average unicorn and she now has the template for the entirety of the human body.

Logic, could you give your analysis?

Analysis:Hell yes!

I could kiss that purple b*tch!

Note to self:(literally) Work on Tex's pottymouth.

F*ck you!

That's it.Rage! Could you deal with him?

Sure.

Oh fu-*POP*

See you guys later.*POP*

I then noticed Spike leaning against one of the built in bookshelves of the library.He then walked over to me and picked up the first Harry Potter book, then began reading the back of the book.His eyes quickly went wide after a few seconds.

"There are Dragons in your world?What are they like?"He asked me.I then replied with,

"No Spyro,Dragons are only of myth and fairytale,much like how griffons,minotaurs,unicorns, and pegasi are where I'm from.Just us humans,can you believe out of all the possibilities the multiverse has to offer we end up with us being us being the only sentient beings on the planet?"

Spike thought on that for a moment, then asked about the nickname I gave him.

"Spyro?Who's that?"

"A purple dragon that was very famous in media from my world.By the way, if you wish to read the book, feel free to, just be careful.As of right now, that is technically a first edition."

He then went over to the sofa in the middle of the room, sat down, and began reading J.K.Rowling's work.I then decided to restart Les Miserables and read it in my room.But before I reached the door I stopped for a moment and asked Spike the date.Apparently, it's February 28th, which will now be my birthday in this world,assuming I'm staying here for the long term.A normal person would probably cry over all the things they lost to come here,but I've already lost everything long before I came here.

-8 hours later-

Well, it's almost time for the party.Luckily, I've already got my black hoodie and white polo on.I noticed Twilight and Spike already waiting for me by the door.I asked for a minute or two more and quickly grabbed the peppermint schnapps. Hey,Princesses deserve better than whiskey!We then rolled on to 'Sugarcube Corner',the establishment that is apparently hosting the party.When we got there I was greeted by a very large gingerbread-esque building with the name of the establishment painted to look like it was made of sweets and baked goods.I then noticed all the ponies outside giving me strange looks.If I remember correctly,the letter Pinkie gave out said I was an alien,so I'm assuming they thought I had tentacles, and a smalller mouth that pops out of my larger mouth or something.I then rolled towards an orange pony that was very thin and had a pan of brownies as a cutie mark."I'm assuming you're the store owner?"He then replied nervously,

"Y-Yes, I am.I'm assuming that you're the guest of honor.The alien?"I then looked at him smugly and said

"Technically,I'm not the guest of honor."I then heard the sound of trumpets and other instruments associated to royal fanfair.

Speak of the Devil,

and he shall appear.

I then saw a golden carriage pulled by four white stallions in golden armor pulling said carraige.In the carraige I saw a very large white being with hair that blew forever in the wind even when none was present.Her eyes were of a beautiful magenta.She just radiated elegance and beauty,Yet, there was something about her that infuriated me.I saw everything about her in that one moment when are eyes locked.I could see the troubles she wnet through having to banish her own sister, running a country on her own, and trying to keep order.(I am no anarchist, let me say that first.I love order, really I do.Without it we would have chaos[Obviously.].)I would think from what I was told that we would get along well(According to what Twilight told me about her after she got through the book.),but there was something I saw in her that just made me hate her.Is this what it feels like looking into the eyes of Ares?Now, this all hapened in about the span of three seconds and it was very confusing.But luckily,I'm good at being stoic.So,I kept a straight face and gave her a salute.She looked at me with wide eyes, but, she quickly regained her composure.

"It's so nice to finally meet this 'human' I've been hearing so much about."I looked at her with a smile and said

"The feeling is shared,Celestia."There was a very large and collective gasp around the area.

Oh sh*t.We done f*cked up didn't we?