Name's Joe

I took a bite out of the cupcake that had nearly been forgotten,and after swallowing said,"I've already taken an oath to protect them, and I'm not crazy enough to anger a goddess."

Which is why we should kill her first!

That doesn't sound very well thought through.

Which is why I'm the insane one and you're just a driver!

"That's good to hear, after the party is done I'll give the ponies my approval on you.Also, could you send Twilight down? I wish to speak to her."Celestia said.I gave her a nod and headed up.The entirety of the guests at the party were talking,eating, or dancing to what sounded like Techno.I looked around for the source of the music, and saw a blue-haired dj at a turntable with purple glasses.I decided to just search for Twilight to send her to Celestia.I noticed her listening to a brown stallion with messy hair, an hourglass for a cutie mark and a scottish accent.I rolled towards her and overheard a portion of the conversation that nearly made me squee like a fangirl.

"-more like a ball of wibbly wobbly, timey whimey,stuff."

YES!

Be subtle!

Ask him to allow you to join him on his adventures!

"Twilight, the Princess would like to speak with you."Twilight quickly headed down to the cellar.I sat down next to the pony and checked the time on my watch.

"Got the correct time?"

"Yeah, it's  9:30, February 28th 1000nth year in the sister's reign.Supposedly around this time the first alien had come here.In fact this is his party.I heard he's a human.I wonder where he i-"It was at this point that his well known obliviousness had worn off, and he realized who I was.

"Wow, I can't believe I didn't notice you we're the one I was talking about."He said a bit sheepishly.

"Well,It's nice to meet you too, doctor."His eyes got wide, and his expression became stony.

"You tell a soul who I am, and I will send you into a dwarf star's core.I'm trying to live a quiet life for a few years."

"Understandable,You do enough for us humans, and these ponies as well apparently. Just try to get any stragglers that may have followed you here.I don't want to end up being the one that runs into one of the spud heads,know what I mean?"He chuckled a a bit.

"Spud heads, thats a good one."

I then noticed something teal in the corner of my eye.I quickly turned my head and saw a unicorn and earth pony staring at me.The earth pony had a two toned mane of pink and blue,with a cream colored body and light blue eyes.The unicorn was teal, and her hair was also two toned a lighter teal and white.Her eyes were a briliant hazel.The teal one then said,

"We need to talk."

Perspective:Twilight

I walked into the cellar to meet with my teacher, whom was sitting at the table, accompanied by her royal guard.

"Hello my student, please sit down."I did as told and asked,

"There was something you wished to talk to me about?"The Princess nodded.

"I would like to talk to you about Joseph, and what you know about him so far."

"Well, not much more than what he has said before.But I do feel he's not telling us something though."

"Really?"The Princess leaned forward interested.

"Well, I read a bit about these humans,and they aren't as bad as he's stated.Well they are, but they've done a lot more good then bad.Why would he tell us only the bad?"Celestia took this with a nod.

"Perhaps he's a sociopath.He could have actually been trying to sever links with new friendships before they have even started."Celestia stated.Then realization hit me.

"Maybe someone hurt him in the past?Hay, he was probably bullied when he was younger."

"That would explain it.You should probably figure this out about him seeing as how your going to be living with him.Think about it as a side project to your friendship studies.But remember, you need to find out about his life slowly.It would be best not to pry too much into a human's life for fear of angering them." Wait a second,how does she- oh, I need to ask this.

"How do you know so much about humans?"

"You see-

Perspective:Joseph

"So, your saying humans are in pony mythology?"I asked the teal mare, whom nodded in response.

"Yes,though not by name.They have given descriptions of creatures similar to apes, that stood on two legs.They apparently have been know for their intelligence,strength,mechanical prowress, and even having powers of unimaginable strength."

I know for a fact at least three of those are true.

Powers?Hold on,Demigods in Equestria?Well, I guess that makes sense.How else would us humans know about griffins,dragons,minotaurs, and the lot.But, this also means they know how to get back.Peculiar, though that none of the ponies we have met so far knew what we are.

Very peculiar,downright next to impossible!If Twilight is a scholar, she would be sure to have known about us.

Unless of course someone is going out of their way to hide our kinds existence.But why?

Just sounds like bad writing to create more plot points.

What is he talking about?

According to the logic of the multiverse theory,somewhere, in some universe this story is being written or is being created.So whomever is writing this, we can yell at them for our life sucking so much sometimes.

Okay then.Well back to the 'story' then.

"This is all very interesting Miss Heartstrings,but how do you know so much about humans then if noone here has mentioned them so far?"She replied with,

"Because it's quite obvious isn't it?Somepony doesn't want to remember what they did, or they are trying to hide something that may link the two worlds.Somepony knows that humans can be potentionally destructive by the stories that they have told about their homelands.Burnings of spell casters, oceans red as blood, and polluting pillars of smoke are not something good for Equis."

By the sounds of things, they came here at different points of our time.Interesting.

"So, is there any way we can talk about this somewhere else if either of us find any new information on this?"

Miss Heartstrings signifigant other,Miss Sweetheart, gave me a card with an address on it.

"Thank you Miss Hearstrings and Miss Sweetheart."They then both replied in unison,

"Please call us Lyra and Bon Bon."