Name's Joe

As I rolled on in my wheelchair,next to Twilight, I noticed we were heading for a rather large tree.Upon,closer inspection, I found it was a literal tree house. A very large and rather extravagant tree house.

Well,She does have friends in high places.

Also,she did banish away a dictator with no real sense of planning.But,anyone could do that,hell, we nearly cut her damned horn off.Speaking of which,seeing as how her horn got cracked,how has she 'raised the moon'  as of recent?

That is a good question. Lets ask.

"Hey Twilight?"

"Yes?"

"How has Princess Luna been raising the moon as of recent, what with the whole, 'Horn getting nearly cut off' thing?"

"Seeing as how alicorns have more power than most unicorns, a single alicorn can do in moments,what would take most doctors today, weeks to do."

We should look up more about this.Seeing as how she's so knowledgable about the subject, I'm assuming she must have some books on the subject.

"By the way, If you have any books on magic I'd love to learn on the subject."

"Funnily enough,I'm a librarian at the local library,'Leaves and Literarature'."

"I'm assuming that's where we are heading,am I correct? If so why are we heading there and not your home?"

"Actually, it doubles as my home, as do most of the buisnesses in ponyville."

Reminds me of my trip to Germany. Wait, was it Germany?

I think so,but I'm not sure.

As we aproached the treehouse, I noticed how all the lights were on and I saw a strange looking shadow through the window.

"Twilight, that anyone you know?"

"Yeah,thats probably Spike."

"Who's Spike?"

"He's a baby dragon that I've been taking care of since he was hatched."

So they have dragons here as well?Hm, I'll probably have to pick up a guide to creatures of this world.You remember the sniper's code from tf2.

Be efficient,

Be polite,

And have a plan to kill everyone you meet.

Not to mention our own rule,Plan for anything and everything.Clearly,we need to broaden our horizons.

As Twilight opened the door with a creak,I could hear a child's voice happily say,

"Twilight! I'm glad your back!So,has that apeman woken up yet?"

"Spike! That's no way to talk about, our new guest!" Twilight chastised Spike as she walked in.

"Guest?" I then followed Twilight through the door.

"Wow,your even uglier than I thought."

"SPIKE!"Twilight yelled in frustration, I simply chuckled a bit.

"Now, now, Twilight, calm down, it's natural for a child to sometimes say what's on their mind,and seeing as what his normal viewing range is, yes, I do look pretty fricking ugly."I said,while trying my best to keep a straight face.

"Say,seeing as how your Twilights height sitting down, I'd say your about, 6 feet tall?"

"Yes, I am actually."Speaking of Twilights height, She's four feet tall.

"So can you tell me about your race?" The purple and green dragon asked.Twilight then looked at me with a look of fear to which I replied with a reassuring grin.

"I don't think you'd be interested in, OUR RACE LANDING ON THE MOON!"I exclaimed.

"YOU DID WHAT?!?! Oh I have to hear this."

As I talked to Spike about Neil Armstrong,Edwin E.Aldrin Jr. and Michael Collins, Twilight trotted over to a table and began writing a letter or something, I wonder what she's writing about.

Perspective:Twilight

"I don't think you'd be interested in, OUR RACE LANDING ON THE MOON!"Joseph exclaimed.

For a second there, I thought he was gonna talk about Heisenberg.As much as I'd like to write all this down, I've got to right a letter to the Princess.I trotted over to the table and began writing the letter.

Dear Princess Celestia,

Today the creature awoke and we have found out his name being, 'Joseph Evans'.Upon questioning him we have found out his race are very war-like, yet being highly intelligent.Joseph has shown a distaste for his own kind,to the point of advising us to never bring his kind here under any circumstances. He appears non-violent except in a fight or flight situation when flight has been taken away.He has done multiple things in an attempt to gain our trust, even giving us one of the two weapons he carries.A very deadly form of cannon that one can hold in their hoof.The other he has kept because of sentimental reasons.

With all he has done to gain our trust I'm happy to say he has succeeded.This creature seems to be trying to be making a peace attempt.I give him my approval of safety. I've sent you a copy of the transcripts along with this letter, make of them what you will.

                                                                                                                                         Sincerely your faithful student,

                                                                                                                                                                Twilight Sparkle.

I gathered the transcripts and did a quick copying spell, then I trotted over to Spike and Joseph, whom was finishing up the story of his race's accomplishment of landing on the moon.

" -and when the three came back, they were national heroes for being the first men to fly to the moon, but no one remembers Michael ."

You've got to ask Joseph about that Tomorrow.

Yeah, I know that.

"Spike, could you please send these documents to the Princess?"

"Sure thing Twilight."

He blew his green flames and off they went.

Perspective:Joseph

"-and when the three came back,they were national heroes for being the first men to fly to the moon,but no one remembers Michael."

Like Terry Einstien.

Dang,that is an old reference.

That is about as big of a lie as the cake!

YOU F*CKER! I HAVEN'T FINISHED THAT ONE YET!

How is that even possible seeing as how I have?

I HAVE NO IDEA!

Okay, just because we look like the medic doesn't mean you have to quote him!

NEVER DUMPKOFF

This is starting to get annoying.

SENTRY HERE!

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH, I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERF*CKING REFERENCES IN THIS MOTHERF*CKING MIND! CAN WE GET BACK TO THE MATTER AT HAND?

You started it on a reference, and ended it on a reference,how fitting.

"Spike,could you please send these documents to the Princess?"Twilight asked the before mentioned dragon.

"Sure thing Twilight."Spike said and blew flames on it.

"Spike,why did you just burn important documents?" I asked, trying to contain my rage seeing as how that was most likely the transcript of the entire Q&A I had with Twilight and her Friends.

"Actually,he just sent them to Princess Celesetia,Spike's particular breed of dragon is a very rare breed that is able to teleport certain objects via flame to a certain place.They would usually use this to get gems to their caves."

So, these dragons basically told Darwin to go f*ck himself,I like them instantly.

Why are you so stereotypically Texan?

Twilight looked at the clock and then said,

"Wow,ten already? Geez,guys,It's time to go to bed,we need to cut down on candles,what with the recent shortage and all in wax."

Spike then burped up a scroll in green flame with the letters 'PC' stamped on the wax seal.

So there's a wax shortage, yet they still use theme for seals on scrolls?

Seems legit.

Twilight took the scroll with her magic and quickly read it.

"So,Twilight what did she say?"I asked.

"She wrote that she's happy to hear you are peaceful, and understands that your sword has sentimental value to you, but she'll only let you keep it if you solemnly swear to only use it in protection of yourself and others."

This seems dodgy, and I already see a loop hole in this that could result out of our favor seeing as how 'in protection of others could mean the ones whom are doing the attacking.She may be leading us into a trap.

Good point,but we can't let that them know that we've thought of this.

I grabbed a bit of parchment,a quill and a bottle of ink. I wrote this

I solemnly swear to protect myself and others from all whom wish for ill will.

Joseph Evans

"Spike,send it" As the green flames engulfed it I heard a voice some where in my head ask this.

What have you done?