The apple family barn was enjoying itself on a nice, quiet night. (this is obviously an assumption because barns cannot feel emotion in any way shape or form).

The barn was minding it's own business when suddenly there was a dark, looming shadow upon it's broad side.

"Suck it bitch." Said the shadow as it cast forth a small mare.

The mare was none other than Colgate. She slammed against the barn with a sickening crack and cried out. She held her face with her hooves, bleeding from her now broken nose. Blood glistened on the barn's side and on the ground beside Colgate. Before she could move, Batman rushed forward and grabbed her by the ears. He lifted her off the ground as she kicked and cried out in pain.

Batman forced her forward, slamming her head into the barn. Colgate's horn snapped on the wall and was impaled into the barn. Batman pulled the horn from the barn and slices into the barn's side, leaving the bat symbol cut into the red barn. Next, he stuck the horn into Colgate's ear, letting the horn hold Colgate in place, leaving her in mid air. Batman then Mike tysonned her other ear, leaving her ear-less. Batman stepped back and admired his work, grinning as he watched the now-unconscious pony's blood flow down the side of the barn and pool onto the ground by under Colgate.

The Dark knight got down on all fours and crawled speedily away, making sure to leave no trace. but as he left he spoke three words...

"Fuck you Goreth....."

Author's Note

Hello my "fans" I have a question and a special event for you today!!!

The Question: Why do you like my stories? Please tell me in detail. (also, if u want add how much u like or hate me as a person.)

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