Hit it with a (insert thing here)

listen: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipy1ZJQeUcs

Rainbow Dash had been very paranoid ever since Batman said he would get her next. What did he want with her? Why did he want to beat her and her friends? Everypony had been telling Dash to calm down and keep her head. Batman has been in every newspaper across Equestria and was bound to be caught before he could do any damage.

She was staying at Twilight's house until she could return from the hospital. She was there to keep the house since Spike refused to leave Twilight. There was a knock on the door. Rainbow froze in fear, wondering if this was the Anon.

"Rainbow, are you in there?" called Fluttershy from outside the door.

'Whew', thought Rainbow dash, 'I was worried for a second there.'

"Hey flutters! Boy am I glad to hear from you!" Rainbow said as she walked up to the door and opened it. She looked out to see not fluttershy, she was nowhere in sight, but the mask wearing Batman. A shovel Caught Rainbow Dash's jaw, knocking her backwards into the house. She was still conscious and was trying to get up, trying to escape the wrath of this ruthless Dark knight.

She was too slow getting up, allowing batman to rush up and give her another hit, this time on her back. Batman smashed both of her wings, crushing any dreams of flying away along with the bones in her wings. Dash screamed out in pain, still trying to crawl away. Batman stopped her short and continued pummeling her with the shovel until the metal head of the shovel broke off. Dash was still breathing and Batman could hear her friends coming to visit her. Batman rushed out of the house, leaving the shovel behind. There were no finger print tracers in Equestria, on account of their being no one else with fingers.

"HEY! IT'S THAT ANON!!" Yelled Applejack as her and Fluttershy walked up to visit their friend Rainbow Dash. When they saw Batman Applejack chased after him while Fluttershy went to check on Rainbow. Applejack followed Batman into a small alley and watched him dive behind a dumpster.

"Gotcha' now!" yelled Apple jack as she jumped behind the dumpster. There wasn't anything there.

"OH APPLESAUCE!!" Screamed Applejack in anger. She turned around to go help her friend, deciding that she wasn't going to catch him today.