The Cutie Mark Crusaders were sitting outside, wondering about what to do for the day. They had tried so many jobs it was amazing that they still had the stamina and the dedication to constantly try new jobs and activities. They were outside of the apple family farm, not in their tree house today. It was too nice out to stay inside.

"Maybe we could be cutie mark crusader vetirinarions!" Said Scootaloo excitedly.

"Or maybe clowns?" added Sweetie Bell.

"Maybe we could be-" Applebloom started before catching sight of Batman standing behind her friends.

"Oh no! It's Batman!!" cried Applebloom as she got up to run.

Batman was holding a pillow in his hands and swung it full-force towards applebloom. Although you would expect this to be a fun and soft experience it was anything but. It looked like a regular pillow, but the pillow case held many bricks. Let's just say that this wasn't a downy-soft sensation.

Applebloom was out-cold instantly, her small, filly body unable to handle the impact of so many bricks delivered courtesy of Batman. He turned towards her now-running friends and reached into the pillow case. He pulled out two bricks and threw them with perfect accuracy at the two ponies. They were both hit, scootaloo being the only one not to pass out instantly. Batman was hovering over Scootaloo in an instant, somehow closing the gap at what would be considered impossible speeds.

He began beating Scoot with the brick-pillow, causing blood to fly everywhere. Scoot was out cold but Batman kept up the beat-down.

"HEY!!! STOP!" called Big mac from the fields. He began to run after batman, which was, of course, futile. He walked back to the fillies to find that they were all miraculously alive. They were all rushed to the hospital for intensive care. As the ponies recovered all of Equestria began asking themselves the same question.

Who would Batman attack next?

Author's Note

I'm sorry everyone about the horribleness of this story.