listen if you want to. (not necessary) : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKhUvpqExh0

Silver Spoon and Diamond Tiara were out on the town, looking for the CMC to terrorize.

"I still can't believe those losers don't have their cutie marks." chuckled Diamond Tiara as they walked.

"I know right? What dorks." replied Silver Spoon.

They both laughed at these unfunny comments and continued their search. They decided to look behind the Pens & Sofas shop. As they approached the store they heard heavy breathing, as if someone refused to breathe out of their nose. They ignored it at first but were displeased to realize that it was getting louder and closer.

"Hey, do you think you could breathe through your nose?" said Diamond Tiara angrily, turning to find out who this was she was getting angry at.

"WHERE IS SHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????????????" Screamed Batman as he smacked Diamond Tiara with a large acoustic Guitar. Diamond flew into the air and landed a few feet away, crying and covered in blood. Silver spoon was frozen with fear at the sight of Batman holding an acoustic guitar in one hand and an electric guitar in the other. She tried to scream, but was too scared. Batman stared at her, kneeling down until he was only inches away from her face.

"Harvey Dent, can we trust him?" whispered Batman. Silver Spoon could smell Batman's breath. It smelled like rats. Rats and Pizza. And mountain Dew.

"I-I-I d-don't k-know..." Silver Spoon whispered back.

"JUSTICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Screamed Batman before slamming an electric guitar against the side of Silver Spoons head. She twisted with the force of the impact, leaving her side wide open for another attack. Batman took the opportunity and smashed the guitar downwards repeatedly, pummeling Silver Spoon into the earth. Batman wasn't a killer, though, and so he stopped before he killed this little filly. The electric guitar was now destroyed, so the Dark Knight dropped it onto the filly.

He walked away from the destroyed Silver Spoon and stood over Diamond Tiara.

"M-mercy.." Rasped Diamond.

"Your pleas are wasted on me." Said Batman as he broke the acoustic guitar on Diamond Tiara's body. He did this several times, smashing the guitar on her. He also dropped this now-useless guitar.

"I've got more in my utility belt." said Batman as he threw a smoke pellet onto the ground, causing an explosion of smoke to envelope the surrounding area. When the smoke cleared he was gone, leaving no trace other than two broken guitars and broken fillies.

Author's Note

Thanks for reading everyone!