It was two weeks after 'Rainbow Streak' showed up in the sky, when my boss said, "Don't worry you guys, competition is a good thing." and patted me on the back; I was 14 years old.

"Damn that fat bald rat!"

A few weeks later the circus was closed, everyone was forced to go home. Add to that; the reality that their lives will never be the same again. Still, after all that happened with me after the portal to Equestria opened, what changed my life was a letter from a friend in Equestria a few years later when I was about 20 years old. This read,

“Hey James. Heard you still can't find a decent job and your life sucks... Got a great job opportunity for you here. That is if you can handle it. Your friend, Harry. P.S. Enclosed are some money and a boat ticket."

When I pulled out the money and the ticket a small card with a golden trim slid out cutting my finger and a small drop of blood dripped onto the card. The card read 'Gentleman for Mares,' it had a mailing address and phone number. On the back, one word was written "Wingman". I looked back down to my finger; the cut was already gone and closed. I looked at the boat tickets, could someone like me really go on an adventure? I looked at my finger, can a mutant like me really have a chance at a normal life?

Little did I know what was in store for me...

I stretched my arms and legs as I got off the train, and began to walk into the station at a small town called Ponyville. I looked down and reached into my pocket pulling out the address and name of the young mare I was to 'escort' as my mentor would say. Her name was Roseluck, an earth pony, and a first time customer. As I left the station I noticed a tall mirror. The reflection showed a tall man in dark blue jeans with a red tribal pattern on its flank, a long-sleeved black button-up shirt, and black street shoes. Then there was my hair, jet black with red and orange tips, I sighed and looked around for the meeting place.

I took a deep breath and repeated to myself one thing. "A happy customer is a repeating customer."

"HI! What customers are you talking about, are you a travelling salesman? Do you sell quills? Wait, I've never seen you around here, you must be new in town, and if you’re new..." The pink earth pony then jumped and gasped mid-air. "You must not have any friends here, and if you have no friends here then... I know a party... I throw you a par...mmmmm."

My hand flew quickly and gently to the pink pony's mouth laying a finger upon it, giving a hushing with my voice; she fell silent and gave a slight tilt with her head. "Young Lady, I understand your excitement upon meeting new people but while I am honored by your excitement I must insist that you keep my presence here subtle. Just think of me as a cool breeze on a summer day..." A small smile glazed my face, as did hers. I slightly moved my finger off her mouth only to have her move back to it.

"That was the nicest 'shush' anybody has ever told me." She lightly blushed under my finger. "My name is Pinkie Pie, what's yours?"

"Ja... Blaze Drifter." I said.

"Blaze Drifter." She looked at my hair, "I see that."

I looked up, "Huh!? Oh yeah." I let out a small giggle as did Pinkie Pie.

"If you have free time later, come join me and my friends at Sugar Cube Corner." She said as she hopped off.

I smiled thinking to myself how I wished I could have met someone like her earlier in my life. Or is it somepony like her? Equestria was the friendliest place I have ever been to, and the more I get to know it, the more I wish I was born here instead. I don't know, things happen for a reason, I guess.

After a few minutes of wondering around the streets, I found the address from the paper, it was a small two story home like most of the houses in the town. It was difficult to find an address in most towns here in Equestria so the company would normally provide a ride straight to the customer. Yet I found that being dropped off by a pegasus drawn carriage put too much attention on me, so I normally take the trains or other forms of public transportation to keep wandering eyes off me. Still, that was harder done than said; you know being a tall two legged omnivorous creature. I checked my watch, I was 20 minutes early; I took a deep breath and lifted the door knocker tapping it twice. As soon as the door knocker tapped a second time I heard a stuff falling and crashing on the other side. I backed away from the door looking over myself one last time, sweeping away what appeared to be confetti off my sleeve.

The sound of metal hitting the ground quickly approached the door then slowed down, the door slowly opened to reveal a pink pony with a blonde mane. I quickly raised an eyebrow; the letter said a white coated earth pony with a two-tone pink mane.

"Hel... Ahh! A human!" The door slammed shut.

More rustling and the sound of metal shifting around on the floor, before the door swung opened again. A pony with a white coat stood there gasping for air. "Sorry... about that... You're early... come in."

"Sorry, it's not in my nature to keep a lady waiting... Miss Roseluck?" I asked as I entered her home, ducking under the doorframe. As I walked in I noticed her eyes going over me, especially my hands. Then I felt more eyes looking over me, as I turned I noticed two pink coated ponies huddling in the corner.

She blushed. "Yes that is me, but I wasn't expecting you for another hour or so... ummm..."

“Then forgive my early intrusion, would you care for me to leave and return at a more appropriate hour?” I said giving a slight bow.

“NO! No, I mean… no.” Roseluck stammered.

I smiled showing no teeth, and placed my left hand on my back while slowly fell onto my right knee, extending my right hand palm up. She looked at me with a puzzled face, and then looked back at her friends before placing her hoof upon my palm. Gentle I clasped her hoof in my hand only to hear a small moan escape Roseluck’s mouth. I raised her hoof to my lips, gently placing a kiss upon it.

"My name is Blaze Drifter, Miss Roseluck."

"Oouu... Rose is fine... Blaze Drifter." She looked up at my hair, "I can see why." Rose looked up at me and asked "Is it okay if I call you Blaze?"

"Whatever would please my lady."

She began repeating my name to see if she got it right, I personally liked my new name, still Ponies felt more comfortable with that name rather than my human name. The other two ponies in the corner slowly came forward, getting closer to me. I slowly release Rose's hoof before placing my right hand upon my raised left knee. The two pink earth ponies started to circle me, looking me over; I did not dare to move because a sudden jolt or any quick movement might result in a buck, and I did not want to explain to my handler the aftermath that might cause.

"Umm Rose. Why is there a human visiting you?" The pony with the green mane asked.

"Well Daisy, Lily... Umm, he is here to see me. We have a date. Yes, a date! We met a few days ago and he asked me out. So yeah! If you two wouldn't mind..." Rose then started to push her two friends out the door. "I would like to get ready for our date, Bye!"

"You have a date with a human?!" Lily stuffed her hoof in the doorway.

"How did that happen? Explain!" Daisy yelled.

"I will tell you all about it tomorrow!" Rose said and slammed the door shut her two friends outside.

I peeked back looking at Rose as she stood at the door, looking nervously at me. "So how does this work... my bed is upstairs, is there anything else I need or you need. I mean..."

I stood up slowly and walked over to her, placing a hand on her cheek. Slowly I bent over placing a kiss upon her brow, "Well, how about we go out on the date my lady?" I said unlocking the door.

"I just... I mean... I made that up." She said as her cheeks and ears turned as red as her cutie mark.

I smiled and opened the door, "A good friend made a reservation for me and a guest... or should I say date. So shall we go?"

"Umm sure, but no I can't. I mean I haven't even showered today. I was all over town and got all sweaty." She started to move back completely embarrassed.

"A lady always carries her own personal fragrance, even if it displeases her, I must say it pleases me. Still this evening is for you and I shall wait."

"Eep!" Rose squealed nodding her head. "Sooo you don't think I smell bad?"

"On the contrary Rose, you smell as wonderful as your name."

“I find that odd, most humans I have come across don’t really like the way we ponies smell…” Rose said as she began to walk over to the door; suddenly she stopped in front of me looking straight into my eyes. Rose's ears turned back before she placed her small round snout into my shirt taking a big whiff. "Mmm. Orange mint."

"Yeah it's my de... ahh!" I looked down at Rose; her tongue found its way under my shirt and was licking my chest.

"Salty." She pulled her face out of my shirt quite content with herself as she walked out the door. "That was good."

A small smile escaped my mouth, as me and my eyes followed Rose flank, how the hell do the stallions here keep themselves under control? With a deviant smile across my face I calmly said, "I can't wait to see what you taste like my lady."

We arrived at a small Paris themed restaurant started by the Center Branch of Gentleman for Mares. It was a way to begin introducing some of the good things Earth had to offer.

"Welcome to Paris Je T'aime, do you have a reservation?" A grey coated unicorn with a wine glass cutie mark said.

"Yes I do... Under the name of 'Red Wing,' it was for 6 p.m."

The stallion behind the counter looked at me, then at Rose and then back at me and up to my hair. "I see... come with me please."

The unicorn led us to a small corner covered by a silk pillows and curtains, "Just like you asked, Sir. Out of the way and secluded. Please enjoy your evening; your waiter will be with you soon."

I waited for Rose to sit down before I did; man, why did Equestrian tables always stand so low to the ground? "So, I hope you like the table, feel free to relax and be yourself. Our meal will be here shortly."

"Okay then, I have a few questions for you, Blaze." Rose said as she raised the drink menu to cover her face.

I gave a simple nod.

"How many other ponies... I mean how many different partners have you had? Sexually?" She asked.

I almost choked on the water I was drinking; normally Equestrians tend to ask different types of personal questions. "Ahem. I think you were right with the first part; I have never had any human partners. A few equine partners."

"A few..." Rose looked at me with big sad puppy dog eyes.

"Okay less than I can count on my hand. I am still relatively new at this... You’re actually my first official client."

Rose breathed a sigh of relief, and then raised her head above the menu. "Wait, that means you lost your virginity to our species."

"Yes I did." I said looking away slightly blushing.

"That kind of makes me feel so much better." Her eyes then began to wander over me again before they stopped on my flank. "Those red marking on your 'pants,' what do they mean?"

"Huh? Oh these." My hand lowered and patted the design on my pants. "They are tribal markings that mean 'Blood Eyed Winged Lizard'. I know it sounds creepy, but it's just another way of saying red-eyed flying dragon." My hand slowly went over the design with much care.

"Does it mean something important to you?" Rose asked with a tilt to her head.

"I have always known the symbol... it's like, your cutie mark, it’s something that I haven't always seen but something I always carry with me." I looked up at Rose.

"So I know we have different color hair, but I thought you humans only had a limited amount of colors. Why do you have red tips in your mane?"

I looked up at some of the bangs I could see in my hair, and reached for them with my fingertip. "My han... friend thought it would make me fit in more around here."

"I think your friend was correct."

I smiled just as the food arrived. A unicorn brought out our several plates with assorted vegetables, fruits and greens and placed then on the table.

"Wow that's a lot of food... Is that all for us?"

"Of course, my lady, this night is just for you." I said as a small cup of iced coffee was placed in front of me.

Rose's attention shifted from the food to my iced coffee. I lifted the cup while watching her and took a sip. "Would you care for some?"

"Is that, that coffee stuff I hear you humans like so much?"

"Sort of, normal coffee is served hot and it tastes bitter, but sometimes it's served cold and it tastes sweet..." Holding the cup in my hand I moved it towards Rose, "Would you care to try some?"

Rose moved towards my cup and began to drink; suddenly she backed away sticking her tongue out. "Yuck. How can you humans drink this, it tastes like dirt."

"It's an acquired taste... to be honest I didn't like it at first… and I still don't." I said sticking out my tongue.

"Then why do you drink it?" She asked looking at me as I drank the coffee.

"Oh! Well I know I'm going to be up late tonight." I said with a smile.

Rose lowered her head, her face turning bright red.

Our meal continued with Rose asking all sorts of small personal questions.

As we left the restaurant towards Rose's house she seemed nervous and a bit fidgety. "Is everything alright, my lady?"

"Huh? Yeah everything is alright. Is it alright to ask you a few more questions?"

"Sure it is. I am all yours tonight, you can ask anything of me or from me." I said looking over to Roseluck.

"So you have to do anything I ask." Rose said with a bit more confidence in her voice.

I nodded.

"If I tell you to stop at any moment today, will you?" Rose's ears fell back, looking away from me.

"Of course I will, it is... wait, are you a vir..."

"Ahhhhhhh! No don't say it." Rose squealed interrupting me.

I was slightly in shock, I have never heard from any of the other guys in the company about something like this happening.

"So wait, why did you call the 'Gentlemen'? I mean I am honored, my lady, it truly is an honor, but why a human?"

"Usually I hang out with Daisy and Lily who are part of a herd, so other stallions think I am also part of their herd. So I get avoided a lot, plus with all the stories I have heard... humans seem a lot gentler and loving during, you know, sex." She looked at me with a brokenhearted smile; a few seconds passed before she spoke to me again. "You said your first time was with a pony, how was it?"

"Umm, that is, how do you say...?” I looked down at Rose again; her heartbroken face cracked me. "It was about 4 months ago, and I have to say... I have no words to describe how wonderful the experience was, but it was still my first time and I was scared."

"Wait, wasn't it weird or strange... I mean..." I quickly moved in front of her and cupped her cheeks with my hands; lifted her face up towards mine. Our lips connected; her lips were soft as rose petals (Now I know why they call her Roseluck). My tongue parted her lips and began to explore her mouth. I don't really know what happened next, maybe I flipped the right switch in Rose's head, but her long wide tongue began to explore my mouth, and hard. She was definitely a novice, but her enthusiasm made up for it. As I tried to pull our lips apart she moved in closer to me preventing our lips from separating, and it was getting somewhat difficult to breath. Thank god I fell back onto the ground; as I opened my eyes I looked up at Rose who was standing directly above me her eyes looking back into mine. Her eyes were slightly glazed over, as if she was drunk, and then my nose caught a musky scent in the air.

"That was great..." She began to lower her head to kiss me again, my hand moved over her lips to stop her.

"As much as I would like to continue my lady, I think we should move to a more secluded place. I mean, unless you're into doing that stuff in front of everypony." I said as I pointed to a grey pegasus and brown coated earth pony whose eyes were upon us.

Rose backed up, grabbing my shirt with her mouth helping me up; as she pulled me up I heard my shirt began to tear. As I dusted myself off I realized that my shirt was not only torn, but also covered in mud.

"I understand, I will wait till we get home." She said trying to hide her emotions by standing behind me. Then I felt her head push on the center of my back gently nudging me forward. "So let’s hurry up."

As she pushed me along, I remember something my handler told me. "Never kiss and tongue a pony, James, there is something strange with your fluids. Like I couldn't control myself, I wanted more, more kissing, more..." It ended around there, she kind of lost it and she spent 6 hours 'testing' me.

When we were finally out of sight she pushed me against the side of a building and shoved her tongue in my mouth again. I felt my pants getting tighter, and the smell of her nether regions was getting stronger. I felt her hooves begin to fidget with my pants, trying to get to my member. She pushed off my lips and tried to remove my pants with her mouth.

"Why do you have to wear pants, they make things so complicated."

I reached down and placed my hands beneath her chin, and lifted her head to mine until her ear was near my mouth. "No, no, no, my lady. I ask that you contain yourself till we get to your home; otherwise, we might get looked upon again." She shivered under my breath as she released my pants. Somehow she regained control over herself and we began walking back to her home.

"I am so sorry... I don't know what happened. Suddenly I felt like I was in heat or something." She looked at me with an embarrassed smile on her face.

I felt so bad that I accidently blurted out something only a few people and ponies knew. "No, I am sorry... it was my fault."

Rose looked at me confused, "No it wasn't. I mean, after you kissed me I felt all my nervousness and stress.... just melt away. Your kiss was so soothing I just felt I wanted more of that feeling."

Huh? Wait she felt soothed by my kiss, is this why Golden Heart went all horny on me during training, was she also stress... I am an alcohol to these ponies! My hands flew up and covered my mouth at this sudden realization.

By the time I was done sorting out all my thoughts we arrived at Rose's house. "Umm. I'm gonna shower... you know, to freshen up. Why don't you join me?"

Not thinking I answered, "Okay." We walked in and headed straight for the bathroom, she of course was leading the way. I found myself unbuttoning my shirt in her bathroom, while Roseluck sat in front of me staring at me, I felt very nervous; Rose was my first official customer. What if she didn't like me, what if I end up hurting her or breaking something; I was thinking like a virgin. Suddenly I felt a warm soft padded hoof upon my chest.

"You’re nervous too, huh? That makes me feel better about all this."

Calm washed over me as I stood there in front of this beautiful young pony, "You really are very beautiful, aren't you." I said as I removed my shirt.

"Whaaa. You really can't mean that. I mean, we are completely two different species. I mean mhmprghm... You have a cutie mark!" She looked in awe at my upper arm, focusing on the black markings on it.

I looked at the pair of tattoos that decorated my shoulders. "These aren't cutie marks, these are tattoos.... umm markings that are carved into the skin with a needle and ink."

Rose slowly moved a hoof onto the markings and with great care gently ran her hoof over them. "I am so sorry, who did this to you? Did it hurt?"

A smile cracked on my face followed by a contained laughter, Rose looked at me with great confusion as I continued to remove my clothing. "I did these to me; I picked out the markings and paid someone to do this. And yes, it did hurt. All of them hurt, but each mean something to me. Each one of these is special to me."

"Wow! I mean... Wow..." She then looked down as I removed my pants and underwear, "You have more on your flank. Now those look like cutie marks..."

As I stood in the bathroom removing the last article of clothing I found the silence odd. Most of the night was spent with questions, now the only sound I could hear was the shower running. I turned my head to Rose who was staring at me, her face was bright red and her ears were perked forward.

"I'm sorry." Was the last thing I heard before Rose forced her lips upon mine again, pushing me into the shower and up against the wall. As she pulled away her tongue did not, it began to run down my body and over my shaft. My legs gave out, and I fell onto my ass. Rose turned placing her rear in front of me, "Do something, anything please!" She moaned.

I placed my hands on her thighs and raised my mouth to her waiting wet lips, the musky smell was so strong that I became even more turned on. My tongue began to swirl around her labia and clit, Rose began moaning and after a few seconds she started to grind her marehood against my face. I raised a hand up and then began to slide a finger into her warmth. My fingers parted her vertical lips and slid inside rather easily. Suddenly she shuddered and a warm gooey liquid started to pour over my face and chest. She collapsed onto the bathroom floor; she was breathing hard and mumbling the name Celestia over and over again.

"That was great... I want more! This time Blaze... I want you inside me... not your fingers..."

I got up, the shower still on and the water pouring down over both of us. "How about after we get out of the shower first?"

She grinned, somehow she recovered faster than I though, because this time her ass had pinned me against the wall. "No! Now!" Rose began to grind her marehood against my erection; the folds of her vagina were soaked in her juices. Then without warning, my erection slid into her. She gasped as my member reached deep into her, for a moment I felt the entrance of her womb. We stayed like that for a while, her virgin walls tightening around and gripping my length keeping me erect.

"Rose, are you okay?"

She turned her head to me, and stared at me with a glazed look in her eyes. "Blaze... forgive me if I am too rough."

"What do you mfff!" Without even finishing my response she began moving, pounding her hips against me, my shaft sliding in and out of her warmth. All I could do was hold on and enjoy the ride, which was easier said than done. Her hips held me off the ground, while her tail brushed against my chest. As I looked down, I could see myself completely disappear from my abs down, but what really caught my attention was the other orifice that sat underneath her tail. Each time she pulled away it would contract, then relax. Then a wicked tease popped into my head, I moved my hand towards her marehood and collected some of the juices she was squirting out. As I did I slid my hand against her clit, causing her to moan even louder, but I wasn't done. With my fingers good and wet I began to tease her anus, while my other hand moved down to her clit. She then bucked the wall behind me, her forelegs gave out and she landed on her knees. Of course, her hind legs where still up but her body was now at a 45 degree angle, which was a bad position for me.

I was literally not in a good position, my trainer and handler both told me that a pony's strength varies among the sub-species of ponies, but among them, the earth ponies are the strongest. What was bad about my position is that Rose could break me, literally break my hips if she kept pounding me against the wall.

"Rose, please! I can't mmhh." I could barely speak; Rose was enjoying our pleasure that she could not hear me over the sound of her own voice. Her marehood was devouring my erection, and the slamming against me felt like it was taking its toll. I had only one choice, make her cum and quick. My fingers started to squeeze and play with her clit, and I slid two fingers deep into her ass.

"Oh Celestia, Oh Celestia!" Rose suddenly stopped pressing hard against me, her warmth deeply squeezing down on my member, her clit began to jump, and her ass pulled on my fingers. Rose was having a strong orgasm, the longest one I had seen, her mare juice spilling out from her tight hole. Her body was still quivering, her legs buckling under the weight of her orgasm, and her hips pressing and grinding against me. I don't really remember how much time we spent like that, but while pinned against the wall I heard a crack come from underneath me.

Rose moved forward ever so slightly, causing me to slip out and lose my balance landing on the bathroom floor. "Blaze..." She turned towards me, her body covered in sweat and water, her hair flowing over her face (I hate to admit this, but whenever any female lets their wet hair down and it slightly covers their face, I get so turned on).

"Can we do more?" She asked panting heavily.

Sitting on the bathroom floor, I laughed and looked up at Rose. "Sure, but how about you finish taking your shower and I'll join you right after."

Rose nodded and quickly finished her shower and ran out of the bathroom. I smiled and winced, looking down at my right leg. I tried to get up but a sharp pain shot up through my spine. "I think she broke my femur, crap, gotta move it back into place." I whispered.

I my thumbs on my upper thighs and gripped my leg; I pressed down and slid my thumbs down. Crack! The bone slid back into place, the pain was intense but it was worth it.

I sat in the shower a few more minutes before getting back up. Being a mutant was probably one of the very few perks of being me (Like Wolverine, but except the long life thing... I think?). As I stood up, my leg gave a little limp, but I forced my way through the pain. I took a towel and began to dry myself as I headed out of the bathroom, only to catch Rose putting on a pair of red and pink socks. She was on her back with her legs spread, and tugging the sock down her leg with her mouth.

"This isn't what it looks like; I'm not trying to... I mean..."

I walked over to Rose and grabbed the end of the sock she was putting on. Slowly I pulled it down with my lips trailing behind it, Rose started to coo. Soon I ran out of sock but my lips did not stop, slowly going down her thigh, over her marehood, and then up. I spent a few moments on her tits; I heard a small moan escape her lips followed by the sexiest thing I have ever heard.

"Pleease Blaze, just stick it in and make me cum."

I swear at that moment, when I looked into those lime colored eyes something inside me snapped. I mounted Rose and entered her, and just began pounding her. Her insides were tighter than before, and each time I pulled out it felt like it was pulling me back in. Like her marehood was sucking me deeper with each thrust; eventually I had a rhythm going. I don't know when but Rose grabbed my face and began kissing me, her tongue was everywhere...

"This is human missionary, isn't it?" Rose moaned as we continued to make love on her bed.

I nodded while her lips pressed against mine.

"You humans are quite naughty...hmmmmpf!" Rose quivered as she had another orgasm. "Please Blaze, cum for me! I want it!"

It was amazing, the more she asked, the more she came. Then I felt it, I was nearing my climax. I couldn't hold out any longer, my hands found their way to her flank and grabbed it tightly. I heard her squeal, using it as leverage I began pounding her mound harder and faster. Rose began moaning deeper, her mouth looking for my neck and her teeth looking for a place to bite. I winced as her teeth found my neck, which only urged me to pound into her harder. I could hear her muffled moans on my neck, her fore and hind legs wrapped around me as if trying to slow me down.

My fingers dug through her fur as I was about to cum trying to find a place to grab onto once I did. Rose released my neck and screamed Celestia's name, as I came inside of her. Her insides became hotter and began pulling my member in deeper, it felt good and it hurt a little too. This made it difficult to pull out, but pull out I did. I finally noticed the smell of our sex in the air as I shifted off of Rose and onto the bed. Both of us laid there breathing hard, suddenly I felt something soft and furry go up and down my back. As I turned to look Rose was sliding her hoof along my back.

"So when do I have to return you?" She said with a slight whimper in her voice.

"Not till the first light of morning, my lady Rose." I smiled.

"Good." Rose said as she nuzzled up against me.

We fell asleep after a few more 'romps in the hay' and a bunch of cuddling. I was asleep for maybe an hour, before the morning light flooded in through the windows waking me. My mentor was right; the sunlight in Equestria was something special. I felt awake and somewhat full of energy. I turned to notice Rose snuggling the covers next to me, her mane was a mess, covering her face. Gently I moved them aside to notice a smile, I leaned in and gave her a small kiss on the forehead before I snuck out of bed and into the bathroom. The evening before I left the bathroom, I filled up a bucket with water to use in the morning. I quickly scrubbed myself clean with the cold water, dried myself as I located all my clothes and quickly got dressed. I walked over to Rose's bed and left my personal card on her nightstand. I headed downstairs and quickly snuck out of her place, gently closing the front door behind me (Wow, no locks on the doors). As I stepped outside the morning crisp air smacked my nose. Looking around I noticed people and ponies alike getting ready or setting out for work. Looking at the time I noticed that my train did not depart till 6:30 am, I had 40 minutes to kill.

I headed to the station, sat down and waiting for my train. What really surprised me was who was waiting for me on the train when it arrived. My handler, Morning Dart, she was a white coated pegasus, with an indigo mane, a morning colored dart for a cutie mark and the brightest orange eyes I had ever seen.

"Morning, stud!" Morning said as I boarded the train, sitting down right next to her.

"Good morning... Morning..." It was always awkward greeting this mare in the morning. She smiled as she leaned against me.

"So how did it go?" Morning asked as she nuzzled up against me.

"Well, good, she invited me in. We had dinner... she was a virgin... and she was half way through her heat." I whispered.

"What?!" She exclaimed, yet not leaving the spot she found on my side.

"Charge her a regular fee..." I said, “She reminded me of… me.”

Morning yawned as she nodded, dozing off to sleep leaning against me. I wrapped my arm around her and pulled her in closer, I could almost hear her smile as I did. I looked at my watch, it would be another hour before we reached Canterlot and then a 20 minute walk to our... her apartment.

As I looked over Morning I only wondered what she was doing all night long, and why she would disappear for weeks at a time. Little did I know that my question would be answered that very morning...

Author's Note

Please go easy on me, it's my first time putting anything out there. If you catch bad grammar let me know... And thank you Demon Eyes Laharl, you inspired me to write again after so many years.