The TRUE curse of the Werepony.

Things have been weird this night. Neither Jim Miner, Joe Conradi, or Sandy Hunter knew the time, but all they knew is something was going on. Being turned into My Little Ponies was something that would drive you through multiple phases of insanity.

"We must be high! This must be what meth is like!" Said Jim as his-her-his-her... it's mane was now mangled from rolling around trying to walk, "But how would we get meth in that cave?!"

"No... This has to be the best dream ever." said Sandy, laughing to herself as she fell over yet again, "I am so going to tell you guys about this when we wake up!"

"Maybe God wants us to bring upon an era of peace with our newfound cuteness..." said Joe, looking at the sky, "No, that's not it."

Some time after, they went into a hysterical state. Non being able to keep a striaght face, as everything they had known was screwed up.

"When I get back to the dorms... I am so going to beat up that Johnny Hageman kid! Because no one would punch a pony pegasus thing!" Yelled Joe laughing like a mad man.

Sandy at this point was trying to fly a little "Wow, these wings defy physics!" She said, floating unevenly above the ground, before dropping herself.

"WHY DON'T I GET ANYTHING AWESOME?!" Yelled Jim, as he also suddenly laughed, "The Universe must be on it's period... Why do I always get caught in the crossfire of the universes periods?!"

"You mean God, right?" Said Joe, stand up on all four legs again.

Jim chuckled, "God's obviously not it, he's a dude, you can tell from the bible's sexism."

"Maybe God's Ex got a hold of his computer and is getting back by doing stuff like this." Suggested Sandy.

Next, came the overly dramatic stage of their reaction to such an event as too this.

"We going to have to hide in Russia with Edward Snowden!!!!! I DON'T WANNA GO TO RUSSIA!!!" Cried Joe.

Jim grabbed Joe as best he could with his hooves, "WE WON'T BE GOING TO RUSSIA! There is no way anyone will trust us! We look like spies from Hasbro, or pedophiles trying to capture children!"

"MY Parents will not want me anymore! I have to stay in hiding!" Said Sandy, as she cried dramatically on the ground.

Joe sat up again, and felt his left wing, "This thing hurts now... really bad... maybe I should have fallen backwards so many times..."

After a few minutes of that, a bit of rational thinking finally came.

"This is not a dream..." started Sandy, "It is too stable, we have been light this for a couple hours now, and hitting my head on the tree isn't doing anything!"

Jim sat by the small stream nearby, as he asked "Do you guys remember what we saw in the cave?"

Joe thought for a second, "Yeah, that crystaly thingy... That happened?"

Jim spoke up, "Maybe that was radioactive... and we are either mutated or made insane by it!"

Sandy sat looking up at the sky for a while, "Do you guys know what time it is? I am tired, and hungry..."

Joe stood up on all fours, "I have a my phone in my parka."

After some brief effort, Joe dug hims phone out of a compartment of his parka lying on the ground nearby. He then stared at the smartphone for half a minute.

"Joe... how are you going to turn it on?" asked Jim.

"SSHHH! I'm thinking!" said Joe.

After a few moments more, Joe replied, "Well crap."

Sandy and Jim sighed, as Sandy sat back down. Jim however went to his own clothes, and picked up his pants by his teeth.

"What're you doing?"asked Joe.

"I'm tired of being naked, and I am not staying out in these woods any longer!" replied Jim.

"Do you really think you can pass as a human now?" asked Joe.

Jim was now on his back, pulling his pants on over his yellow tale, "Not really, but from a distance and at night here, I can probably sneak into our dorm. Besides, the college is near the woods here."

Joe shrugged, "I guess it's better than waiting to be eaten by mountain lions out here."

Sandy stood up and puches her pink mane away from her face "Alright, mind if I stay in your dorm? We all ought to rest up before trying to think of our next plan."

"Sure." Replied Jim, "Joe, you coming along?

Joe sighed, "Alright, but I'm only wearing the parka."

"You looked ridiculous in it to begin with!" Remarked Sandy, "Now your going to only wear it?"

"Well it looks more conformable than that!" said Joe, pointing to Jim's attempt to stand up on too hooves to put his jacket on, only to fall backwards.

In some time, the trio managed to gather their things. Jim forced his new body into most of his clothes, although nothing really fit right now. Joe Had it better, only wearing the Parka and touting his bag by his teeth. However, Joe's left wings got more painful from the jacket. Sandy managed to fit her light jacket on, but decided not to put on pants, hoping her new yellow fur would appear to just be a bad choice of attire.

"And were off!" Said Joe, as the three of them slowly trotted down the side of the hill the forest was on.

All of them were focusing mostly on walking, as keeping balance was the key. Joe hit a tree face first shortly after they departed, and after a laugh at himself, he got back up and remembered to look up every few feet.

It took a painfully long time, but eventually, light from the college became visible. The trio speed up a bit with excitement at this point, as they came to the edge of the tree cover.

In front of them lay the College grounds, with multiple buildings all around. It was well kept, and well light along all of the paths. They could tell main Dorm rooms weren't too far from this position, but they had the challenge of avoiding any custodians or other people out for some reason at this time of night.

"Alright, let's hug the windmill lab building, then head off through the unlighted open yard to the dorms on the other side." said Jim, eying the path for any people.

"Good idea, I don't want to be seen like this." Said Joe.

"I think you look kind of adorable this way though." said Sandy, giggling.

"I'm not adorable! I'm too 'Murican for that!" said Joe in an irritated tone.

"Keep it down!" Said Jim, as he looked around, "Coast is clear, let's go!"

The three ponies went as fast as they could without tripping, across part of the light path, and up to the edge of the brick building. After recollecting themselves quickly, the went around the side till they coud see the dorms, of which were facing a road on the opposite side.

"Let's just hope no one looks out the windows." said Sandy.

"We better hurry up, looks like it's begining to get brighter." Said Jim.

Sandy and Joe looked at the sky, noticing the full moon was beginning to set, and the east was beginning to light up slightly.

"Yeah, some people will be moving about for their early morning classes." said Joe, "We'll probably have to skip a few today though..."

"Don't mind that, we need to get to bed!" said Sandy.

Jim nodded, "Yeah, let's go while no ones here, shall we drama club?"

"This isn't Drama, it's back and forth stuff." corrected Joe.

"Just Shut up and follow my rear!!!" said Jim.

Jim trotted forward toward his dorm building as fast as possible for him, while Joe and Sandy shrugged and followed.

"Wow, your eyes are pink." said Sandy to Joe.

"What?! Really?" said Joe.

"Just go guys!" said Jim, who was ahed of them by few feet.

In a minute of trotting, the three finally made it to the edge of the dorm building. But, they still had to get in the side door, up the stairs, and into Jim and Joe's dorm without getting noticed.

They got in the door, and started up the stairs. However, it was making some noise with their hooves, and too make it worse Jim fell face forward.

"Ouch!" said Jim.

"Shh!" said Sandy, we need to hurry and be as quiet a possible, we might wake somebody!" said Sandy.

"Right, right." said JIm, as he regained balance and got to the top of the steps.

At the top, he looked out before stepping forward. The hall was light up, but nobody was up and about yet.

"Okay, the dorm it down there." said JIm, and he headed forward quietly.

In a minute it seamed, the three made it to dorm 102, as Jim began reaching in his coat pocket for the card. However, he  got it out, but it fell to the ground.

"Dammit!" he said somewhat quietly, as he bent down and picked it up by his teeth.

Suddenly, a door from the other far end of the hallway opened up, and someone began to come out. Jim's eyes widened, and he immediately, tried swiping the card through the door with his teeth. However, it was much harder than anticipated.

"Hurry up!" said Joe, as he looked over and saw a man in a sweatshirt come out, looking at a aper in his hand.

"Immrble Trbbin!" said Jim with the card in his mouth.

The man began to turn their direction, and Sandy said, "Joe, don't look, just cover Jim!"

Sandy and Joe turned their backs while sitting, covering Jim mostly, but bother of their tails were sprung across the floor out from under their jackets. . The steps got eerily closer, as Jim tried swiping more and more.

"Come on!" said Joe quietly, as the steps were now really close.

Suddenly, the door beeped in accaptence of the card, as the man spoke up.

"Early time to be getting up, eh?"

The trio remained quiet, as Joe looked slightly over. The Man was now heading down the stairs, without any more notice.

".... seriously?" said Sandy, as Im pushed the door open.

The three ponies rushed into the dorm, and shut the door. Jim and Joe were greeted to their living space, while both had a room right next too each other.

All three of them fell to the ground, as the windows out of both small bedrooms showed that it was getting lighter outside.

"Did that guy seriously not notice us being... this?!" exclaimed Joe.

"He sounded Canadian..." replied Sandy.

"That explains it." concluded Jim.

The three sat on the ground, ad Joe and Sandy pushed their jackets and bags off. After a few minutes, Jim spoke up.

"Alright. Sandy you can use my bed, I am going to occupy the bathroom for a while." said Jim

"Thank goodness! Said Sandy, as she goot up, trotted into Jim small room, and flopped onto the bed and curled into the blanket, "Ah yes! Lovely bed! So soft... so sleepy time."

Joe spoke up, "I'll just go to my bedroom and think for a bit... Maybe I can get of the computer still."

Jim nodded, as he just trotted to the bathroom, shut the door, and went fetal position. After a few minutes of that, he was getting sick of how unconfortable his new tail felt, so he pulled off his pants, and his jacket.

"So that's my new body..." said Jim, looking in the mirror at his pony self.

He was shorter now, had very short orange fur all around, and a yellow mane thing filled with leaves, sitcks, and dirt.

"I look really feminine... I don't like it."

Jim simply sighed, and sat down, while staring at the mirror.

"Well, might as well take care of this body." He said, reaching forward for a comb.

However, he realized two things. One, he doesn't have a hand. Two, his foreleg was now shaking.

"What is this? Pony Parkinsons?" he said, now noticing more of his body was now twitching, "This doesn't feel good..."

Suddenly, pain began to erupt in his muscles all around, as Jim moaned, "What the heck is this?!"

The pain got more powerful, as he shook more all over. Jim simply fell to the ground, as he held his chest tightly. Suddenly, time seamed to speed up, as everything felt like it was changing. It was all masked by pain, but he could quite put a finger on it.

Then, the pain began to stop, as he opene his eyes again.

"What was that? A siezure?!" He exclaimed, as he stodd up unusually easily.

He then realized he was on his feet, and upon looking down, his normal, wonderful, precious human legs were back. Then he looked at the mirror, seeing his normal, bum-naked self.

"Oh my god! I'm normal again! HANDS! FEET!" He exclaimed hysterically, "Wait... was that all real...?"

Suddenly, joe opened the door, also human, wearing his parka, "I think it was."

"SHUT THE DOOR!" yelled Jim in Response, as he picked up his clothes.

"Whatever Jim, i'm going to ask google about this while your having a time in here." replied Joe.

Jim sighed as he put on his pants, "We need an expert."