The TRUE curse of the Werepony.

Werepony: Were=Human Pony=Pony :P

Werepony= Turn into pony every full moon.

"So, Did you here about what they found out about Decorah?" asked a nineteen year old white male with glasses, a red jacket, and a full camping backpack. His physical features included brown hair, a few freckles, and caucasian skin.

The person infront of him was also nineteen, while wearing a full parka along with touting a camping bag. He had black hair, with more pale caucasian skin, while being the tallest of the group.

"You mean the thing were Decorah is actually in a large meteor crater?" replied the parka person.

Suddenly, a nineteen year old girl came around from back, whom sported a black jacket, and a bag filled with a rope and sleeping-bag. She had brown hanging out, with some more tan caucasian skin.

"I also heard about that," she said, "They said that the meteor may still be under the town!"

The guy wearing the red jacket responded, "Yep, and I plan on searching for it here!"

The other two stopped, and laughed for a second, before the girl replied, "Jim, that' ridiculous! besides, you said we were visiting the ice caves, you know, to go caving!"

"Well I plan on spelunking past the explored parts, just to see if I can find sign of extra terrestial matter." Said Jim as he pulled a small hammer and chisel out of his bag, presumably to gather samples.

The guy wearing the parka replied "We just started our spelunking class, we have too little experience to go the far down. Besides, I'm sure you would run into some radioactive element. Actually, that would make sense, considering all of the Liberals in this town."

The girl slapped the parka guy on the back of the head, "Joe, we all know Republicans are for spoiled rich people, nazi's, and racists." she said in a mocking tone.

Joe, being the only conservative here, replied "All right Sandy, just don't invite all of your pot smoking lesbian girlfriends over to build windmills in the apartment."

Jim groaned, and said "Let's not ruin this with satirical politics. Now come on, the cave is right up here!"

The three went further up a path. They were currently on the side of one of the many large hills around the city of Decorah, and were heading toward the local tourist attraction known as the ice caves. Currently, all three were majoring in Spelunking at Luther College, so that is were this trip came into play, mainly extra credit. They resided in an Iowa town known as Decorah, which was somewhat sizable, but not too big.

At sundown, the trio reached the rather small entrance to the cave. It was about the size of a smart car, yet beside it was a sign with a map of all the known locations in the cave. Joe then began tying their rope to a tree, as Jim studied the map.

"Alright, we will go down to this area!" said Jim, pointing to a part that clearly said 'don't enter'.

Sandy replied "Can't you get good samples from the parts we're aloud to go to?"

Jim replied "Other scientist have likely got rock samples from the permitted areas. Besides, if we stay in the pre explored areas, we technically aren't spelunking."

"He's got a point." added Joe, "Besides, it isn't like there is a horde of zombies down there. Or is there?"

"Shut up! You know zombies freak me out!" scorned Sandy, "The only reason I came anyway was to get extra credit!"

Joe finished tying the rope, and handed everyone their ends to attach to their belts, as Jim said "You should get real extra credit for spelunking past uncharted cave systems!"

Sandy thought for a second, and replied "Well, if here are monsters, I have this pepper spray."

Joe laughed, and said "Leave monster slaying to me." As he lifted his parka to show a Glock attacked to his belt.

Jim groaned, "I told you not to bring that with us!"

Joe replied, "I have a legal concealed carry permit. So screw you, the second amendment led me to the conclusion I have the right to slay ice cave zombies with my Glock!"

Jim held his tongue from another political conversation, and just said, "Fine, fine, let's just go."

Joe went in first, followed by Jim and Sandy staying closely behind. Joe turned on his flashlight, and saw their first split in the cave.

"Go right." said Jim, and Joe obeyed.

The trio walked down shining their lights at the walls, when they came across a part of the wall covered in ice. The powerful flashlights light everything up well, as they could observe the area of the cave. Sandy felt some of the ice, as Joe went further, before stopping and cursing.

"Someone blocked it!" said Joe, and he stared at a group of metal bars blocking a smaller hole leading further into the cave.

Jim looked over, and said, "Just move it."

Joe replied, "Don't you think it means we shouldn't go in?"

Jim retorted "The map didn't say anything against moving metal bars."

Sandy walked up, and said "Well, I guess it didn't!" and she then kicked the bars down easily enough, though they made a very loud crash and skidding noise as they slide down.

"Jesus Sandy!" said Jim, "I ment carefully move it, not burst my ears!" yelled Jim.

Joe laughed, and walked in. Jim shook his head, so he and Sandy headed in as well.

Over the next half hour, the trio uneventfully went further into the cave. Every so often they would stop to look at an odd formation of ice on the walls, and Jim would gather small samples of ice and rock. Then they came down to a large open part of the cave, with ice all around the ground and walls.

"Woaaaa..." said Joe, and he pulled out his cell phone and took a photo.

Sandy carefully knelt down and felt the smooth ice on the ground, as Jim pulled out his chisel and Joe continued taking photo's.

"This is like, bonkers smooth!" said Sandy.

"Eeeyup!" said Jim, and he knelt down and felt the ice.

Jim then noticed some odd coloration when his flashlight shined on it. It made technicolor shapes, and appeared to be more crystalized under the smooth surface. So he took out his small hammer and chisel, and tapped on it once.

Then, the ice instantly cracked, and shortly the entire floor of ice shattered. They all yelled as they fell downward onto a steep slide of ice.

"WHAT THE HELL JIM?!?!" Yelled Joe as the three slide down at high speeds uncontrollably.

Then, they all stopped on their ropes ends, and hung out there for a litte bit.

"Ugg..." muttered Sandy, "How do we get back up?"

Jim looked back, and pulled a secondary flashlight out of his pocket. Upon looking up, and then down, he said "We should go down, I think there are more openings to the outside around, were likely closer to them."

Joe replied, "How on Earth would you know that?"

Jim responded, "I'm just guessing, but what are the chances we can pull ourselves up these ropes all the way?"

Every one of them were not very fit, so they sat silent.

"Alright, Let''s unhook at three!" said Jim, "One, two, three!"

Sandy, Jim, and Joe unhooked the ropes from their bodies, and slide down the slide a few dozen feet before hitting another flat surface. Jim stood up, and slipped to the ground. So he carefully stood up again and looked around with his Flashlight.

This room was large, and perfectly round. It was all covered in ice, and in the center was a large, car sized crystal. It had many different colorations, and seam to be made of numerous rare materials. Sandy quickly got up and look around with here flashlight, noticing the odd crystal.

"That is beautiful!" said Sandy, staring at the Crystal, of which displayed every color on the rainbow based on were light hit it.

Joe stood up slowly, and said "Holy crap! I wonder how much we could make off of it! Wait, is that, what I think it is?"

Jim walked slowly towards it, waving the flashlight to see the colors the large crystal displayed around the room off of itself. he then pulled out a small magnet, which instantly stuck to the side of the crystal.

He then thought about it, and replied "I think it may be the meteor. But... it's made of something odd."

The three walked up to it, and Sandy noticed a structure within the crystal. Upon closer inspection, it looked like a ball in the crystal, with the mark of three butterflies.

"Take a look at this!" she said, shining the light on the structure, making it glow.

Jim came over, and said, "That's odd..." He then looked further to the side and saw another one, but with one with three apples on it, "Wait, are those, apples?"

Joe stared at the crystal pondering over how much money he would have, when he noticed one on his side. He shined his flashlight on it, and it glowed, showing a mark of a cloud with a rainbow lightning bolt on it.

"Woa man, this is freaky." said Joe.

Suddenly, the entire crystal light up in a bright purple, and the three slipped backwards spontaneously. Suddenly, it flashed colors all around, luckily not inducing seizures on any of them. Then, they felt vibrating, as a voice spoke:

"Pinkie! Don't do that!"

"Sorry!"

"What's going on?!"

"The Elements! They're reacting on their own!"

"Elements?" asked Jim out loud,

What the hay?!

Let's get out of here!

IT'S GONNA BLOW!

Suddenly, it felt like a pressure wave hit all of them, as light flashed and Sandy, Joe, and Jim flew back from the crystal. Then, they flew down another ice covered tunnel out of the room.

And then, everything blacked out.

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Jim opened his eyes slowly, and saw the full moon above. Upon quickly remembering what happened, he realized he wasn't in a cave and sat up hastily, noticing something odd about how his hand and feet felt.

"Joe?! Sandy?!" He asked.

"Jim! Your awake!" said the voice he recognized as Sandy.

"Should we tell him yet?"

Jim looked over, and saw a pink maned, yellow pony. It looked realistic enough, other than it's features being off, and he noticed a pair of wings in it's back, which immediately set off a mental alarm. Then there was it talking to him.

"Jim, don't panic." said the pony, as the voice sounded like Sandy, "But we've, um, made some change to our anatomy's..."

Jim replied, "What?! Wait... oh okay. Wait, no. What?!"

Suddenly, a blue pony, with a rainbow mane of which he never knew a pony could have, came over. He also noticed it too had wings, and a picture of a rainbow lightning bolt on it's flank.

"Jim, buddy..." it said, sounding like Joe

Jim began mistakingly making a office reference, as he looked down at his body and said "No! No, god! No god please no! No! NO NO NO! NO!"

The, Sandy sighed, "Well, at least your orange."

Jim stared, and saw a body of a Orange pony. he then shrieked, and yelled "WERE ARE MY CLOTHES?!"

Joe quickly replied, "It's alright, they are right over here. But they were wet, and since our genitals are pretty much gone, I figured it'd be alright to let them out to dry. Although I am not certain we should return to society like thi-"

Joe was suddenly cut off by Jim yelled "WHY ARE WE NAKED?!"

Sandy replied, "Wait, isn't your uncle a nudist anyways?"

Jim yelled louder, "THAT DOESN'T MAKE THIS OKAY!!!"

Joe replied, "Chill, chill..."

Jim replied, "WHY DO I HAVE A TATTOO OF APPLES ON MY BUTTOX?!?! WHY DO I HAVE A TAIL?!?! He then shot into a mental recollection of events for a second. He remember from a friend of his, a self proclaimed 'brony', whom showed him some photos. He put too and too together, and remember what that orange My Little Pony looked like.

"Guys" started Jim breathing heavily with wide eyes, "Were freaking My Little Ponies."

"Ohhh, oh, oh, ohhh... okay..." Said Joe, realizing that they were real life My Little Ponies.

Jim stood up, and began trotting away aimlessly with little balance, and Joe said "Jim, don't leave, Jim don't leave... JIIIIM! I LOVE YOU"

Jim turned around, "NO! I'm F***ing done! I'm F***ING DONE!"

Sandy just watched, as Joe replied "No your not!"

Jim retorted "THIS IS BULLS***! THIS IS F***ING BULLS***!!!"

Joe began trotting toward Jim, but fell, and got tangled in some plants, "I can't get off!"

Jim then almost lost it "WHAT IS THIS?!?!?!"

"I CAN'T GET OFF!" said Joe, as Sandy began chuckling.

"WHAT IS THIS?!?!?!" yelled Jim again.

Joe looked at his stuck hoof, and said "I'm stuck!"

Jim Responded with "WHAT IS MY LIFE?!?!?! ..... I can't do it Joe!"

Joe replied "I can't either!" tuggin on his stuck hoof.

Jim slammed his hoof on the ground, "I can't F***ing do it!!!"

Joe slammed his free hoof on the ground, "Well I'll tell you what Jim! You can give up now! Or you can figure this out! Because I can't do it without you! And I certainly know you can't do it without me!"

Jim breathed heavily, and replied "Thanks! I appreciate it! BUT LOOK WHAT WERE DEALING WITH MAN!"

"JIM!" yelled Joe.

Jim continued, "You gotta draw the line somewhere!"

"Jim we have-" started Joe being cut off.

"YOU GOTTA DRAW THE F**ING LINE IN THE SAND! AND MAKE A STATEMENT!" Yelled Jim, "You gotta look inside yourself and say, 'What am I willing to put up with today?' NOT F***ING THIS!"

Suddenly, Joe spread his knew found wings, and flapped, getting free and flying into the air at surprisingly high speed, "I'M OFF! I'M SUPERMAN! I believe I can fly! I believe I can touch the sky!"

Then, Joe hit a tree, and fell down. Leaving Sandy to a laughing fit, and Jim breathed in heavily.

As Joe fell down, Sandy held some more laughing, and said "That was a beautiful moment you two just had there."