Rainbow Dash Six New Vegas

"Courier! Courier where are you? C'mon this isn't really the time for pranks!" Rainbow Dash yelled.

"Rainbow, if this is just a set up for a dumb joke I am going to be very angry with you! I was organizing my favourite fantasy novels when you dragged me out here." Twilight said.

"I promise Twi this isn't a joke!"

"Well if this isn't a joke then where is the alien?" Twilight had a smug look on her face.

"I don't know!"

"Well then if you'll excuse me, I have to stop by Quills and Sofas for more quill ink."

"Well then I'm coming with you!"

"Why?"

"Because... we might find the alien on the way there?"

"If you really have nothing better to do."

"Ohcrapohcrapohcrapohcrap!!! Runningrunningrunningrunning!!!"

The Courier and Lyra ran in the opposite direction of the pitchfork and torch wielding mob, which was basically everypony in the market except for the owner of the pitchfork and torches stall, who was enjoying his new found wealth.

"What are we gonna do?" Asked Lyra as she and the Courier outran the mob.

"I'm pretty good at sneaking, we could try that. We just need to get out of their line of sight."

They turned into an alleyway, then into another alleyway which stemmed from that alleyway, and crouched down next to the wall.

"Where is it?"

"It's probably somewhere real sneaky, like a haystack or bench or something."

"Hey! There it is! Over there by the wall! Its got Lyra!"

The Courier activated his terrifying presence.

"TO OPPOSE ME IS BLASPHEMY! IT WILL NOT GO UNANSWERED! I SHALL WREATH YOU IN FLAME AND BURN YOU TO A CINDER! NONE WHO LIVE SHALL SURVIVE THE FLAME!"

The ponies in the angry mob screamed and ran of in any and all directions.

"Wow. That was pretty wizard!"

"Fuck yeah it was pretty wizard!" The Courier and Lyra brohoofed victoriously.