Celestia's Unread (And Hopefully Forgotten) Letters.
Dear Reader,
Ah, well Spike... He's always had an issue that Twilight may have never realized... Accidentally digesting some of the letters instead of burping em' out. Well, it was probably for the better. After that foolish Twilight mixed up a few words in her silly little magic trick... well... then there was a dead baby dragon. SOOO yeah, errr, since Spike signed some kind of thingy about being an organ donor, he was taken to the Ponyville laboratory. A few minutes after Dr. Saddleman and Professor Manesmith began the operation, they found a gazillion letters in Spike's kidneys! I don't even know how, but the letters managed to stay in mint condition. Go ahead, I guess I'll let you read my kinda embarrassing letters. No big deal... JUST DO IT BEFORE I CHANGE MY MIND!!!
PS: Luna just asked me if mint condition letters taste like mints. She has a lot to learn.
Yours truly-ish,
Princess Celestia
12 Chapters:
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- Luna Told Me That I Should Become A Hipster 2013-03-12 00:42:06 UTC92
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- Discord is Discriminating Against Ponies That Have Lactose Intolerance 2013-03-16 17:24:26 UTC127
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- The Ultimate Test of Laziness 2013-04-14 20:46:16 UTC299
- Luna, Where Did You Put The Answers To The Ultimate Test of Laziness?! 2013-05-15 02:08:02 UTC289
- 101 Ways to Punish a Mischievous Pony 2013-11-27 23:32:43 UTC239
- A Little Alliteration 2014-05-23 00:44:36 UTC116