Ugh, ugh, and ugh

                                                    Twilight Sparkle gets up from her bed. Her mane was a huge mess. She groans and walks up to her mirror. Rarity would faint if her mane looked like that. She lazily grabbed her brush with her magic, and combs away the tangles from her mane. Then her phone rings. She picks it up.

"Hello?" She asks tiredly.

"Hello,Twilight." Twilight recognized that angellic, soft voice. None other than Princess Celestia, her life-long mentor and guide.

"I need you to be prepared-No, not now. When I'm done!"

"Is something wrong princess?"

"Oh, sorry. SOMEPONY keeps bugging me. Anyway, for the next few years or so, you'll be living with-DAMMIT DISCORD!"

"hehe."

"Do you just want to call back?" Twilight asked.

"No, I'm fine. Anyhow, you'll be living with King Sombra, Discord, and Queen Crysalis."

"WHAT? why?" Twilight asked.

"For the hell of it," Discord answered.

"Knock it off, Discord!" Luna screams in the backround.

"Ugh, fine. I'll go to the nerd's home."

Twilight didn't say anything. She sighed as she put the phone back in it's place. There was nothing she could do. Her ears almost popped off of her head when she heard Spike scream. They're here. Twilight thought dully.

"TWIIIIIIIIIILIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!" Spike screamed. She walked down the stairs, tripping and falling on her face. She woke up on the wrong side of the bed.

"I'm coming!" After what seemed like ten ages, she finally reaches the end of the staircase.

"Yes?" she asked Spike.

Spike pointed at the door. There stood Queen Crysalis, King Sombra, and Discord behind the door peeking at the window.

Twilight sighs and walks over to the door and opens it. Discord was laughing. "What did you do?"

"Nothiiiing."

"You did something," she said.

"I only told Shining Armor that we'd live with you."

Rainbow Dash was in the backround clearing some clouds. She watched carefully. What is that mare doing? She thought to herself.

As soon as Discord, Queen Crysalis, and King Sombra walked inside, Rainbow Dash, Shining Armor, and Cadence all ran inside. (Shining Armor and Cadence teleported there as soon as they heard the news.)

"There's NO way I'm letting YOU guys live with my sister!" Shining Armor said.

"Well buck! I was planning on having a four-way with them later!" Discord says sarcasticly.

Well that was enough to rage Shining Armor. He ran towards Discord."AWW HELLL NO!!" He screamed.

"You frickin' pedo!" Rainbow Dash screamed.

Discord was standing on one of Twilight's highest bookshelves. Soon, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Rarity, and Apple Jack all ran in to see the commotion.

"What's going on here?" Apple Jack asked.

"Oh, good! You're all here! NOW LET'S READ TWILIGHT'S DIARY, SHALL WE?" Discord asked.

Twilight gasped. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" She was trying to climb the bookshelf to reach the diary.

"Let's read yesterday's entry."

"NOT THAT OONE!" Twilight screamed.

"Dear Diary, Today was weird. I was reading one of my books when I heard a noise. I thought nothing of it and I just continued reading the book. I heard it again. I walk up to Spike's room to- t-to!" Discord starts cracking up.

"To f-find him clopping to nude pictures of Rarity!" He starts full-out laughing. "I-I wasn't sure of what to d- do so I ignored it and just walked away. I just decided to make my own lunch figuring that there'd probaly be dragon jizz in my food if Spike made it!" Discord was laughing hard. "This is priceless!"

Rarity passed out.

"Oh, what's this? You wrote about today too?"

"Don't.You.Dare." Twilight said.

"Today Celestia assigned me to live with Queen Chrysalis, Discord, and King Sombra. Let's start off with Queen Crysalis. A few weeks ago she tried to 'Get down' with my brother. Discord is just an asshole.He m-" He starts laughing again. "He molests my friends and me, makes ponyville look like shit, and then I regret turning him into stone.Why? Well I've been turned into stone before, it's not paradise. And then there's King Sombrero who just growled and scared the crystal ponies. So I have to live with a slut and two assholes. Let's see how well this goes....."

"You should be a comedian, Twilight." Discord said.

"That's it, I'm leaving." Shining Armor said.He left Twilight's house. Cadence and Twilight's friends followed.

King Sombra closed the door. "It begins," he said.