Ugh, ugh, and ugh

by JeromeSaur

Chapter 2: Chaos

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Twilight sighed. King Sombra ran to the kitchen to max on Spike's gems. Queen Chrysalis was playing with her hooves.

"So, do your legs whistle when you fly? Can you even fly?" Discord suddenly asks Queen Chrysalis.

She gives him a dirty look.

"Sorrry miss butthurt."

Then he walks over to Twilight, who was cleaning up the books Discord knocked off the shelf when he jumped on it.

"What're you doing?"

"Cleaning. Maybe you've heard of it?"

"Perhaps," Discord said.

She sighed. "I can already tell that this is NOT going to end well."

"Divaaaa."

"What?"

"Nothing."

"Something."

"Maybe."

"Well, I don't even care."

"This is so boring. You live like this every day?"

"Yes.." Twilight chose her words carefully.

"Ugh, you need some spice in your life!"

"Oh no."

"Oh yeah." A toothy grin crept up on Discord's face.He snapped his lion paw. The room flooded with yellow goo.

"Ew! What even is this?" Twilight asked.

"I don't know," Discord said.

"What do you mean 'You don't know'?"

"It's just...Goo."

Discord turned his head to see Queen Chrysalis looking in horror as goo went through her hooves.

"What the hell is this?" She asked.

King Sombra ran out of the kitchen. "FIIIIIIIIRRRE!!" He screamed.

"What?!" Twilight asked.

"Apparently, this goo is extremely flammable.." Discord said, with a frown.

Spike ran out of the kitchen as well.

"WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY IT WAS FLAMMABLE?!" Twilight asked.

"How was I supposed to know?"

"That doesn't matter now, we have to escape!" Queen Chrysalis shouted.

Fire spread across the library quickly. They were soon all trapped in a corner.

"Fucking Discord.." King Sombra said under his breath..

Twilight sighed. "Well, I guess this is the end..."

Discord snapped his fingers.  A fire extinguisher appeared in his hands. He pressed the lever and white stuff appeared all over the place.

Soon, the fire and the goo was gone. Twilight sighed of relief.

"OK, no more flammable goo alowed."

They all nodded their heads in agreement.

Later that day...

Twilight and her new house-guests decided that it'd be good if they just took a walk outside, and so Twilight can have her picnic with her friends.

The picnic was being held at their usual picnic spot, by that certain lake.

There was a checkered cloth on the floor, and Twilight's friends were setting up the picnic.

"Hi Twilight!" Pinkie Pie said, oblivious to King Sombra, Discord, and Queen Chrysalis.

"Oh...Them.." Rainbow Dash said disapprovingly.

"Oh? You seem upset," Discord said.

Rainbow Dash rolled her eyes and continued to eat her daisy sandwich.

"Well I don't see the problem here," Discord said.

Rarity was sitting in her couch that she sat in when she was wailing like a drama queen.

"I do."

"What's the problem then?"

"I LEFT OPAL ALONE AT HOME WITH SWEETIE BELLE AND HER FRIENDS!!!!" Rarity proceeded to wail like a maniac.

"Screaming fillies in 3...2....-"

"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

They all turn their heads towards the three running fillies, The cutie mark crusaders.

"RAAAAARITYYYYYYYY!!!!" Sweetie Belle screamed.

"What are THEY doing here!??" They all screamed more and ran away.

"Nice meeting you too!"

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