Ugh, ugh, and ugh

                              Twilight sighed. "Ya know Discord, I think we should just go back to ponyville," Twilight said, looking disappointed.

"What? Why?"

"We have no choice. Ponies are just going to keep chasing us."

"What about Shining Armor?"

"Well, we'll come up with something. "

"Oh, alright then." Discord snaps his lion paw and teleports to Twilight's home.

King Sombra sat in the middle of the room, staring. In better words, he looked rather surprised. He gulped. "Did you guys run into a red pony in manehattan?"

"Yes," Discord says slowly. "Why?"

King Sombra smiles. "Oh, no reason...."

Just then, Shining Armor busts in, dragging Queen Chrysalis. " You're not a good liar, Queen." Queen Chrysalis sheepishly smiles.

"Discord, I wanna know why you had the BALLS to kiss my sister right in front of me! I mean really!!! First of all, I'm not even supposed to see her first kiss, and second you're like, ten million years old, ya pedophile!!!!!"

"That's offensive. I have no age. And besides, it was MY first kiss too."

"Wait, wait. Then how'd you know how to kiss Twilight?" Cadence asked.

"A while back King Sombra and I used to watch A LOT of romance movies."

"Wait..what? You guys were gay?" Cadence asked.

"Nooooo! My sister Eris used to force us to watch stupid romance movies!!"

Cadence accidentally snorts. Then, Eris teleports there. "They are NOT stupid!"

"Yeah they are!"

"Nuh-uh!"

"Really? Twilight Sparkle? Those were only the gayest of gay movies."

"HOW DARE YOU!!!????"

"How dare I."

"ENOUGH!" Shining Armor screams. "NO ONE GIVES TWO SHITS ABOUT GAY MOVIES!!!! I WANNA KNOW WHY THE FUCK DISCORD KISSED MY FUCKING SISTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Everyone stares at Shining Armor. Shining Armor frowns. "Ooops?"

"I kissed her 'cause  I wanted to. Does that answer your question?"

"That's a pathetic answer, Discord." Discord glances at King Sombra angrily.

"You're fucking lucky I'm letting you date my sister."

"AH! NOW YOOOU KNOW HOW IT FEELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Shining Armor shouts. "WWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!"

Cadence starts laughing.

"What did you do?"

"I gave him some beer. We're going to go now. Good luck you two!" Cadence says as she drags Shining Armor away.

"You should go too Eris." Discord says.

"Oo someone wants some "alone" time!" Discord frowns. Eris kisses King Sombra on the cheek and hugs Discord. "See you guys later." Eris brofists Queen Chrysalis and Twilight and then teleports away.

Queen Chrysalis sighs. "That was Craaaazzzyyy."

"Yeah," Discord agrees.

"Well cheers to another looong day." King Sombra says. "Goodnight everypony."

"Goodnight." everyone else says.

Twilight walks to her bed. Discord jumps on the bed. Twilight  gives Discord a surprised look. "What're you doing?"

"Weeelll I AM your coltfriend, right?"

"Yes."

"Then I should sleep here with you!" Twilight smiles.

"Of course." She crawls on to the bed. "Goodnight."

"Goodnight." Discord and Twilight both fall asleep. The days ahead will be less eventful, until that one day when Celestia finds a home in which Discord, King Sombra, and Queen Chrysalis can live in individually.