Ugh, ugh, and ugh

Discord and Twilight walk to the carnival. Discord looks at everypony playing. "This is sooo booooooooring."

"Oh no."

Discord snaps his lion paw. A giant pile of poop appears on the roller coaster. Ponies start screaming. "AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!" Discord starts laughing.

"Discord!? Where did you even get that shit?"

"I don't know."

"Take it away!"

"Fine." He snaps both fingers and the smelly shit disappears and instead it starts raining candy. Immediately, kids pick up the candy, unwrap it, and eat it. They spit the candy out. The candy was shit. Discord starts laughing out loud.

"Priceless!!!!!"

Twilight sighs. It starts raining. "Let's just go."

"Ok."

Discord snapped his lion paw and Twilight and Discord disappeared. They landed in Manehattan.

"Manehattan?" Twilight asked. "I always wanted to go here!"

"Well now you're he-"

Twilight gasps.

"What's wrong?"

Twilight points to a sign that says "Wanted:Dead or alive. Reward 7,000,000 bits" And has a picture of Discord and Twilight.

"Oh."

Suddenly, three mares teleport, a yellow, orange, and red one. Twilight gasps. "Yooou!" Twilight says surly.

"Oh, Twilight Sparkle! Long time no see, eh?" The red unicorn says.

Twilight frowns.

"Well, Twilight. We heard that Princess Celestia is looking for you and... him." The orange unicorn says.

"And she's paying big money." The yellow unicorn states, with a big grin on her face.

"Dafuq is going on here?" Discord asks.

"These whores are my life-long enemies." Twilight points at the red pony. "That's Crimson. Her two lackeys are Canary and naranja."

"Oh."

"Well, Twilight, I'd rather be a whore than kiss that thing!"

"I am not a thing. I am a draconequus. I also have a gender, you know. And anyway, I'd like to see what kind of pussies your colt-friends are."

"Ugh! How dare you?! Azul is quarter-back jock guy!" Crimson says.

"He already sounds like a pussy."

"No!!! AAAAZZZZUUUUULLLLL!!!!!!" Immediately, a blue unicorn stallion appeared.

"What's wro- AHHHHHHHH!!!! WHAT IS THAT???!!!!" Azul starts running away.

"My point exactly."

"W-whatever! He still has big balls!"

"On which planet?"

Crimson screams. "C'mon Naranja and Canary, I don't even want  the money!" The three unicorns walk away.

"Thanks, Discord."

"My pleasure."