Ugh, ugh, and ugh

         Twilight sighed as she walked down the road to her home. When she reached home, she was VERY surprised.

"Holy shit!" The entire house was sparkling clean.

"Surprise!" Discord, King Sombra, and Queen Chrysalis shouted.

"What's all of this?"

"Really? Isn't it obvious?" Queen Chrysalis said under her breath. "Well, it's for all the hard work you do!" Queen Chrysalis stares directly at Discord with a look that said "Try me".

"Aw, guys, you shouldn't have!"

"Come on Twilight! You and Spike work ALL day!" Discord said. He stared right back at Queen Chrysalis. King Sombra saw where all of this was going.

"You know Twilight-" Queen Chrysalis said before having a giant bagel  shoved in her mouth by King Sombra.

"Do not Queen."

"I FFFWILLLE!"

He shook his head. "No. Not yet. It has to happen ON IT'S OWN." He said looking at her.

"Fut IZ SSSO OBVIOUS!"

"Sooner or later IT will happen. Don't ruin it by talking."

Twilight was texting Rarity. Somehow, Rarity fangirl screamed through the phone even though Twilight was only texting her.

They all look at Twilight.

Twilight frowned. "Well, I gotta go. See you guys later?"

"Sure."

Twilight ran to Rarity's house.

"Oh my stars, Twilight! It's sooooo obvious!!"

Twilight was about to reply when Rainbow Dash walked in. "What's so obvious?"

"Nothing!" Rarity and Twilight both said.

Rainbow Dash looked at the two unicorns doubtfully. "What's going on?"

"Do you REALLY want to know?"

"Yes."

"Well Di-" Twilight shoved a giant marshmallow in Rarity's mouth. "SMORD MAS MA MUSH MONNN TWIIMIGHT."

"What?"

"Nothiiiiing." Twilight said.

Rainbow Dash looked at her two friends. "Is it something about Discord? That's all I heard."

Rarity nodded her head and swallowed the marshmallow. "I said-"

"NOTHING!"

A smug smile appeared on Rainbow Dash's face. "Twilight, do you like Discord?"

"NO! It's the other way around!"

Rainbow Dash started laughing out loud.

"Priceless!"

Twilight sighed. "Well, see you guys later, I guess."

"Bye!"