Ugh, ugh, and ugh

Twilight woke up the next morning to find Discord staring intently at her.

"What are you doing?"

"Studying."

"Me?"

"Yes."

"Why?"

"Because I swear, you have some weird-ass dreams."

"I agree. But how do you know?"

"You were making faces the entire time."

Twilight crawled out of bed.

"How do you not have a hangover?"

"I don't know."

Twilight sighs.

"I'll go wake up the others."

"Ok."

Twilight knocks on Queen Chrysalis's door.

"Wake u-"

"I'm awake."

"Can I come in?"

"Sure."

Twilight walks inside Queen Chrysalis's room.

"Is something wrong?"

"No."

"Are you sure?'

Queen Chrysalis sighed. She handed Twilight her phone. Twilight gasps.

"Wh-wha?"

"Who would do that?"

Twilight looked at her phone. There was porn of Queen Chrysalis and King Sombra.

"And I'm bleeding in the picture!" She said almost throwing up. "And look at this one."

"OH GOD OH WHY OH GOD OH WHY OH GOD OH WHY OH GOD OH WHY?!"

Twilight almost threw up.  " That's fucked up."

"I know."

"Let's just go eat breakfast."

"Good idea."

Twilight wakes up King Sombra. Discord is waiting downstairs.

"G'morning everyone."

"Good morning."

"Some pedo has a fetish for drawing porn of us." Queen Chrysalis said.

"What?"

Queen Chrysalis showed him both pictures.

"EW! That looks painful.."

"Well I'm going to Rarity's"

"Why?"

"She texted me about something she wants to discuss."

"Well see you later, Twi."

"Bye!"

Twilight walks to Rarity's boutique.

"Hi Rarity!"

"Oh, hi darling. You got the text, I suppose."

Twilight nodded her head.

"I know you may feel embarrassed, and denial, but I think Discord likes you."

Twilight turns red. "Why would you say that?"

"He's always just SO nice to you. Trust me, I know a crush when I see one."

"I doubt that. I mean, he's really nice and all, but I doubt that he likes me."

"Why do you say that?"

"I never had anypony ever like me before..."

"Just think about last night. He had you trapped in a corner!"

"He was drunk!"

"Maybe he does like you and always hides it! And maybe when he was drunk, he didn't hide it at all!"

Twilight suddenly realizes something. "You are right..."

"How do you know?"

"Last night he..."

"He what?"

"He slept with me... I thought he was drunk so I didn't do anything.. He was also watching me sleep.."

Rarity fangirl screams.

"Oh my Celestia, Twilight! You have found 'The One'!"

Twilight sighs. "I'll see you later then.."

"Alright! Bye!"

Twilight thought about it. Was she falling for Discord?