Ugh, ugh, and ugh

Twilight looked at Discord in surprise. It's odd, she was expecting it yet, she was still surprised. Discord sighed.

"Yeah, yeah I'm an old geezer and-" Twilight interrupts.

"No, you're not. You're eternal. You have no age."

Discord looked at Twilight. He was very surprised.

" And you know Discord.." Twilight pauses for a moment. She was very nervous. "Y-you know. I- I love you too."

Discord didn't resist. He grabbed Twilight by the jaw and kissed her.

Suddenly, Shining Armor and Cadence conveniently walk in right when Discord decided to kiss Twilight.

"So Twilight I was wondering if-" Shining Armor walks in the house.

Twilight faints in Discord's arms.

"What the hell?" Shining Armor was calm, but fucking surprised.

"...."

"WHAT THE HELL IS THIS SHIT???!!!!"

Discord shrugs. "At least it's not that picture."

"FUCK YOU!"

"Don't you know it's a fucking- NO PUN INTENDED- picture?"

"FUCK YEAH!"

"Then what's the problem?"

"Did you really just say that?" Cadence asked.

"YOU WERE FUCKING FUCK FUCK KISSING MY FUCKING SISTER!!!!" D:

"Oh yeah.... You guys kind of killed the moment..."

"FUUUUUCKKKKK YYYYOUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!"  Shining Armor charges towards Discord. Discord jumps on that highest shelf that he always jumps on. Discord was holding Twilight in his arms.

"Well, I gotta go!" Discord snaps his lion paw and disappears. Shining Armor was chasing right behind Discord. Queen Chrysalis, King Sombra, and Spike all bumped into Shining Armor on "accident".

"Spike, grab all of the groceries, and go to Rarity's!" Queen Chrysalis shouts. Spike doesn't hesitate. He snatches all of the bags and runs to Rarity's house. Queen Chrysalis and King Sombra run towards Discord and Twilight.

"Let me guess: You tried to pull a smooth move, Shining Armor busted in, Twilight fainted, and you guys are running away." King Sombra said.

"Yes."

"FUCKING TELEPORT!" Queen Chrysalis shouted as Shining Armor was running close behind.  Discord snapped his fingers and teleported, but Queen Chrysalis and King Sombra were left there.

"Oooh yeah.." King Sombra said with a sly smile, looking at Queen Chrysalis.

"No."

"Aaawww. D:"

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Discord teleported to an unfamiliar street. He sighed. He walked over to a store named "Target". He put  Twilight on a bench.

And waited.

And waited. Twilight finally woke up. Discord turned his head.

"W-what happened?" Twilight asked.

"I kissed you when Shining Armor appeared out of nowhere and then you fainted. "

"Oh. Where are we now?"

Discord shrugs. "I don't know."

Twilight gets off of the bench. "Well I'm not going to just sit around."  Discord walks off of the bench.

"What do we do now?"

"Well there's a carnival over there."

Discord smiles. "Let's go."