The Best Clopfic Ever

There once was a tentacle monster, but then something happened after traversing through some woods (apparently) and he ended up in Equestria. This monster was me, because it's my story and I want it to be so. And because it is me, the instant I was brought to Equestria, I decided that I would like to to have sexual relations with the ponies, except that they were all like, "No, we like celibacy and shit," which was a total downer because of all the clopfics I read.

The ponies then tried to convert me, the tentacle monster, into some celibate being, which is totally unbecoming of a tentacle monster. Who has ever heard of a tentacle monster not having sex with their appendages? Well, that was the way it was. Still, their arguments were very convincing and I, being the monster, decided that they were right because tentacle monsters are very susceptible to peer pressure, primarily because the brains of a tentacle monster aren't really that phenomenal. So it was easy for the ponies to convince me to not have my way with them.

After learning that having rough sex with unconsenting mares was a bad thing, the fact that I was a tentacle monster no longer seemed appropriate. This led me to despise my form. Yes, you could even go on to say that I hated it.

So, with a heavy heart, I approached Celestia, pleading to her to change my cursed entity to something less intimidating, and most of all, something not monster or tentacle like. At first she refused, but after seeing the fact that I was super sad and had no friends because they didn't like being associated with a tentacle monster, she agreed to change my form into something else. But not a pony, because that would be just ridiculous. So, she changed me into a dragon. A powerful dragon.

Problem was, even after changing my form, some things could not be changed and I ended up having five penises, with rotors over each one, an unfortunate side effect. So, here I was, a super strong dragon with ten penises and helicopter blades extended out from each one. Another unfortunate side effect was that my memory got erased and I forgot the precious lessons that the ponies taught me about celibacy. This led me to sudden lust for the ponies once more, and with ten penises that kept hovering at a decent distance from the ground, I was going to satisfy my helicopter-dicks one way or another.

I was gonna sex the mares. All of them. After all, dragons are greedy. And because I was special, I had pheromones that made them unable to resist my manly monsterly dragonly musk.

The ponies never stood a chance.

But another side effect was that I also attracted male dragons, who would have surprise butt-sex with me whenever I was not paying attention. Despite having massive cocks with rotor blades, a dragon's sphincter is actually quite small as when a dragon shits, he shits out mostly dust because of all the jewels and crap they eat. As a result, they split me open quite roughly and eventually I died of blood loss because that's what happens when you try to put a large thing in a small space.

But at least the pony sex was fun while it lasted.

Oh, and I used bananas at some point because Celestia likes bananas and rotor-dick. She's kinky like that.