The Best Clopfic Ever

[21:38] [@Wlah] deathtap in equestria: the terrifying tale of a tentacle monster that got lost in the woods and ended up in a world of magical ponies

[21:38] [deathtap] oh. my. god.

[21:38] [Kawa] Heh.

[21:38] [Kawa] I'd read that.

[21:38] [Warmaisach] ...wlah.... that idea is pretty good actually

[21:38] [Kawa] Plenty holes to go 'round.

[21:39] [@Wlah] being naturally celibate, the ponies start teaching death about the virtues of celibacy

[21:39] [Static_Shock] With Wlah in the role of "innocent" bystander #12

[21:39] [deathtap] Fuck that

[21:39] [deathtap] lol

[21:39] [deathtap] This

[21:39] [@Wlah] after achieving enlightenment deathtap starts hating his own form

[21:39] [deathtap] This is going to be written

[21:39] [Warmaisach] not so innocent after the tentacle monster is finished

[21:39] [@Wlah] eventually getting celestia to change his form

[21:39] [@Wlah] into that of a powerful dragon

[21:39] [deathtap] With a huge penis?

[21:39] [Kawa] Five of them.

[21:39] Kawa

[21:39] [Warmaisach] with helicopoter blades attached to them

[21:39] [@Wlah] yes, that was an unfortunate side effect

[21:40] Kawa

[21:40] [deathtap] I'm liking this fic.

[21:40] [Nighthawk_imac] hmmm

[21:40] [@Wlah] by transforming deathtap, he also loses his memory

[21:40] [deathtap] Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[21:40] [Nighthawk_imac] you know what'd be funny

[21:40] [@Wlah] and thus, his recollection of the v irtue of celibacy

[21:40] [@Wlah] making him a horny beast

[21:40] [@Wlah] and dragons are greedy

[21:40] [@Wlah] EOS

[21:40] [Kawa] Horned AND horny dragon :D

[21:40] [deathtap] Wlah: You should be a clop writer.

[21:40] [Archonix] And thus Equestria learned to sex.

[21:41] [Nighthawk_imac] a fic where a BiE went insane because he was trying very hard not to have impure thoughts, in fear that the ponies would disapprove

[21:41] [Warmaisach] the only thing to stop him is giving him more penises?

[21:41] [Kawa] I'd read that, really. Except for the helicopter blades.

[21:41] [Warmaisach] hey! helicopter blades are awesome

[21:41] [Kawa] Not on yo dick.

[21:41] [Warmaisach] you never heard of a helicopter dick?

[21:41] [Kawa] I want Mature Sex, not Mature Gore!

[21:41] [Kawa] And no, not Mature Sex/Gore either.

[21:42] [@Wlah] yeah

[21:42] [@Wlah] it turns out deathtap actually reeks special dragon pheremones

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[21:42] [@Wlah] as another side effect from the tentacle days

[21:42] [@Wlah] and horrifyingly finds it really, really turns male dragons on

[21:43] == Warmaisach has changed nick to Warmaisach|SleepOnDesk

[21:43] [@Wlah] by the end of the story, deathtap is slowly dying, and a final "tap" results in death

[21:43] [@Wlah] bad end

[21:44]  * Nighthawk_imac shrugs