Trumpets

Chapter 11

   I will fast forward the week as nothing important or exciting happened. At my final day, my FINAL FUCKING DAY as a pony, it all went down the shitter.

   Oh boy, where shall I begin on this riveting tale? Eh, I'll just start from when I woke up. I got a lot of time to write, any way.

   So I woke up like any normal day. It was noon and Twilight didn't bother to wake me up due to my stubborn attitude a few days earlier. I was quite the douce.

   I stretched and rubbed the sleep from my enlarged eyes and got out of the bed. I clopped (That's what I call walking in this pony body) to the door and opened it.

   I still don't understand how I can grip things. I'm going with magic.

   Oh, and I asked Celestia. She only laughed at me like I was a retard.

   I clopped down the stairs and made my way towards the kitchen area were Twilight (Mostly Spike) leaves breakfast- really lunch- out for me. They seem to be making me eat more then the normal person would, as I always find the plate filled as much as it could be.

   In this body, my taste buds were altered, as well. So, Dandelions as Daffodils taste pretty good. I was hesitant at Dandelions, because I knew they were mildly poisonous. (I used to read a lot).

   Twilight, per usual, was reading, and Spike was cleaning. I was eating then probably going back to sleeping.

   I ate and was clopping back to my room when Twilight called me. "Oh, Trumpets! I have a letter for you!" she floated over a letter to me.

   I grabbed it and read it.

            Trumpets

         Luna and I will change you back to a human today. We will be teleporting you around noon, as soon as I make my sister.

                                      Celestia.

   'Great,' I thought, not sarcastically. 'Wait, noon?'

   I started to feel myself being teleported. "What the fu-!"

   I arrived at the palace, inside the throne room. A chippy Celestia and a tired Luna  were there. Luna obviously rather be sleeping. 'Princess of the night problems.'

   "Ah, there you are!" Celestia said.

   "Yes, here I am after you teleported me here," I replied." what a shocker!"

   "Yes. Well, we shall change you back."

   "Yes, indeed," Luna added in a tired voice.

   "Not sure if I trust a tired princess with magic," I said.

   "Shush," Celestia replied as her horn glowed. "This time, Luna will provide a spell so you feel no pain."

   "Nice."

   Just as she was about to do the spell, there was a loud 'Boom!' heard.

"Dafuq?"

   "What was that?" Celestia asked aloud.

   "Not sure. Sounded bad," I answered.

   "Indeed," added Luna.

   A panting Pegasus came in, "Pr-princess! It's... It's Discord! He's free!" he managed to spit out.

   Luna and Celestia became wide eyed. "What? How?!?" they both asked.

   "I... I don't know! He broke free of his stone!"

   "Who the fuck is this bitch?" I asked. And, as on cue, a weird creature walked in. He looked like a bunch of miss matched animals mixed together. He looked weird, but awesome.

   "He is I," he said.

   "Oh. 'Sup?" I said to him, nonchalantly.

   He blinked. "What?"

   "What is up?"

   "Uh, are you not afraid of me?"

   "Fuck no! You look fucking awesome!"

   "Fuck? That word... No, you can't be. Are you, by any chance, a human?"

   How did he know? "Yup. Born and raised."

   He grew a smile. "That explains why I got free. So much chaos in you creatures."

   "God, do I know it. We're a horrid breed."

   "Don't you wish to know who I am?"

   "Not to be mean, but I care just as much as you care about my mothers birthday."

   "Well, I am Discord, God of Chaos."

   "Cool. So, lemme guess. You're gonna tell these two your plan, and probably trap them in some way. You may have a deal, they don't take it, and then you try to defeat them and rule this land?"

   He blinked again. "Actually, yes."

   "Got it. What's these two's trump card? Who else is gonna show up and ultimately defeat you?"

   He smiled. "The Elements."

   "Uh, like air and fire and shit?"

   "No, the Elements of Harmony."

   "The opposite of Chaos. Alright. Since their Harmony, their probably not going to kill you. But that doesn't me I won't. You seem like a threat, and these two are princesses. Y'all gon' die, son."

   His grin widened. "You think you can kill me? I am the god of chaos, and you are the reason I am out as you brought your worlds chaos here."

   "Listen, bro. I am the only one here. Unless this place is so damn goody goody that te small amount I... Brought here was a lot compared to anything else, them I didn't do shit. Killing you?" I shrugged. "It's worth a shot. Fuck my own life."

   "You have guts," he said. He lunged at me and I didn't have time to move. I was pinned under him and he brought up this lion paw and showed a claw," but you cannot defeat me." He brought down the claw to my neck. He was ready to slice my neck, but with all my might, In pushed him off.

   We were both now at our feet, staring at each other. I was serious as he was grinning. He actually knows how to fight as I am amature.

   He is bigger, better, and stronger. All I have to do is to hold him off.

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   Shit, out of paper! Will finish this tale once I find more!