Trumpets

Chapter 13

   "What are you?" was the first question I got. It was what I expected, anyway.

   "I am a Human, or Homo Saipan. Yes, to Twilight, Rainbow Dash, and Applejack, I am the creature from the hospital. Next question?"

   "Were are you from?" Rarity asked. 'God, your voice gets annoying.'

   "The planet Earth, Country America,  State New York, City New York. Yes, Earth as in Earth Ponies. Next?"

   The same scheme was going for the next hour almost. Boring questions I already answered to Celestia. I ended up laying on the ground spread in the angel position. The questions finally ceased as I got up. The floor isn't nearly as comfortable as the beds. Listen, the beds are so comfy that I bet of you had sex on them, you'd feel like you're fucking and angel on a cloud in heaven. 'Ok, illogical. Angels are pure. Their virgins. It's impossible. Right?' I don't really know. I quit CCD after awhile.

   "Alright, now that the questions are over with, is there anything anyone wants to say to me before I sleep. I am extremely tired and," I felt my face, were the scratch from the pony body carried over to my real body, was still bleeding, "Need some rest."

   Celestia spoke first. "Tomorrow, we shall hold a ceremony for you. You saved us and defeated our greatest enemy. You will most defiantly be rewarded."

   My eye twitched. 'What the fuck?' "Uhm, not to be a prick, but why should I, a creature from a new land who just held off someone for maybe 30 minutes, get rewarded? Plus, I hate crowds. I don't want this, nor need this."

   "Well, you shall be getting it anyway."

   I sighed. "So, will I be in front of a crowd?" She nodded. "How will they react to me? I'm a weird ass creature. It's like me trying to introduce the Wither Boss with a village. It's not gonna end well"

   She blinked. "What?"

   I wave it off. "Nothing."

   "Well, since they will see you with both princesses, they shouldn't be afraid."

   "So you're waking Luna up early again? Tsk tsk." I sighed again. "Is there anything else?"

   "Yes," Twilight started. "What's your name?"

   "Hunter Suntra, AKA Suns, AKA Trumpets, now known as Odysseus. I don't really want a whole crowd of people knowing my real name. Plus, it insinuates bad things about me. I may just use Trumpets. I don't know."

   "Why Odysseus?"

   I smiled. 'I was waiting for a time to use this line.' "Because I broke through the Trojan Wall."

   "What?"

   "Nothin'. So, anything else?" Silence. "Good. Now, imma go get a maid and get myself a room. 'Night."

   "Actually, Hunter. I have to ask you something." Celestia stopped me.

   I let out an over-exaggerated groan. "Yeeeees?"

   "How would you feel becoming apart of the Royal Guard or a knight?"

   "I would hate it, but, as I feel I would have nothing better to do and have little choice in this matter, will accept it either way. Whatever. I don't want to, but meh. I won't do much, anyway." I didn't let anyone respond as I walked out.

   'Know imma be a knight. Great. Just a better, more honorable way to die.'