Trumpets

Chapter 4

   I woke up to a knocking at my door. I felt like shit and I'm defiantly not a morning person. I was in a cuddling position with my trumpet (not unusual, sadly) and I had a large indent of a trumpet in my chest. That reminded me of how badly I want tattoos to cover my entire body.

   It's funny. Ever since my parents were alive and I was five, I wanted every inch of my body to be covered in tattoos. I wanted sleeves of tattoos just like my father, except I didn't want to be bald like him.

   But I digress.

   The knocking only became louder as I ignored it more and more. "Alright, alright. Hold your horses." (PunPunPunPunPunPunPun!) I chuckled a bit at my own and threw on my only pair of clothing. 'I need to get a new set.' I thought as I put on my completely shit Converse's. I made my way to the door, and opened it to what looked like a maid.

   What I mean by this is that she was wearing a fucking maids outfit.

   'Kinky fucking princesses.'

   "T-the P-Princess wants t-to s-see y-you," she stuttered. Man, do I really look that hideous that I scare almost every pony that come in sight of me?

   "Thanks. I'll make my way there as soon as I get a map."

   "I-I will be t-taking you."

   "alrighty then, Lego!"

   She hesitantly moved and walked down the hall. Again, I wasn't paying one bit of attention since I had more important matters to attend to inside my head. 'I really fucking wish there are pigs here! I need bacon! I wasted all my money on it, and to not being able to eat it anymore will push me to suicide! If not pigs, then at least chicken! And a frying machine. Mmm, and Oreos. I could make deep fried Oreos. Yum!'

   Hey, what do you suspect? I'm an 18 year old kid who rarely ate due to his lack of money, and when I did eat, It was bacon.

   Sooner or later and me on the topic of how the fuck they make 'Deep Fried Kool-Aid' we arrived and was in the presence of the white Princess. (Not Luna, the black one even though she's just a deep blue.) "Thank you for bringing him. You may leave." she said to the maid.

   "Thank you, princess," the maid Bowes and left the room in a full fucking sprint.

   "Sup, princess." I said casually. "Why do you need me?"

   "I would like to ask you more questions."

   I groaned. "Fine, ask away, oh great lord."

   "What is your name?"

   "It's Hunter S. Suntra, or Suns. I will ask you a question. What's your name?"

   "Mine is Princess Celestia."

   "Lemme guess, you control the sun?"

   "Yes I do."

   Fucking wow. "What are you called? I mean, you have a horn and wings, not just one of either."

   "I am called an Alicorn."

   Aw, it's not punny...

   I asked a few more question and she asked me some as well. I learned that there was no king or queen, just princesses. Don't know why, but whatever.

   I was able to walk around the palace without escort, so I was happy for that. Though I wasn't happy about how often I got lost. It's like a new hall/wing appears every time I come to a full circle, and I've been doing that a lot.

   I gave up on trying to explore and asked a maid (who was scared shitless of me) were my room was. Luckily, she knew (kinda odd, but whatever.) and I made it to my room.

   I was overly bored, so I jut decided to play Rusty. It was getting close to night, so I tried to play it very low.

   I started with some simple songs, did a little NOFX (From The Decline and Bob) and then some more. I was tired after awhile and I guessed it was about 8 P.M. 'Forgot how tiring playing can be,' I thought. I put down Rusty and picked out a random book from the shelf. I don't know why, but I couldn't read it. It was in like some sort of gibberish I couldn't comprehend. Well, that's not saying much. I couldn't comprehend that the circle went into the circle hole, not the square, when I was a kid. I closed the book and read the cover. 'The Basics Of Magic.'

   It sucks that I can't read it, cause I'd love to know how to do magic...

   Any who, I got another book THT I COULD ACTUALLY READ and sat on the bed and read.

   "Hello," the voice from last night said from the left of me.

   "Hey Luna," I said back to it. I was hoping it was Luna, or else I would look like a complete imbecile.

   "Hello, Suns," Fuck yea! Got it right! I put down the book and tossed it on the floor, like a boss, and turned to face the dark Luna. "You promised me a talk?"

   "Yea, sure. Why not? Beats being bored," I said back. 'Well, so does sex, but that doesn't involve as much talking.'

   Not that I'd fuck a horse, anyway. That's fucking disgusting.

   "So, I was told you are not from this world," 'Probably' "What is your world like?"

   "Amazing for the rich, disgusting for the poor. But, we all have out opinions. We have wars and shit, and have great technology. I know it's horrible, but hey? What cha gon' do?"

   She seemed shocked a bit at my answer. 'Guess she doesn't like war.'

"How can anypony go into war and harm one another."

   "We ain't ponies, miss."

   "It doesn't matter! Why would they do that?"

   "Money. Power. To be feared. Ample reasons."

   "But... But..."

   "Hey, I know my world is fucked up. One person CAN change it, but everyone wants to save the world but no one wants to die. Me? I couldn't care less if I die or not. As long as I have Rusty, I'm golden."

   "Why don't you do something?"

   "Sometimes it's better to just watch things crash."

   We say there in silence for a minute before she asked me a question. "Can I... Can I see some of you memories?"

   Ugh... Magic...

   "Sure,  just don't take any. Let me warn you: the beginning years will be better then the rest end. The end will mostly be of the fucked up part of humanity. Humanity isn't as bad as it sounds, though a lot of us are way over our heads of what is and isn't possible."

   "...Ok," with that, she put her horn to my head and it glowed.

   It felt weird. The best way to describe it is to say it felt like another person in my head. Not painful,  just uncomfortable.

   She was like that for a minute before stopping. She looked traumatized, for some reason. 'My memories aren't THAT bad,' I thought. " I...I need to go," she said before she flew off. I just shrugged my shoulders and jumped in bed. And you'd NEVER believe what I did next...

   I SLEPT! Ermah-fucking-gad!