Not a wish

“Who said that?” I said spinning around, looking for whoever talked.

“Me.” The voice said before green fire sprouted up revealing a smiling Queen Chrysalis. I was literally so surprised that I almost had a heart attack.

“Oh jeebus! Save me!” I said as I got up and dived behind the couch.

“I still know where you are Jay.” The queen said, sending shivers up my spine by saying my name.

“Well, this wasn’t thought out....” I muttered as I looked up from behind the couch.

“You probably already know that I sent you here, but not the reason why.” She said, walking over to me.

“Who is it?” Bridget asked through the door.

“You locked your little love pony in her room? What is the point of you doing that?” Crystalis said laughing as she pushed the couch away, leaving me nowhere to run.

“W-What are you talking about? Eh...heh...heh...” I said through a nervous laugh. “I don’t know what you mean... A-and stay away!”

“I was watching you since I brought you here, my spies are all over the palace. I was amused by everything that happened, but when she threw herself into your hooves, you didn't do what you wanted to do forever. You know exactly what I mean, and stay away? Why would I do that if I can just eat your love.” She said walking closer.

“B-but... No! My love tastes foul!” I said crawling backwards.

“Love tastes like love either way.” She said, smiling, her fangs showing.

“Oh great.....”

“It isn't going to hurt, I don't use my fangs if thats what your thinking. I could always make you into a changeling if you refuse to give me your love.” Crystalis threatened.

“Can someone please let me out of this room?” Bridget yelled.

“Eh... Kinda busy! Later!” I yelled back before backing up against a wall. “Seriously, why turn me... I uh... Don’t have any love?”

“No! Let me out now!” Bridget yelled angrily

“You have enough love to last me one million years.” Crystalis said, ignoring Bridget’s yelling and using her changeling magic to change herself into Spotless.

“Remember me?” She asked.

“What? …” I asked looking surprised. “Really? Damn it.”

“Yep, I have been watching, my spies are all around like I told you, and one spy is even prince Blueblood.”  Spotless said laughing before changing back into Queen Chrysalis.

“Seriously, I hear someone else in there. Jay!” Bridget yelled worried.

“Its nothing!”

“If it was nothing, YOU WOULD LET ME OUT!” Bridget yelled, getting more frustrated. Chrysalis rolled her eyes and her horn glowed a deep green and shot a bolt of magic at the door, making Bridget go quiet and the door look more thick.

“She can't hear us now.” Chrysalis said.

“Eh, that sounds dirty....”

“Shut up!” Chrysalis hissed.

“O-okay.” I said quietly, gulping down whatever courage I ever had left.

“I could take your love and I could change you, bit I decided I would rather not have an idiot’s love or an idiot changeling. I didn't bring you here for that anyway, I brought you here to amuse me with your idiotic adventure around here, so far I was amused until she went into heat too fast.” Chrysalis explained walking away from me over to the couch and lying down on it.

“Well...” I said remaining quiet for a while before saying, “What do you take me for?!”

“A joke.” Chrysalis said, “A stupid joke”

“Harsh.” I said looking at her, with lust in my eyes! Not really, but something close to wanting to kill her.

“The truth hurts, you know that more than anypony.” Crystalis said, lying her head on the couch pillows.

“So you are just going to lie there, leaving me all alone?” I said looking at her with a questioning glance. “Seems like a great idea.” She smiled

“Want to lie down with me?” She asked

“Uh...” I muttered out. “Why.... Eh... Would I do that?”

“You said you didn't want to be alone.” Chrysalis reminded me.

“Well..... Um... Maybe?” I said looking at her, before standing up. “So you just... Want me to lie down with you?”

“Yes.”

“That seems oddly weird.” I said walking over to the other end of the couch and lying down. “So what’s up?”

“I brought you here, for the reasons I told you, but also because you seemed like a good pony to use for love, but it tasted foul. Your problem is that you can't be sent back, I’m not strong enough, so your stuck here, and I get to watch both of you being idiots, its a win-lose for me!” Chrysalis laughed.

“WHAT?! You, stuck up.... fucking... Gah!” I yelled out. “Wait, my love actually tastes foul?”

“Your reaction makes me happy, and yes your love tastes foul, like a skunk.” She said.

“You know, if you weren’t evil... I’d like cuddles.” I said.

“I’m not evil, I just do anything to feed and keep my species alive, if the ponies would just be nice and allow us to live with them, we wouldn't have had to take over canterlot.” Chrysalis said, a little hurt. She turned to look at me. “I could always cuddle you now.”

“...” I just remained quiet and looked at her. “Really? … “

“No, you're easily fooled.” Chrysalis laughed.

“Well thats mean...” I said sadly.

“Anyway, what's your problem? I thought you might have liked to stay here forever, your reaction says otherwise though.” Chrysalis observed, sitting up on the couch and looking at me.

“I’d rather get home so I can listen to music and play my guitar... Some time watch ponies yes.”

“You will get used to not having any of that, that stuff doesn't even matter.” She said shrugging.

“Really? I put my at least sixteen years of life down on learning how to play that damned guitar! Look where that got me.”

“Your life has been wasted!.” She laughed getting off the couch.

“YOU FUCKING BIIITCH!” I yelled out before rubbing my temples. “Jesus, I hate this place.”

“Calm down I can't bring you back.” She reminded me smiling.

“Now that’s just cruel...” I said sadly, burrowing my head in the couch.

“Bye.” Crystalis said.

“Hey wait, Come back! Ah!” I said looking up, just to see her here again.

“Hello! I almost forgot to fix the door.” Chrysalis horn glowed again and a beam hit Bridget’s door again, fixing it, then she disappeared.

“What the fuuuu?” I asked.

                                                                                    ***Bridget***

I am so bored, I wasn't able to do anything, and I kept hearing Jay talking to someone, but he still wouldn't let me out, they stopped talking after two minutes, I had been waiting for half an hour, and still haven't been let out. I dont know whats happening. I decided to call out again.

“Jay!” I yelled.

“Yeah?” He responded.

“Let me out now!” I yelled.

“Why?” He asked.

“Because the pony you where talking to left.” I said

“Maybe, I was talking to myself.” Jay said back.

“So you can sound like a female?” I asked, a little amused.

“Eh.... No, but gimme a reason to let you out.” Jay said.

“I am your best friend.” I said.

“Eh..... Maybe?” Jay said walking closer to the door.

“We both like Doctor Who.” I said, bringing my hooves up to the door to tap four times in rapid succession.

“Really?” Jay said opening the door slightly. “I wouldn’t think so, but if you say it.”

“Who were you talking to?” I asked seeing his smiling face.

“Myself.” Jay said again. I rolled my eyes.

“You can't change your voice to sound female, I know it wasn't you.” I said.

“I used magic! It was awesome!” Jay said with an unsure smile. “Really, its true...”

“I don't think you can make your voice sound buggy, do it now.” I challenged.

“God damn it. Okay I talked to um... Mr cookie monster.” Jay said walking back to the couch.

“Mr cookie monster sounds like a girl?” I asked, confused “I stopped watching that show since I was five and they change him to sound like a girl? Wait, he isn't even real, He isn't here!” I yelled.

“Look, it was no one special alright?” Jay said looking at me. “Why are you so interested in it anyways?”

“I was locked in a room for half an hour, and after two minutes you stopped talking, so either she left or you had fun with her, who was she!” I yelled walking out of the open door

“I didn’t do anything! Seriously, what is wrong with you?” Jay asked.

“I was locked in a room for half an hour!” I said angrily.

“Really? I thought it was like one minute or so...” he said flopping down on the couch.

“Well maybe for you, but I have been waiting forever, talking makes time go by faster for you I guess.” I said indignantly.

“Yeah... Maybe...” Jay said looking at me, a bit sad.

“What's wrong Jay?” I asked concerned.

“Eh, just realized this place probably don’t have any guitars... Meaning all my training was for nothing.” He said looking even more sad.

“You know those two music ponies the bronies would ship? Octavia and Vinyl scratch?” I asked.

“Mmh?” he mused.

“If a piano is in equestria and a DJ is in equestria, then couldn't a guitar possible be in equestria as well?” I wondered.

“Might be a possibility, but that depends... There only is one way to find out.” Jay said still looking a bit sad, but he then buried his face in the couch. I walked over to the couch and saw some green stuff on it.

“What's this...” I said taking it with my hooves and looking at it, It was a greenish hair from a mane, and it felt oily. I walked over to the other side of the couch where Jay was and showed him the hair.

“What’s this?” I asked him, frowning.

“What is what?” He asked.

“Looks like a piece of mane.” I stated, looking into his eyes.

“Who’s?” Jay asked.

“I wouldn't know! I was locked in the room, who has a green oily mane?” I asked.

“Not me? … “ Jay said, “Look, I don’t know alright.”

“The pony was with you, who was it!!” I yelled, getting frustrated again.

“NO! I wasn’t with anyone!” Jay yelled back at me, “You gotta believe me!” I growled and flew into the air, picking him up by his back and flew out the balcony door with him, out into open air.

“I heard another voice, there was someone else!” I yelled over the wind.

“Please! Bridget calm down!” Jay said calmly with some folded back ears.

“Stop lying and tell me!” I said, holding tighter so I wouldn't drop him.

“Please! I don’t want to die!” Jay yelled to me.

“I’m not planning on killing you, just tell me, please!” I said.

“I-I’m scared of heights! P-Please put me down! Please!” Jay said with tears in his eyes.

“If I put you down, you will fall to your death, careful how you phrase things.” I reminded him.

“Alright! Queen Chrysa... Whatever her name was came and visited that is all!” He cried.

“The changeling Queen?” I asked as I flew back to the balcony and put him down before landing on it as well.

“Oh god. Never do that again.” Jay said before collapsing

“I’m sorry, but I was worried you might have gotten hurt, but the changeling queen?! Why would you hide that from me!?” I asked, feeling hurt.

“I don’t know! I thought you would hate me for it!” Jay said as he covered up his eyes.

“Hate you for what? Just talking to her?” I asked.

“Maybe.” Jay said sniffing. I walked over to him and nuzzled him.

“Thats a stupid thing to hate someone for.” I said into his ear as I nuzzled him.

“Dear god, don’t do that again.” Jay said as he shakily stood up.

“I overreacted, I’m sorry, I just don't want you to lie about who is with you.” I said walking back into the room.

“You know, If you can control your desires, you are free to walk around in here. Just don’t try anything funny.” Jay said from behind me

“That stopped when you poured the bucket on me.” I informed him, walking over to the couch.  “I’m fine now.”

“You sure?” He asked, walking over.

“Yes, I’m sure.” I said, jumping onto the couch.