Not a wish

I watched Bridget lying on the couch, making sure she was fine and wouldn't attack me again. I poked her once just to be sure.

“Alright, so you really sure that you are fine?” I asked walking a bit closer. “I’m really skeptical.”

“I’m fine, if I wasn't I would have attacked you be now.” She said, putting her head down on the pillow.

“So no more of that funny stuff?” I asked looking at her, with an eyebrow raised.

“No. What where you and Chrysalis talking about?” She asked looking back at me.

“She wanted to use me and you as food... Apparently, oh and we can’t go back home... I think.” I said sadly before sitting down on the other end of the couch.

“Not being able to go home isn't a huge loss really." Bridget said, shrugging.

“You sure? I mean, our families will probably notice that we both are missing, and then shit will escalate quickly.” I said looking at her.

“That doesn't matter, I don't really care, I told them when I was old enough I would leave, so they will think I just left.” Bridget said as she sat up and looked me in the eyes.

“But I had a lot of friends! Like Danny and Alex! And then all of the other guys. who thought I was weird.... Well Danny and Alex thought that too, but nonetheless we hung out ever so often... Actually, they were mean ever so often.... BUT AT LEAST I HAD MY DOG!” I said sounding very insecure.

“Damn,  I miss that dog all ready.” I said sadly looking at the ground.

“You never told me you had a dog.” Bridget said a little worried about my sanity at the moment.

“He usually was in the backyard...” I said remembering the fact that he usually was there. “Well till, I lost him... Bet he hates me.”

“Dogs can't hate, they love, don't worry about him, he is probably fine.”

“I hope so.” I said looking up at bridget. “So what do you want to do now?” I asked.

“I don't know.” She admitted, lying back down. I leaned over and looked her right in the eyes.

“You are more lazy than me.” I said blinking once or twice before leaning back. “You know, sleeping sound awesome though.”

“Sleeping is for night, not for morning, meaning you're still more lazy.” She said, smiling.

“You have a infuriating smile sometimes.” I said looking at her. “You still can’t cook thought.”

“I know, and I never want to cook, its stupid.” Bridget said, smiling bigger.

“What? What are you talking about woman? Cooking is so awesome!” I said, looking at her. She sighed.

“Guys always assume a girl will make the food for them when they marry and stuff, and whenever I would play a game and guys found out I was a girl, they would say get back to the kitchen. I told them I didn’t know how to cook, and they were speechless, guys should learn to cook instead of girls.” She said, closing her eyes.

“But I do cook!” I said in protest. “Really, how can you burn toast?!”

“I know you can cook, your one of the few guys who can. Burning toast is just keeping it in the toaster too long.” She said.

I just looked at Bridget a while before shaking my head and laughing. “Oh man, I keep forgetting, how funny you are sometimes.” She opened her eyes and looked up at me.

“What do you mean?” She asked confused.

I just kept laughing at her. “You can’t cook! Pfft Bwhaha!” I said through laughs with tears in my eyes.

“Yes I can't, and you can, problem?” She asked sitting up. I laughed a while longer before saying.

“Yep! Since you can’t cook, you have to do the dishes, or you won’t get any food.” I said with a evil smile whilst wiping away tears. She just shrugged.

“Then I won't eat, not a problem.” She said, smiling as she lied down and closed her eyes again, allowing her wings to unload from her sides.

“Okay, now thats not like you. You usually swallow all the food I make whole.” I said looking at her, “You sure you are okay?”

“I can buy food.” She said, her eyes still closed.

“Look, I don’t like your attitude! Go to your room missy!” I said in a fatherly voice.

“Nope.” She said getting more comfortable on the couch, her wings still unfolded.

I just took the chance and pinned her down, cause you know, why not. “Tee hee.... I wonder if you are ticklish.”

“I’m not.” She said, not even reacting to me holding her down.

“Okay, now I know something is wrong with you. Please tell me, please? Pretty please?” I asked with puppy eyes.

“I’m lying on the couch, and i'm resting.”  She sighed. I just got off her and the couch then walked away sighing.

“Fine be that way.” I said. I heard her sigh again and I turned around.

“I really am fine, but I just want to have a nap, thats all.” She said.

“Alright.” I said before just walked back to her, and climbed on top of her, and just laid there doing nothing.

“Careful of my wings.” She said quietly, as she fell asleep. I just laid there before nuzzling her, and slowly was falling asleep. I woke up after what felt like two minutes, but I looked outside and saw it was actually night, and Bridget was still sleeping.

“Well this is boring.” I said looking around. The room was a mess, and the bedrooms weren't looking so good either.

“Hey Bridge-.... Shit... Shes asleep.... No! I don’t want to clean!” I said with a hush tone before shielding my eyes with my hooves. “Go away!” My horn suddenly glowed orange and a flash went through everything, cleaning the rooms, kitchen and living room, unfortunately it also made Bridget’s and my coat turn orange, as well as the furniture everywhere.

I looked at Bridget and the furniture. “Oh shit... Well Its kinda a improvement!” I said in a hushed tone. “What do?”

“Whatever you did...fix it.” Bridget mumbled quietly in her sleep.

“Didn’t do anything, my love!” I said with a posh accent.

“Go back to the pool.” She mumbled, moving to lie on her back, her hooves in the air and her wings unfolded fluttering a little.

“What are you doing?” I asked quietly as she moved around, now having me sitting on her belly.

“Swimming.” She replied, moving her hooves.

“Hmph.... I never seen a pony swim before.” I muttered to myself looking at her. Also, she looks kinda hot for some reason. “Damn it... What's up with me all of a sudden?” I shrugged and opted to lying down on top of her again, not creepy at all to lie on someone's front.

“You know,  you are kinda cute when you sleep talk.” I said quietly to Bridget.

“Hmmm...Teddy.” She said as she wrapped her hooves around me tightly, making me unable to get out of her grasp.

“Eh... Heheh... Heh...” I said through a nervous laugh looking around for a means of escape, but I found none. She smiled in her sleep and held tighter, talking about a teddy bear, and for some reason about bees.

“Bees sting bears and bears kill bees...” She mumbled, still holding me body close to her’s with all four hooves.

“Eh... Um..” I muttered out as she was holding me very close. “Mind letting me go before I get wood?”

“No...” She mumbled moving to lie on her left side, still holding me.

“Eh... Crap.” I muttered out.

“Fishy...” She said licking my neck. I just groaned a bit before trying to push her away, thats when I felt almost all of my blood rush to my loins.

“Aww shit...” I muttered out before Bridget just kept licking me. She moved closer to the couch cushions, making me get pushed up against them, being between cushions and a pony who wouldn't let go of me in her sleep and who kept licking me like I was a fish.

Right now, my wood was almost grinding against her, which was really awkward. Her mouth turned into a frown like she was having a bad dream and she brought her back legs up and kicked it.

“Ow..” I Said with a very hushed tone before, getting tears in my eyes. “Now that hurt. Why did ya do that?”

“Monster...” She whispered kicking her back legs into my belly and everywhere else.

“Ow! Ow!” I said in a pained hushed tone. “Why me?”  Bridget grunted and finally let go of me, turning to lie down on her left side, leaving me to be against her back instead.

“Oh dear lord.” I said gripping my stomach. “It hurts.” I said as the room slowly started to grow black. Bridget turned around again still having a nightmare and grabbed me again, throwing me off the couch onto the ground two feet away still mumbling about a monster.

“Still hurts....” I said lying on the ground trying to crawl away, but instead I lost consciousness  because I was tired and my body was in pain, not long though, because I heard Bridget on the couch and I opened my eyes. She looked like she was having a seizure, her hooves and modie moving rapidly and her wings flapping quickly, she was also mumbling about evil. Must be a terrible dream.

“What do I do?” I asked as I slowly stood up, slightly wobbling. “Oh man my head hurts.” She somehow was able to get off her back and onto her hooves, she started to fly in her sleep, twirling around and moving in different directions still having some sort of dream about a monster.

“You know what, I had enough of this.” I said to myself and grabbed Bridget mid flight with my magic, before zapping her awake with some weak electricity. Turns out it was too weak, because it just made her more terrified and try to get out of my grip.

“Alright, turn up the voltage then.” I said as I focused a little more power into my electricity. I might have put more than I should have because it looked like she had touched an electricity line before she fell limp in my grip.

“Fuck. Did I kill her?” I asked myself and checked her pulse when I brought her closer to me.  Her heart was still beating.

“Hmm.” I mused as I thought of a way to wake her up, so I walked over to the kitchen with her in my magical grip before filling a bucket with ice cold water, and throwing it on Bridget. That didn't wake her up, surprisingly.

“Okay, what the fuck?” I asked as I brought her closer, I then did an irrational thing, I slapped her trying to wake her up. “WAKE UP DAMN IT!” Her eyes opened, but they were red

“MONSTER!” She yelled, trying to get to me.

“JEEBUS CHRIST!” I yelled out as I stumbled backwards. “What the heck is wrong with you?!”

“YOU'RE A MONSTER!” She yelled. She was still having a nightmare.

“Oh my god noooo!” I yelled out taking cover behind the couch, accidentally letting her get out of my magic. She started flying, looking for me, yelling for the monster to come out.

“COME OUT HERE!” She screamed.

“No thank you.” I replied quietly, hoping she wouldn't hear me. She put her head over the couch and smiled, her red eyes glowing.

“FOUND YOU!” She said, trying to get over the couch.

“Well fuuuuu.” I said before putting up a magical barrier.

“YOU CAN'T GET AWAY FROM ME!” She yelled, hitting against the barrier.

“Well, sheeeit!” I said backing up against the couch more. She stopped hitting the barrier and became quiet.  “Huh, what’s wrong now?” I look up from the back of the couch through the barrier and saw she was sitting down staring at it with her glowing red eyes. She saw me looking at her and she smiled.

“I know how to get through.” She said calmly.

“What?” I asked.

“I know how to get through monster.” She said again, smiling.

“I’m not a monster for fucks sake!” I said, looking at her.

“YES YOU ARE!” She yelled back, flying over to the barrier and hitting against it again.

“I’m NOT!” I yelled back. “SNAP OUT OF IT!”

“IF YOU WEREN'T YOU WOULDN'T BE RUNNING, YOU ARE A MONSTER!” She yelled, hitting against the barrier again.

“Really! JUST SNAP THE FUCK OUT OF IT!” I yelled.

“DIE!” She yelled as cracks started appearing in the barrier.

“Oh bollocks...” I muttered out as I charged up my horn, for whatever reasons unknown. I then somehow appeared outside our room.

“WHERE DID YOU GO!” She screamed from inside the room, probably looking around for me. I took no chances and ran away from the room, I just ran having no idea where to go. I ended up running into a dark blue pony.

“Art thou ok?” The pony asked.

“Nnn.... Maybe.... Uh, if getting chased by a mare with red glowing eyes count’s as okay, then yeah.” I said quickly looking behind me.

“Ah, that’s the problem, yes I see those dreams.” Luna said, putting a hoof on my back.

“The dreams? … Wait how?” I asked in confusion.

“I am the princess of the night, I am able to see ponies dreams and go into their dreams.” Luna said, smiling.

“Oh... Now... That reassuring....” I said looking at her, with a small smile.

“I will go help her.” Luna said disappearing.

“Thank god.” I muttered out as I slumped against the wall, and yawned. a pony came around the corner and smiled at me.

“Hello.” Spotless said walking up to me.

“Hello.” I said back.

“You're both still amusing.” She said winking at me.

“And you are annoying.” I said glaring back.

“Don't be so angry Jay.” She said disapprovingly,  “You need to calm down.”

“Calm down? How? I know you are watching me and Bridget like it was dinner entertainment.” I hissed out.

“I know, thats what makes it fun, but you need to calm down no matter the case.” She shrugged.

“I wish I had a sword so I could cut of your ugly head.” I growled out before taking a deep breath. I slowly breathed it out, “Okay I’m calm now.”

“Good, enjoy.” Spotless disappeared and Luna appeared in the same spot she was in when she left.

“She is fine now, she is sleeping.” Luna said.

“Good.... I was scared there for a second.”

“I know, it is fine now.” Luna said, walking away.

“Thank you.” I said bowing my head a bit, before falling asleep.