Not a wish

                                                                       ***Bridget***

I woke up in the morning, on the floor next to the couch, I looked around and didn't see Jay, I opened the door to walk out of the room, and found Jay in front of the door. I bit into his tail and dragged him into the room, having some trouble getting him on the couch, and lied down next to him, waiting for him to wake up.

It took him half the day to wake up. “Oh.... Boy... Joy.” He groaned as he slowly opened his eyes, and stifling a yawn. He didn't know I was right next to him.

“Hello.” I said smiling.

“Mornin’.” He replied as he laid still. I decided to mess with him.

“You enjoyed that last night didn't you?” I asked, smiling.

“Enjoyed what?” Jay groaned out.

“You know what we did.” I replied winking at him.

“Oh, yeah right the whole me being a fish.” Jay said back blinking slowly.

“No, the alone time, where you did what you finally wanted to do with me, what fish?” I asked confused.

“Come here.” Jay said waving me over.

“Why? Want to do more?” I asked.

“I just want to make sure that you are back to friggin’ normal before getting up and making some coffee.” Jay said. “Also, we did it yesterday, and it felt freaking awesome... Real awesome.”

“Fine, but we did do it last night, thats why you passed out.” I said walking over to him.

“So, yeah.... We did have sex right? except you kicking me a lot.” Jay said looking at me, with bloodshot eyes.

“I didn't kick you during that. What are you talking about?” I asked getting on the couch and hugging him. “You were dreaming.” I whispered into his ear, “We have been married for two years.”

“.... We have?” Jay asked looking at me with great surprise in his eyes, before shaking his head once. “Really?” Messing with him has never been so easy, he needs to be sleep deprived more often.

“Yes we have.” I said, taking his head in my hooves and kissing him. Which he promptly returned, with great passion at that. I stopped the kiss and smiled at him.

“I hope to god you are not joking because I’m really wanting this to be true all of a sudden.” Jay said, with a small smile before blinking once or twice. I pushed him against the couch cushion and lied on his stomach and leaned into his ear.

“I’m not joking.” I whispered into his ear, lying down on top of him and smiling. He just smiled back, before bringing a hoof around my neck and and bringing me in for another kiss. I stopped it again and started laughing.

“What’s so funny?” He said with a raised eyebrow. I stopped laughing and got off him, sitting on the couch.

“Your easy to trick.” I said, laughing again as i fell onto my back.

“Wait.... What?” He said looking at me with confusion.

“I was joking around, and it was funny!” I laughed waving my hooves in the air.

“Not really...”  Jay said a bit sad. “Oh well, I need coffee.”

“You wish we were married don't you?” I asked as I rolled onto my side and looked at him as he walked into the kitchen.

Jay mumbled something before vanishing into the kitchen. I rolled my eyes and got off the couch, walking into the kitchen as well, “You would have done the same thing to me Jay.” I said smiling a little.

“Maybe.” He muttered out as he poured a cup of coffee for himself.

“What's wrong? why were you sleeping in the hallway in the first place?” I asked, curious.

“Was tired from using a lot of spells I guess. So I just fell asleep from closing my eyes for a few seconds.”

“I know you're lying.” I said, sitting at the table.

“What?” Jay asked.

“I learned how to tell if you're lying after you lied about the Queen, please tell me the truth.” I said sweetly, looking into his eyes.

“What?” He asked again after being quiet. “My brain is dead right now, I have no idea what you are talking about.”

“Fine, never mind, just drink your coffee, I'm going to make chocolate milk.” I grumble as I walk over to the fridge and open it.

“Can I have another kiss?” Jay asked.

“No.” I said, taking out milk and syrup with my mouth.

“Why not? I like kissing you.” Jay said sadly.

“I was messing with you, so no.” I said trying to get a glass, it was lifted out by Jay, who was sitting there with a smile, “Thanks.” I said.

“No problemo.” Jay said as he sipped away on his coffee. I poured the milk into the cup and then the syrup, I went into the cabinet to get a spoon and took it into my mouth, bringing it back to the glass. I stood on my hind legs with my front legs on the counter, and I mixed the syrup with the spoon using my mouth, which is extremely difficult.

                                                                                      ***Jay***

I watched Bridget try to stir the milk and smiled as I looked at her flank. I’d tap that. I thought to myself as I kept looking at her flank. I continued to sip on my coffee and enjoyed the morning quietness. She was still trying to stir the milk with the spoon in her mouth. I took her spoon and helped her stir. Which she seemed to appreciate. She turned around and smiled.

“Thanks...again.” She said as she took the glass in her mouth and brought it to the table, sitting down.

“So, how was your day?” I asked, sipping my coffee more.

“My day was good, waiting for you to wake up, good afternoon.” She said, drinking some of the chocolate milk.

“Nice.” I said finishing up my coffee, and putting the cup in the sink, I then walked over to the couch and sat down there. Bridget finished her drink a couple minutes later and sat down next to me.

“So what’s up?” I asked.

“Nothing. A nice pony named Spotless came by and said hello though.” Bridget said looking at me.

“Don’t talk to her, please... Shes annoying.” I said.

“She isn't annoying, she is nice.” Bridget said, frowning.

“No, shes annoying alright.” I said looking at Bridget.

“She isn't! You need to give ponies a chance Jay.” She said, looking me in the eye.

“Like I gave you a chance?” I said mocking her with a smile.

“A chance to do what?” She asked confused, her head tilted to the side.

“This.” I said as I tilted my head quickly and stole a kiss from her. She pushed me away and frowned

“That’s not funny.”

“Meh, kinda... It’s nice though.” I said as I leaned back. “Seriously though, Spotless is just... Just... Well evil in my eyes.”

“I bet you like her.” Bridget said, smiling as she got off the couch and walked around the living room, shaking her hips playfully and looking behind her to mean that I like Spotless.

“Yeah right, so why would I kiss you?” I asked. “But wait, I actually do like her, since she told me a lot of things.” She came back to the couch and sat down.

“So you do like her.” She said happy.

“Sure, If you say so. Junior.” I said, leaning back into the couch. She put her front hooves on my chest and looked me in the eyes.

“Don't call me Junior, lovey dovey boy.” She said, smiling threateningly.

“Or else what? Junior?” I asked.

“Want to go out over the balcony again?” She asked

“Thank god for teleportation skills.” I said back. “You sure are hot when you are mad.”

“Want me to turn into rapidash?” She asked.

“Who now?” I asked her with a smile.

“A pokemon who is a burning horse.” She informed me.

“Now that, would be something to see.” I said looking her in the eyes. “Oh and Junior, get off me unless you plan on doing a lap dance or something.”

“I plan on throwing you out the window, you don't know teleportation yet.” She smiled.

“I’ve done it twice, it was pretty awesome.” I said before leaning back even more, sinking into the couch. “Man I miss TV.”

“You miss everything.” Bridget replied, taking her hooves off me and lying back against the couch as well. “Lets play that game where we have to mime what we are and not say what we are.”

“I don’t want to play charades, its boring sometimes. And besides, I have shit ton of informational books in my room.... And I’ve barely read up on the equestrian history.” I said as I reluctantly got up and started walking towards my room.

“You don't have to read that stuff, we already know about Equestria from the show.” Bridget commented.

“I’d like to know more, since knowledge is power.” I said holding up a hoof. “And knowing is half the battle.” I added with a smile.

“You sound like a stupid movie character, can you get me a book as well?” Bridget asked, lying down on the couch.

“You read? HA! Lazy Junior, get one yourself.” I said walking into my room.

“I do read.” Bridget said getting off the couch and walking into my room, picking a book named ‘How to control your unicorn’ and taking it out with her teeth, before walking back into the living room and lying down on the couch with the open book.

“Well, that was certainly a different book.” I said before going over to my study desk and flipped open the book about equestrian history, just a few minutes into reading I started scribbling down random notes, and also draw a lot of random crap, like a bird getting shot by a space ship. I did that for god knows how long, but when I stopped it was probably around midnight.

“God, I’m tired...” I said through a yawn as I walked out of my room. Bridget was still reading the book on the couch and she turned to look at me.

“Be quiet, I’m reading.” She said before looking at the book again. I just rolled my eyes before saying.

“No shit, sherlock.” I then walked towards the bathroom, which was conveniently placed from across the kitchen. When I got there I looked at myself in the mirror before grabbing a tooth brush and just brushing the fuck out of my teeth.

“All shiny and crap.” I muttered to myself before walking out again. Bridget looked up and smiled evilly when I came close.

“Juniyah.” I said as I walked past the couch and on my way towards my room.

“Come back here Jay.” Bridget said.

“Why?” I asked as I turned around and looked at Bridget.

“I need a whistle for unicorns.” She replied.

“Now that just dirty...” I said as I turned back to my room. “I don’t know where to find one though.”

“Use your magic.” She said.

“So I just use my magic to whistle? or what?” I said as I turned back again.

“Use your magic to make a whistle.” She said exasperated.

“Oh, right.” I said, I then focused on creating a whistle, which appeared in front of me a nano second later. “Uh here?”  I said as I sent it over to Bridget

“Thanks.” She said as she brought it up to her lips and blew on it, making my ears explode. She frowned and looked at it.

“Oh god!” I yelled out as I slumped down on the floor covering my ears.

“It’s broken...I don't hear any sound.” She said, turning it around in her hooves, not paying attention to me. I looked at her with a huge frown.

“Pray tell, why do you need that?” I asked quite annoyed. She blew on it three more times to try and get it to ‘make sound’ each time making my ears hurt again.

“It says in the book I need it, but I don't hear any sound.” She said, shaking the whistle again and blowing on it harder for a longer time. My ears are crying.

“Stop please!” I yelled out as I was grasping my ears harder, trying to block out the sound.

“It doesn't work, so I’m going to keep trying until it does!” She exclaimed, blowing into it again and again. I just yanked it away with my magic, and looked at Bridget.

“Dear lord, why did you make me create something like this?” I asked.

“The book said I need it, but it doesn't work.” She complained looking back at the book.

“That book is stupid, get rid of it.” I said looking at it.

“No, I need to learn how to mess with you since you're a unicorn, so this book is awesome. Oh here is the reason ‘The whistle cannot be heard by any other pony besides unicorns, think dog whistle, it makes a very loud sound that makes some unicorns go deaf, and should be used only when trying to make your child behave, or a stallion that acts like a foal.’ interesting.” Bridget said, looking at me.

I just rubbed my forehead before grabbing Bridget with my magic and lifting her up, I then yanked out one of her feathers.

“OW! Hey!” She yelled indignantly “I need those.”

“I need my ears.” I replied as I yanked out another one. “See... You hurt my ears, I hurt your wings.”

“You're just pulling out loose feathers now.” She replied.

“How about these?” I asked, getting a grip on one that was very stuck, and started pulling. It wouldn't budge and Bridget screamed like a banshee.

“Thats how my fucking ears felt!” I said as I dropped her. “Freaking whistle.”

“I didn't know! How would I know if a whistle was making noise if I couldn't hear it!”

“I told you to stop, but you didn’t! I even yelled!” I said before walking into my room, and opening a drawer in my desk. “Sheesh. People nowadays.”

“I thought you were being overdramatic like you usually are, faking that the whistle was hurting you.” She said quietly.

“I’m pretty sure that my ears are crying rivers of blood right now, I'd rather sleep!” I said annoyed, as I threw the whistle into the drawer, and slamming it shut before walking over to my bed.

“Goodnight then, I'll read a little more and sleep later.” Bridget said, getting back on the couch, ruffling her feathers to fix them.

I just huffed and closed the door with my magic, I then grabbed a book and floated it over to me, and started to read.

                                                                                    ***Bridget***

He didn't have to be all huffy about it, how was I supposed to know? I shouldn't have skimmed the page I guess. I found another chapter detailing all about a unicorn's horn and how sensitive it was and about if a lover wanted to make his/her’s lover shiver in excitement to lick their horn slowly, apparently they love that stuff. That chapter was useless to me, but I dog eared it anyway. The other chapters were all about talking about the horn again and talking about if even a small crack was in it and the unicorn in question tried using magic, they would be in serious pain.

After I finished reading the book I looked outside the window and saw it was morning and I hadn't slept at all, I read the whole night. I closed to book and decided to try and sleep during the day, so I got comfy on the couch and closed my eyes. I heard Jay’s hoofsteps but I ignored them, I was too tired.

“Get up.” Jay said sternly. “It’s morning.” I opened my bloodshot eyes and looked at him.

“It doesn't matter.” I said sleepily.

“Just get up, you had last night to sleep.” Jay said, somewhat glaring at me.

“Fine.” I stood up on the couch and got off it, and walked to the kitchen.

“Goodie.” Jay muttered out as he followed me, he then opened the fridge and rummaged around. I sat down at the table and put my head down.

“I’m sorry.” I said.

“Mmm, Apology not accepted.” Jay said as he looked at me whilst holding butter and some juice. I shrugged and got up from the table, walking over to the balcony and open the door.

“I’ll be back later.” I said, flying out. I flew to a small fluffy cloud above the balcony and lied down, looking at all of canterlot around me. I miss home sometimes.