On the evening of Heart's Warming Eve, during an especially boring Night Court, Princess Luna is bored to tears. In her desperation, she decides to order a pizza for her bodyguards and herself, for the sake of team building and entertainment.
...what she doesn't know is that she ordered the delicacy from a wanted serial killer, who is more than happy to destroy and kill anything that gets in her way.
Somehow, a faint, but really dark kind of hilarity still ensues.