The desperate trophy wife

Fleur’s perspective:

I was bent over by the sink in the kitchen. “That bastard… no good… how could he just…” I moaned to myself as I tried to get rid of the burning lust inside of me. I was reluctant to believe that Fancy Pants would cheat on me all these years but then again he usually did seem rather interested in other pretty mares… like Ms. Rarity when she was in town.

“Damn you… Dale!” I cursed as I finally got off. I let out a deep breath then hopped down from the sink and onto all fours. As I trotted along to my bedroom I contemplated what I was going to do. I had nothing to improvise with: no bananas, no cucumbers, not even a pickle!

I flopped down onto my bed and sulked to myself. ‘Why would no-pony rut me!?’ I thought to myself but the answer was clear as a sunny day. Because Fancy Pants was my husband and he would do awful things, but in reality he probably wouldn’t.

I grabbed my pillow and made like I was going to suffocate myself as I screamed. My scream was muffled by the pillow and after I had exhausted myself I quickly fell asleep.

* * *

I felt the warm morning sunlight trickle in from the window and its warmth made the fur on my back rise. The sudden sensation of warmth sent a lone shiver up my back. I groaned irritably to myself as I pulled my blanket over my body.

I had no intention of getting up today. I think I’d rather just sulk around my house all day.

As I lay there in my bed I let out a defeated sigh. I wouldn’t be able to do this all day, it had only been a few minutes and already I was getting antsy. I groaned to myself and forced my body out of bed.

For the moment I was able to hold back my lustful needs but I knew that by the end of the day it was going to be unbearable. I made myself a quick, low-fat, breakfast meal and quickly ate it. “Mmm how I do love yogurt” I said to myself, trying to get my mind off what I so badly needed but in my mind pre-set my imagination ran wild and for some outlandish reason my mind pictured the yogurt as cum.

“NO! Not a chance!” I yelled to myself but I soon lost control of myself and lept onto the table as I began to pleasure myself. I took the yogurt in big globs and lathered my lower parts with the creamy substance. The rather cold yogurt sent a rather sensational shiver throughout my body and I shuddered in pleasure.

My hoof became stained with yogurt as I rubbed my slit, stuffing some of the creamy substance inside myself. I felt myself begin to build up pressure inside again and soon the oh so familiar feel of an orgasm ripped through my body, sending shudders and spasms throughout my muscles.

As I finally came down from my orgasm I let out a disgruntled sigh then went to wash myself off. It was going to be a long day, I could just tell.

* * *

Dale:

“Hey buddy wanna buy an apple, just one bit gets you three apples!” I said excitedly. The stallion lifted his snout in the air and walked away with a snooty look about him. Fucking Canterlot, where the rich are snooty and the poor think they are rich so they’re snooty too.

You know for what it’s worth sometimes I just wonder if I should end it all. Just pull out my handgun and BANG, right here, right now. No-pony would care, just another animal that killed itself for unknown reasons.

Despite my constant thoughts of suicide I always disregarded them as fast as they came. Sure I was stuck in a world of crazy ass ponies, considered an animal, living in a barn with a bunch of farm animals… okay so maybe it was kind of shitty but I suppose things could be worse.

“Morning Mr. Dale” called out an oh so familiar voice. I let out an irritated sigh. It was that pink mare from yesterday that wanted to hear ‘Everything’ about how I got here.

“Morning Fleur” I said with a fake smile that I conjured up at the last second.

“Beautiful morning isn’t it?” she asked with a very feminine tone. I looked to the sky. It was warm out today, no clouds and the birds were chirping.

I put on a very immature smile. “Oh yes, it’s such a beautiful day isn’t it. The birds are chirping, the sky is clear, the sun is out and all we’re missing is a rainbow with a pot of gold” I said in an irritatingly squeaky voice. She frowned.

“I take it you’re not having a good day” she replied and I smirked. ‘Ah durr, yah fucking think so?’ I thought to myself but refrained from asking that. “So if not, what’s wrong?” she asked and I sighed as I rolled my eyes.

“Hmm… where to begin? How about: I’m stuck in a world of talking ponies that think I’m a dangerous animal. Or maybe the fact that I ‘Saved Equestria’ but am still considered a dangerous animal. Or maybe the fact that I’m not allowed in the house because I’m a dangerous animal. OR MAYBE… uhh never mind” I told her with a disgruntled sigh. She raised an eyebrow from my sudden outburst.

“Why are you considered a dangerous animal?” she asked and I chuckled.

* * *

Five years ago:

I was just starting to run the plow through the field when suddenly what seemed like an earthquake rocked the ground around me. “Oh shit!” I swore and looked to Big Macintosh.

“What’s going on!?” I yelled out to him and he shrugged fearfully. I looked to see Applejack galloping over to us.

“Hurry, get in the barn!” she yelled and without hesitation we all rushed towards the barn. As we neared the barn that’s
when I saw it. Some devilish looking creature that burst from the treeline, with that blue unicorn chick on its head. The demon proceeded to rip trees out of the ground and absolutely wreck the property.

I approached the barn and I could hear Trixie start to cackle madly.

“THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE SHALL HAVE HER REVENGE!” she cackled. I rolled my eyes as the beast approached the barn. Princess Twilight, Celestia and Luna all flew forth in an attempt to slay the beast but it simply swatted them away like flies.

“AH-HA, THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE IS MORE POWERFUL THAN ALL IN EQUESTRIA! NOW YOU SHALL ALL DIE!” the annoying blue unicorn laughed. I let out a sigh of irritation. And here I thought I was going to get work done early today. She was making a friggin mess of the fields which I somehow knew that I would have to clean.

The others inside the barn all huddled together in absolute fear. The youngest one, Applebloom, cried into her sister’s shoulder. Applejack hushed her sister and sang a rather depressing melody to try and put her sister at ease.

My heart sank and I immediately knew what I had to do. I could have ended this before it started. I knew that she was trying to take over Equestria with demons but I just let her do her thing.

I walked over to the locker that I used to house my weapons. I opened it and immediately grabbed my M4 with the M203 40mm grenade launcher attachment. I pulled back the charging handle and let it slam shut by itself.

I placed a grenade round into the launcher and pumped it closed. I holstered my Desert Eagle then looked to the family that now cowered in the barn. I put on my most expressionless face, “I’ll be back” I told them. God I had always wanted to do that.

I walked out of the barn with the M4 in both hands. The demon creature was probably about fourteen of fifteen feet high with dark red skin. Its body was quite large and bulky and had two twisted horns protruding out of the fronts of its skull. Fire emulated from its eyes and a mist of black smoke seemed to surround its feet

Trixie looked to me. “DEMON, KILL THAT PATHETIC INSECT!” Trixie ordered. The demon looked to me then came barreling over towards me. I leveled my M4 at the hip and held back the trigger as I roared in anger.

The muzzle flashed and spat out 5.56mm rounds that buzzed through the air and ripped through the creature’s body. However all the bullets managed to do was piss it off even more than it already was. The gun soon cycled through the entire magazine. I rearranged my hands so that I was grasping the grenade launcher and popped off the round.

The 40mm fragmentation grenade round erupted as it struck the beast’s chest. It howled out in pain as its body spasmed. Trixie fell of the beast’s head and quickly rushed out from underneath the demon as it fell back in agonizing pain, shards of shrapnel splintering in its body.

I dropped the M4 and rushed up to the demon as fast as I could. It began to stand up again but I lept up onto its body and rushed over to its head. I unholstered my mighty handgun and fired a single round right between its eyes.

Dark black blood, or at least I think it was blood, splattered up onto me as the demon’s head fell back dead. I looked over to the blue unicorn who was in shock from everything that had just happened.

She got up to gallop away but I was on her in a second like a bolt of lightning. As I neared her, I lept through the air and tackled her to the ground. I rolled her body over and pinned her forelegs with my knees as I slammed the hilt of my Desert Eagle into her face.

I forcibly opened her mouth and jammed the barrel of my pistol into her mouth. Suddenly a hoof rested on my shoulder. “Let it go. She’s beaten” Celestia told me. I looked back to her in disbelief.

“You’re not serious are you!? She was going to kill every-pony and you want me to just let her go!?” I snapped with irritation in my voice. Celestia slowly pulled my arm away and the gun barrel slipped out of Trixie’s mouth.

“If you kill her then that would make you no better than her. She shall stand trial against the supreme court of justice” Celestia announced and I let out a sigh of defeat as I stood up and holstered my Desert Eagle.

* * *

Fleur raised an eyebrow. “So if you saved Equestria then how does that make you a dangerous animal?” she asked and I shrugged.

“Well at first it wasn’t all that bad. See, for a month after the whole ordeal Pinkie Pie threw parties and every-pony was all bubbly and happy. Applejack let me reside in the guest room in her house but every few days I’d wake up yelling. I had shellshock from my time in military service. So eventually she said that she was fearful for her family’s well-being. On top of that they realized that they hadn’t been able to stop the demon but I was able to kill it off easily and they figured ‘What would happen if I decided I just wanted to take over Equestria?’. So in the end they all got serious spooked out by my presence inside the house and kicked me out into the barn with the dog…” I trailed off and let out a deep sigh.

“Well that was certainly rude of them. I don’t think you’re dangerous at all” Fleur told me and the comment arose a smile on my face, a real genuine smile.

“Thanks… you know sometimes I wonder if I should have taken Trixie up on her offer. You know, take over Equestria. At least then I’d be able to sleep on a bed, not a pile of hay. Like really, I tried to tell them it was just the shellshock but they thought I was going rabid or something” I told her and she sighed and gave me a sudden hug of sympathy.

“I’m so sorry to hear that. I hope you find something to ease your pains” she whispered softly. I reached up and scratched the back my head. Usually ponies didn’t react like this when I told them how I ended up stuck in the barn. She looked up to me. “So why are you here?” she asked and I sighed.

“Well after they booted me into the barn I still stuck around, like I had anywhere else to go. Applejack has me running the sales carts up to Canterlot and selling goods. You know I try to tell her we’d get better business in say Dodge Junction or Appleloosa but she doesn’t listen. And while I’m pulling this goddess forsaken fifteen hundred pound wagon up the mountainside she’s off fucking the dog” I scowled. She raised an eyebrow from the last comment.

“She… has sexual intercourse with her dog?” she asked and I chuckled.

“No-no, it’s a term humans use. It means that she doesn’t do all that much. While I’m out busting my ass in the fields she’s fuckin around with her friends and ‘Saving Equestria’. Yeah, saving Equestria my ass. Last time I checked, saving Equestria doesn’t mean socializing in town with her friends at Sugarcube corner” I said with heavy irritation.

“Oh dear. I’m so sorry to hear that… would you by chance be interested in coming over to my house to help me with some… things I need help with?” she asked and I sniffed the air. Her scent was heavy and undeniable.

“No thanks. I still have to sell all these…” I trailed off as a sudden crack of lightning sounded and rain began to pour down. I let out an irritated sigh then pulled a chain on the wagon. A roof popped up over top of the wagon but only sheltered the goods, not me.

I almost instantly became soaking wet and let out another irritated sigh. I looked to Fleur who was shivering slightly. Her mane was now soaked as well as her fur which both drooped down and dripped with water.

“How much?” she asked and I raised an eyebrow.

“I’m not a whore” I said with a chuckle and she gave me an irritated shove.

“No you buffoon! How much does everything cost all together. I’ll pay for it then you can be free to come back to my house to dry off” she offered. Though I was still reluctant, because I knew what she really wanted, that didn’t sound all that bad for the time being.

“The wagon has two thousand bits worth of stuff” I told her. She smiled then grabbed a little wooden sign from the wagon and inscribed ‘Free’ on it. I chuckled to myself as she began to pull me along back to her house.