Ponies, Travelers, and this guy

I find it easier to listen to music when I travel, specially when i'm traveling through the Intro-Space Highway. Actually I take that back, it's easier when going through the Abject Nexus. Now that place [shiver] you'll definitely need some sort of comfort when going through the Abject Nexus, that place is like a surrealist painting on Acid.

Oh right! Where are my manners? I haven't had a name in a while soooooooo......ugh......jeez what should I even go by? Oh right! Just call me Hoody okay? That's about the only thing other than my duffel bag I bring with me when I travel.

OHGODSPIDER!KILLIT!KILLITWITHFIREOHGODOHGOD! Oh....ugh....ahem...sorry about that, just traveling in the Nexus. Jesus I swear this thing is like watching Salvador Dali painting a crack pot version of the Mona Lisa.

Oh so many places to go! So many choices! Let's see, been there, been there, been there twice, nothing could even get me back there...still have nightmares about that fish prostitute...oh? What's this? Equestria? Wait a minute...why does that name sound so familiar.

Equestria Equestria....wait a minute....could that be-

[looks through personalized Abject Nexus looking Glass]

SQUEEEEEE! PONIES! I BUCKING LOVE PONIES! YUSH YUSH YUSH YUSH ME WAN GO NOW.

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SugarCube Corner

Pinkie had been serving a batch of freshly baked cupcakes to a group of foals when she got one of her combos. "Oh oh! Pinch knees, Eye Flutter Knee Twitch! We're gonna be getting a visitor! Oh I love visitors!" Pinkie began bouncing in circles.

It was right about then that Rainbow Dash made her way in and spotted the pink mare jumping about. "Pinkie? What's happening? Why are you- know what? Never mind, just give me some hardened cider." The Rainbow Mare had long since learned to deal with the Pink Madness the citizens of the small town of Ponyville called 'Pinkie Pie'.

Pinkie disappeared for a moment and reappeared with a apple-juice like substance in a mug. Rainbow accepted the fermented drink and downed it in one go.

"So what's the hub-ub?" She asked after a slight buzz had taken effect, not noticeable but enough to deal with Pinkie.

"Oh! Well my Pinkie sense started tingling because of visitor! Like an alien! Oh! I wonder if they'll be white and have large eyes like the ones we see at halloween! Oh that'd be silly though! Those are already the grays! They live about 3 light years away though so it'd take a long time to get here so soon! Oh I wonder if it's a space Alpaca? Those would be so awesome! We'd be able to ride it around like a....like a mule! Oh that would be so cool!" Rainbow had lost Pinkie as soon as she started talking.

"Wait Space Alpacas? That'd be weird." Half-heartedly replied Rainbow Dash zoning out and refocusing as yet another of their friends walked in.

"Hello Rainbow, Pinkie." Said Twilight, she seemed to be in a rather glum mood today.

"Hey Twi, there something wrong?" Asked Rainbow Dash moving over to her purple unicorn bud and raising a protective wing over the mare's back. Twilight sighed and walked up to the counter where Pinkie and Rainbow had been conversing.

"It's nothing really, I just feel so lonely with Spike in Canterlot and all." She said illustrating a roll with her hooves. Rainbow Dash winced a little, Twilight loved Spike like a brother and he to her, they almost never separated and usually if was for dire situations like the dragon incident or when the 6 had gone and stopped Nightmare Moon.

"I know how ya feel Twi, I still remember when Gummy was sick and he had to go to Fluttershy's, I couldn't sleep for the next couple weeks! I started having these insane dreams where I made Rainbow Dash into cupcakes.

Rainbow who had been comforting Twilight looked up at the Pink mare as if she was insane. "What?" She asked, her voice between fear and shock.

"Muffin Button." Replied Pinkie Non-chalantly as she started munching on a blueberry muffin. This caused a roll of the eyes and a shake of the head from Rainbow Dash.

"Oh wait! Say Twilight, if your feeling lonely you could come with us to see the visitor!" Chirped Pinkie with an innocent foal's smile. Twilight raised an eyebrow.

"Pinkie Sense?"

"Yeah." Rainbow Dash and Twilight exchanged the information and both sighed. Rainbow Dash out of frustration, anytime Pinkie got a sensation she was usually roped in for whatever reason. Twilight sighed because she could never rule Pinkie's predictions to be the unusual madness they were.

"Oh? So where is this visitor?" Asked Twilight finishing her cupcake.

Pinkie shook like a jackhammer. "Oh! He's going to be landing outside Fluttershy's in a minute or so." She said as she rushed outside. "Well are you two slowpokes coming or not?" She asked poking her head out of the still swinging door, both Rainbow and Twilight rolled their eyes in the exact same fashion at the exact same moment in a cosmic coincidence. On a completely irrelevant note, because of this eye rolling incident, a small colony of Maresedols, a small species of doll like horses on the planet Maresedol died in a tragic fire after their sun accelerated in a counter-clockwise fashion, incinerating their planet after it came too close.

"Yeeouch!" Shouted Rainbow Dash suddenly shooting into the air.

"What's wrong?" Asked Twilight as she stopped in her tracks to observe her Rainbow friend.

"I dunno, it just felt like something shocked me." Said Dash fluttering down gently and rejoining her earthbound friend. Twilight only shrugged as the two followed the tell-tale path of destruction Pinkie left whenever she got 'excited'...which was always.

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Alright sorry for breaking out in fan-boyish attitude there. I almost forgot to explain what the Abject Nexus is! Okay, so the human mind in it's current stage is only using 2% of it's overall power. Now believe it or not, there are ways for one to access the remaining 98% but it requires dark chocolate, 2 day old fishes, the philosopher's stone, and a hyron-collider. Oh! And a spirit of the old ones! Yeah as in the H.P Lovecraft ones.

Okay swinging back on topic here. The Abject Nexus is the intersection of lines within the universe by which hyper-beings can travel between different planets and times. As in literal time travel.

See the Abject-Nexus is outside of the universe, it is what you who still  haven't accessed the 98% call 'the subconscious' it is an intersecting road where everything from everywhere and anytime can converge. Now if this happened in the normal universe it would likely cause a time-space paradox and an instant singularity in which the universe would process the interrupted segmentation of time and force the two parties which have violated it's most basic laws into an alternate space-time line in which both have either been separated or both stay the same.

Wow! Huge explanation! Anway if you'll excuse me I gotta focus on being scared because I've found that the exit point for the Abject Nexus into Equestria was a 100 meter drop.

Gentlemen.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

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"See anything?" Called Pinkie up to Rainbow Dash who was about 50 meters up. It was a cloudless night and as the stars shined down upon the three, Twilight began wondering why she even attended.

"Pinkie we've been here for 2 hours! It's already dark out! Can we please go back and get some sleep?" Asked Twilight, her voice heavy with sleep.

Suddenly the three heard screaming as a flailing roughly bi-pedial creature fell screaming from the sky.

The three watched him drop in silence until he landed or rather nose-dived into the ground. His legs sticking straight up in the air.

"......Is he?" Asked Rainbow rejoining her friends on the ground. Suddenly he appeared right in front of them, dusting off his clothes.

Now when I say appear, he literally just popped right in front of them.

"Okay so thats 1 broken femur, probably tore my ACL...did I? OH GOD YES I DID. Arm? Broken..wonder why I can't feel it-OH SWEET MERCIFUL BARBECUE THERE IT IS."

The creature who had appeared fine and health just a millisecond ago was now on the ground rolling around in pain.

The three just sat there watching him.

"Okay then. Other arm? Seems dislocated....crack ah! There we go. Anything else? Oh yeah! my neck's broken!" He said and it appeared he was right.

His neck was at a precise 90 degree angle to the left.

"Um...excuse me...how are you not.....dead?" Asked Twilight breaking the silence between the species. The creature finally seemed to notice the trio.

"It's a long and complicated explanation. For now let's just say magic *snort snort*." He added in. Grabbing his head with both of his hands he jerked it up into the correct positon.

CEREAK!

"Well now that that's over with. Nice place ya got here!" he said. It was then Rainbow Dash spoke up.

"Umm....what's with your umm..." she trailed off as she gestured to his chest which was now red with seeping blood.

"Oh...it appears I have one...two...three...four broken ribs! Oh and hemorrhaging, blood loss. It's a miracle I haven't-" he was cut off as he passed out from blood loss.

"Aww...it's just another human." Pouted Pinkie dejectedly, her mane deflating slightly.

"Well look on the bright side, at least we're near Fluttershy's." Said Twilight picking up the man with her magic.

And off the three went to find their canary colored friend. Meanwhile our passed out homosapien was having a strange dream involving doors and stairs where the stairs were upside down, and right side up.