Prince Zuko hobbled around the main deck of the death testicle, his weiner in a splint, as it had yet to heal after the vicious beating ChuckPLEB had given him. In addition, his asshole had been so damaged by Chuck's 15EE sized foot, that the doctors had been forced to give him an anus transplant.

"Driver! How long until we reach Weiner Victim 442?" asked Zuko.

"Sir, the readers don't know what that is, can you please just call it Equestria?"

"Whatever, I'm just so excited. I can't wait to kill ChuckPLEB, as well as Celestia and Luna."

Zuko held up his weiner like a microphone.

I know that your powers of perception
Are as wet as a hooker's pussy
But gay as you are, pay attention
My song is a bad parody
It's clear from your vacant expressions
The lights are not all on upstairs
But we're talking cocks and successions
Even you can't be caught unawares
So prepare for the fuck of a lifetime
Be prepared for some orgasmic news
A cum-stained new era
Is lumbering nearer
[Driver:]And where do we feature?

[Zuko:]Just listen to teacher

I know it sounds stupid
But I will be pooping
When at last I dance on ChuckPLEB's grave

And in buttsecks deliciously squared
Be prepared!

[Spoken]
[Uncle:] Yeah, Be prepared.
Yeah-heh... we'll be prepared, heh.
...For what?
[Zuko:] For the death of ChuckPLEB.
[Uncle:] Why? Is he sick?
[Zuko:] No, fool-- we're going to kill him. And Twilight too.
[Driver:] Great idea! Who needs a king?
[Driver (and then Unclei):]
No king! No king! la--la-la--la-laa-laa!
[Zuko:] Idiots! There will be a king!
[Uncle:] Hey, but you said, uh...
[Zuko:] I will be king! ...Stick with me, and
you'll never have blue balls again!
[Driveri and Uncle:] Yaay! All right! Long live the king!
[All Of the fire nation:] Long live the king! Long live the king!
[Full song again]
[Fir Nation: {In tight, crisp phrasing and diction}]
It's great that we'll soon be connected.
With a king who'll have lots of sex.
[Scar:] Of course, quid pro quo, you're expected
To suck on my enormous dick
The future is littered with penis
And though I'm the main addressee
The point that I must emphasize is
You won't get a thrust without me!
So prepare for the rape of the century
(Oooh!)
Be prepared for a honey baked ham
(Oooh... La! La! La!)
Meticulous fucking
(We'll have food!)
Tenaciously fucking
(Lots of food)
Decades of denial
(We repeat)
Is simply why I'll
(Endless meat)
Be king undisputed
(Aaaaaaah...)
Respected, saluted
(...aaaaaaah...)
And seen for the wonder I am
(...aaaaaaah!)
Yes, my butt and my weiners are bared
(Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo)
Be prepared!

[All:]
Yes, our butts and our weiners are bared
Be prepared!

"Boss?" Asked one of the fire benders.

"Yes?" Replied Zuko, still on a song high.

"What the fuck?"

"Fuck you, I love Lion King!"

"Oh me too," said Uncle. "Akuna Mattata, what a wonderful phrase."

"Hang him, kill Uncle." Said Zuko angrily.

The guards dragged Uncle away.

"Fucking hate that song."

As Zuko watched the only man who ever loved him get dragged away to his death, a feeling of generosity overcame him.

"FREE ABORTIONS GOT MAH BIKE!" Zuko screamed as he ran around aborting babies.

Zuko then punctured all of the babies with a needle and thread, making a fetus necklace for himself.

"You're welcome." Said Zuko as he tripped an old lady." Now then, where the hell is my twelve year old girl and a donkey?"

"Feeling horny again, sir?"

"Of course, Nameless Faggot."

Nameless Faggot(that's his name) got up from his generic space seat to procure the animal and child in question.
KKK
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I wuv u.

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we must get more waifus.

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Butts.

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I'm done here.

Thank you pooptickler, you're a gift to us all.

Remember when I said 2,000 words? I lied.

Author's Note

Thanks to pooptickler.