ChuckPLEB The Almighty

ChuckPLEB awoke in a dark room, surrounded by tall, muscular, incredibly handsome men. They all flexed, their muscles and handsomeness firing a shockwave that lit all of the candles in the room, illuminating the small area. ChuckPLEB marveled at these men, for while he himself was muscular and handsome, he simply didn't compare to the people surrounding him.

"Welcome ChuckPLEB, TO THE COUNCIL OF THE MIGHTY HAMMER." stated the largest and most British of the group.

"Why am I here? You guys totally kicked me out of time and space, remember?" responded ChuckPLEB to the mighty council. He then blushed because he had something in his teeth and became really self-conscious about it.

"ChuckPLEB, we all know that you've been banned from time and space for about...two years now," said the most muscular and handsome of the group, who's name probably started with an A,"but in a show of mercy we have decided to provide you with a smidgeon of time in time and space."

"For how long?"

"Ohhhhh, about six hours on April Fools day, but I swear this is the last fucking time if you try to get back in once we kick you out again. It's really a slight annoyance and you should stop."

"Thank you mighty council," cried ChuckPLEB as he got on his hands and knees and started sucking some serious dick.

Unfortunately he lost track of time, and sucked their dicks for six hours on April Fool's Day, and is now dead forever.

The end.