Jeff the Killer Pony (Crappier Story)

Twilight was devastated after reading the latest newspaper. The killer struck again but this time he struck in Canterlot and the victim was Trixie Lulamoon. She a had stab wound in her head and a smile was cut onto her face.

'I know she's a boastful type and a bit of a jerk but she didn't deserve something as extreme as this.' Twilight thought to herself.

She then remembered that the Grand Galloping Gala was tonight and she was excited but still a little bit disapointed for all the murders. She then got dressed in her Gala dress and then waited for Spike to come down and they exited their home to meet up with their friends.

In an old abandoned house in the darkest part of Ponyville Jeff the Killer Pony was sitting in a seat and drinking whiskey bottles left and right.

'Ohhhh. That feels so good. I'm proud of my murders but I still haven't gotten to the Elements of Harmony.... I know that in my gut that tonight is the night that I slaughter those six ponies.' Jeff thought to himself.

Suddenly a newspaper appeared out of nowhere. The psychotic pony then lifted his hood off to reveal a unicorn horn and a bloody red and gray aura went around it and he lifted the paper and read that the Grand Galloping Gala was happening tonight and that the Elements of Harmony were gonna be there.

"Heh. Stroke of luck. Thank you... Lady Luck." The psycho pony said and then slipped into the night.

"Oh boy. I can't believe I got invited to the Grand Galloping Gala" A stallion said.

"Too bad you're not gonna arrive in time." A voice said. Suddenly a knife thrust right through the stallion's stomach and then the attacker, Jeff, tossed the body into a dumpster and stole his golden ticket.

"Hm. Now where am I gonna find tux at this hour." Jeff said to himself.

He then looked across the street to find a clothes store.

"Can't go in there looking like me. ... Hate to admit it but.... Hey Jeffrey. I need a tux and I can't get in there. Think you can do it?" Jeff said to himself.

'I don't know.... Oh alright.' The voice who was obviously the former Jeffrey said.

Suddenly Jeff's pale white skin was turning into a blueish color and his bloody smile washed away and his eyelids came back and his black mane turned orange. Jeff the Killer had become his past self: Jeffrey. Secretly in his mind it hadn't gone all completely insane only half of it. One half contatined his psychotic side Jeff the Killer and the other contained his sanity side, Jeffrey. These two sides have been constantly battling each other seeing who would have complete control over the body. Eventually the two decided to share. If ever Jeff needed Jeffrey to take over he'd be more than happy to oblige and vice-versa.

Jeffrey walked into the clothes store and asked,

"Can I get a tuxedo? I'm heading to the Grand Galloping Gala."

Then an employee came out of nowhere and said,

"Right this way ... Mr...."

"Jeffrey."

"Mr. Jeffrey. Follow me." The employee said.

Jeffrey must have gone through tons of tuxedos until found one that was just his style: a gray tuxedo with a hood attached.

"I'll take this one please." He said.

"Huh. You know your the first somepony to ever ask about buying it. It didn't sell out very well and we only had one. But since your so interested it's on the house." The employee said.

"Thank you." Jeffrey said.

He then grabbed the tux and put it on and walked outside.

'Hmmm. Looks pretty good Jeffrey.' Jeff said.

"You don't say." Jeffrey said sarcastically.

'Okay it's my turn.' The psycho side said.

"No way I've only been here for a couple minutes. I want to know what it's like to party." The sane side said.

'*Groan* fine. But once your done having fun I'm stepping in and the bloodbath will begin. Discreetly.' The psycho side said.

"Thanks Jeff." The sane side said and then took off towards Canterlot.

The Mane Six were so excited... They have waited days and weeks for this moment and it came... The Grand Galloping Gala. They couldn't believe it. Twilight was the most excited when her mentor Princess Celestia came over to them.

"Princess Celestia!" Twilight said excited.

"Twilight! It's so lovely to see my star student." Celestia said.

"Oh, I'm so excited to be here! We have so much to catch up on." Twilight said.

"Well, I want you right by my side the entire evening, so we'll have plenty of time together." The sun princess said.

"That's just what I was hoping you'd say." The lavender unicorn said.

The six then seperated to do what they wanted to do at the gala.

Jeffrey walked right into the castle and said to himself,

"I've never seen such a grand castle before."

'I've seen better.' Jeff said.

"What would you know?" Jeffrey said.

  The shy pony then trotted up the stairs to where the party was and viewed all the ponies here. There was even a classical band and one playing a cello. He read up on the files of Ponyville once and knew that this was Octavia. She had a best friend and roomate named Vinyl Scratch also known as DJPON-3. Suddenly the entire music was interrupted by a pink earth pony with really puffy hair and tail and she was singing a song about being at the gala.

"I'm at the Grand Galloping Gala, I'm at the Grand Galloping Gala, I'm at the Grand Galloping Gala, It's all I ever dreamed. It's all I ever dreamed, woo hoo! It's all I ever dreamed, yippee! I'm at the Grand Galloping GalaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAA! [pause] It's all I've ever... dreamed? " She singed but then stopped and noticed no-one was clopping.

"Hey there. That's a .... very... interesting song there." Jeffrey said.

"Well at least SOMEPONY appreciates this song. Who are you?" The pink pony asked.

"Um... My names Jeffrey or Jeff." The shy pony said.

"I'm Pinkie Pie, party thrower extroadinere." The pink pony said.

"Hm. That's a very ... interesting smile." The gray pony said.

"Why thanks. Never got that compliment before." Pinkie said.

"Well... I knew this one pony who liked smiling so much....... He cut a smile onto his face and then burnt his eyelids off so he could always look at it." The gray pony said suspiciously.

Pinkie was a little confused and yet at the same time shocked. Somepony who cut a smile onto his own face and then burnt his eyelids off so he could always look at it?

"Uh..... Eh heh heh.... At least he was confident." Pinkie said nervously.

"....... Say now that a get a good look haven't we met somewhere before?" Jeff asked.

"I don't think so." The pink pony said.

Just then a flashback occured in Jeff's mind.

Jeff had gotten to Billy's house and his parents told him to play outside with the other fillies. It was there he noticed a pony his age and was sure going a bit overboard with the party supplies. She was blowing noisemakers, throwing streamers and she had some sort of cannon that fired party supplies. He decided to introduce himself to her.

"Um.... Hello there."

"*GASP* Whyhellothere!Howareyou?!Myname'sPiniePieandI'mapartythrowerextroadinere.WhenIheardthatlittleBillywashavingapartyIjusthadtothrowoneofmysupeduperpinkieparties.I'msoexcitedtomeetnewponiesjustlikeyousowhat'syourname?!" The teen pony was saying at a fast rate. Jeff could barely understand what the heck she was saying so he just said,

"Um..... Jeff. My family got invited here and they told me to play with the other fillies."

"That must be so exciting meeting new ponies. By the way I'm new here to Ponyville in fact I just moved here a couple hours ago." Pinkie said.

"I'm new to Ponyville as well. I've been here for a couple months." The young Jeff said.

"That's so exciting." The party pony said.

"Yeah I'm just trying to fit in." The soon to be crazed pony said.

Pinkie detected some grief in his voice.

"Something wrong Jeffy Weffy?" She asked.

"Huh... It's nothing." Jeff said.

"Come on Jeffy. You can tell me anything, besides we're friends now." Pinkie said.

"Huh? I've never actually had a friend before. All I had was my parents and brother. I mean look at me... I'm a teen and I still don't have my cutie mark." The now depressed pony said showing her his blank flank.

"Don't worry about that. You're sure to be talented at something. Maybe your brother could give you an idea." Pinkie said.

"...... I don't think so. Not for the next year. He's in juvie." Jeff said.

"Oh........ I'm so sorry. What'd he do?" The pink pony asked.

"........Promise you won't tell anypony? Jeff asked.

"I pinkie promise. Cross my heart, hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye." Pinkie promised.

"Okay....... When me and my brother, Liu, were waiting for the bus for school three bullies came up and tried to get us to give them our bits. Liu tried to stand up to them but it didn't work out and they beat him up and took his bits. Then I felt this strange feeling. I've only felt it a couple times but this time it felt really strong. The feeling.... to hurt somepony. I then marched up, got in his face and told him to back off. Then we got in a fight and I felt as strong as the princesses and I took the bullies down. Liu then was amazed tried to ask but he didn't have time and then we took off towards school. We decided to keep this between just us. However the next day when I came downstairs two royal guard ponies were at the door and they told me that they heard witnesses say they saw Liu and me leave the scene and beat up the bullies. I wanted to explain that the bullies attacked us first but had no proof. I had to admit but Liu stood up for me and confessed for me. I wanted to to confess to them but Liu wanted to make sure that I was safe and that was the last I saw of him. He won't be out until the year's over with. Haven't been myself since then." Jeff explained.

Pinkie was really upset, in fact so upset her poofy hair and tail deflated and got all smooth.

"I'm really sorry.... I feel so sorry for you." She said.

"Don't be. I kinda deserved it." The blue pony said.

"Nopony deserves to be alone." Pinkie said.

"Yeah..... But I won't be able to see him until the year's over. And nopony's gonna be friends with a teenaged pony without a cutie mark." Jeff said.

"I'll be your friend Jeffy." The pink pony said.

"Huh? You actually mean that?" Jeff asked.

"I do. We are going to be best friends forever. No matter how different we are, no matter far apart we are, I pinkie promise that we will be friends forever." The pink pony said.

For the first time Jeff felt...... happy. Happy like no other thing ever.

"Yeah... Okay. We'll be friends forever. Pinkie promise." Jeff said.

The two then shook each others hooves and Pinkie's hair inflated again.

Both of them then realized that they had met years before.

"Pinkie? Is that you? How long has it been?" Jeff asked.

"It's felt like for-eeeee-vur. It's so exciting to see you again. I can't wait to show you my friends." Pinkie said excited.

Suddenly the doors to the garden burst open and a bundle of animals came in along with a yellow pegasus with a pink mane that looked like she flipped her lid.

"You're... goint to LOVE ME!" She shouted.

'WOAH. Get aload of crazy pants over there Jeffrey." Jeff the Killer said in Jeffrey's mind.

'How many crazy pills do you suppose she took this morning?' Jeffrey thought back.

'Beats the hell outta me.' Jeff the killer responded.

Pretty soon the whole party got a little out of control and Jeff had to take cover in another room.

As soon as things calmed down Jeff came out of his hiding spot and saw the entire Gala a mess. However ealier because of the craziness Jeff the Killer took over and he led all sorts of ponies the wrong way. He counted maybe... ten, twenty, a hundred.... whatever. He then trapped them in a magic bubbled and then congered up magic knifes and stabbed them into them and then tossed them into the garden's without anyone noticing. But as soon as things calmed down Jeffrey came back and then realized the atrocity he caused and then went back to his hiding spot. When he came back he saw his friend Pinkie along with five other ponies, which he supposed were her friends. They looked like they had the worst night ever, which was kind of true.

'It's them.... The Elements of Harmony. I must...kill them. Let me back in.' Jeff the killer said.

'No.' Jeffrey said.

'What did you say?' The psycho Jeff said.

'I said.... NO!' The sane Jeff said.

'Why won't you let me back in?' The psycho Jeff said.

'Because..... When I went back to that flashback I realized I wasn't alone..... And I know that I need help. I need her help.' The sane Jeff said.

'What... You no good...' The psycho jeff tried to say but the sane Jeff tuned him out.

He then trotted over to the six ponies and asked,

"Um..... Hey there........ Some night huh?"

"More like a disaster." Pinkie said depressed.

"I didn't sell a lot of apples." The orange pony said.

"I couldn't make friends with the animals." The yellow pegasus who looked calm now said.

"I realized the stallion of my dreams was a total disaster." The white pony said.

"I couldn't get anypony to laugh." The pink pony said.

"I barely got the Wonderbolts to notice me at all." The blue pegasus said.

"I couldn't get anypony here to laugh or sing to my songs." The pink pony said.

"And I didn't get any chance to spend time with my teacher, Princess Celestia." The lavender unicorn said.

Jeff was then amazed that a simple unicorn was the personal student of one of the princesses.

"Um..... Wow..... Well I had a pretty good time up to the poiny miss....... yellow here lost control." He said.

"Actually my name's Fluttershy." The yellow pegasus introduced.

"I'm Rainbow Dash, fastest flier in all of Equestria." The blue pegasus introduced.

"I'm Rarity, darling." The white unicorn said.

"I'm Applejack pardner." The orange pony said.

"I suppose you already know Pinkie Pie. I'm Twilight Sparkle." The lavender unicorn introduced.

"Jeff. Just Jeff." The shy unicorn said.

Twilight felt like she heard that name before but then Jeff said,

"Sorry about how this didn't work out. Me and Pinkie Pie here go way back..... We're friends. As far back as I can remember." The blue unicorn said,

"Hope we can get together again. I gotta get back home."

He then took off trotting.

Jeff slammed the door of his house shut and then Jeff the Killer shouted in his mind,

'WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA!!!!!!!! HOW DARE YOU DISOBEY ME!!!!!"

'I'm not letting you harm those nice ponies!" Jeff shouted back.

'LISTEN HERE YOU. In case you didn't figure it out.......... I'M EXTREMELY POWERFULL.... And if you don't what I say.... I'LL GUT YOU LIKE A FISH!!!' The psycho Jeff shouted.

'You can only get in if there's enough chaos going on or if I let you... which I won't now.' The sane Jeff said.

'That's what you think.' Jeff the Killer said evilly.

Suddenly Jeff's blue hoof turned pale white and then picked up a knife was about to stab him but he tried to keep that from happening.

'With every kill I get more and more powerful...... Pretty soon I'll have complete control just like back in the old days. Tomorrow night.... The Elements of Harmony will die.' Jeff the Killer said with venom in his voice.

'I won't let you!' Jeff shouted.

'Just try and stop me and I'll make sure you die a quick and painful death.' The psycho Jeff said.